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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Gogo » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:25 am

I do worry, though, that one of the most storied franchises in Stew history may be entering its "Lost Years".
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:09 am

Oy vey. A meme has arose about my suckiness in this contest.

And I, or any other rational observer, would have to agree with the rooster's conclusions.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:56 pm

what a bunch of beeeet downs this week....
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:06 am

Not every one.

2017: my 1st Rd, 3rd pick overall, David Johnson

goes down, FIRST game, done for the season

2018: my 3rd Rd pick, Dalvin Cook

goes down, misses half the season, 2 rush TDs

2019: my 2nd Rd, 15th overall, Tyreek Hill

First Game, Two catches, then Down and DONE

And I was still one last Brees strike from victory

Damn you, Ron Mexicans!
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:17 am

That was very big of you, 2wheels.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:55 pm

2wilzgood wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:06 am
2019: my 2nd Rd, 15th overall, Tyreek Hill
First Game, Two catches, then Down and DONE
And I was still one last Brees strike from...
Another in my continuing series, Whine!

2019, Week 2, with my second round draft choice sidelined for six to eight weeks or more, I work some magic and field a full strength squad.

Of course, my first round draft pick, James Conner, is immediately injured, leaves the game in the first half, not to return. Severity of injury unknown.

Then, Drew Brees injures his throwing hand, also in the first half, after accruing a record 00.52 pts., leaves the game, not to return. Severity...

In fewer than 6 quarters, I lose my QB1, RB1, & WR1

2019, nothing else compares
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:25 am

Because Whine!, to iterate, after a disastrous Wk2

I have injured QB1, RB1, WR1 on the bench

Leaving two bench spots available indefinitely

This can only end well

Hey! Anybody want to carry Tyreek Hill two months?
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Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:52 am

If Ertz could get destroyed tonight, that'd be great.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by section8 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:06 am

I just need Julio Jones, freeman, and the eagles kicker to die during half time, then Leveon Bell to go off tomorrow.
The freedom of birds is an insult to me.

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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Capitolhill » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:39 am

Just a casual 40 points put up by the Pats defense by philliprivers’babies.

Walked into a fucking buzzsaw this week.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Capitolhill » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:42 am

Oh, and hey Alshon Jefferey - Coach Hill isn’t amused by you sitting out with a bruised calf or whatever candyass injury you had in the first quarter.

I’ll have you doing Oklahoma drills all week.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:47 am

Speaking of the Pats defense, they brought out a recent Anno sighting.

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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:36 pm

As i told the Team before the game.....
'Sometimes all you have to do is show up.'

In other team news, The BWM get the day orf today after the big win.
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The Graveshitters organization has decided to cut ties with Ben Roethlisberger. It has come to our attention that there are multiple sexual assault allegations against him. In the #metoo era it is important that we accept only the best actions from our players, and that we take a leadership position on these important issues.

There's been some talk that we are cutting ties with Ben because he's no longer useful to us, pointing out that these accusations were first made a decade ago. Well, I won't even humor that type of cynicism.
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Post by Gogo » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:16 pm

Going forward, the Graveshitters will not be rostering a quarterback. Instead, the plan is to acquire a second kicker and to deploy both simultaneously in a "kick first" offensive scheme. This is something I've been wanting to bring to the fantasy game since my days as an Aussie-rules football towel boy.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:53 pm

Gogo wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:25 am
I do worry, though, that one of the most storied franchises in Stew history may be entering its "Lost Years".
Losing to the Ivankas for the first time is a sign.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:17 pm

Well, Week 2 has Hampden Rovers confident of yet another campaign resulting in a playoff berth, their fifth in six years.

With five players on the DL, the Rovers can only just field a full team. But, hey, what a team! Look for Tarik Cohen to put the whole lot right on his back and carry them over the goal line. Four rushes for eighteen yards this past Sunday.

The Keith Stones are gonna have their hands full this weekend.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by section8 » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:22 am

Uncle Rico’s balling.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:30 am

Will 5-9 get me in the play-orfs, er, post-season?

Asking for a friend.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:47 am

Okay, all I needed was Robinson to get

128 yds/2 TDs, easy.

Instead, 1st half, Gabriel 3 TDs, 63 yds, easy

First half, 3 TDs

Trubinsky!
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:26 pm

Russle wilson with what could possibly be the Largest garbage time points total, evah.......
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:10 am

Jesus the FUCK, another 15 pt Rodgers payday.

Green Bay 4-0

Hampden Rovers 0-4
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:30 am

2wilzgood wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:10 am
Jesus the FUCK, another 15 pt Rodgers payday.

Green Bay 4-0
Fascinating.

Hampden Rovers 0-4
Not.
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Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Sep 27, 2019 10:21 am

Lost Soul wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:30 am
2wilzgood wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:10 am
Jesus the FUCK, another 15 pt Rodgers payday.

Green Bay 4-0
Fascinating.
Time stamp has it stated before half-time.
Hampden Rovers 0-4
Not.
No? Watch what the weekend brings.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:11 am

Welcome to my world in this contest, 2wheels.

Call me Job.

I'm thinking of writing a book, btw.
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Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:57 pm

What do you have to do to get off the schneid?

Any of my position players are on the block.

Make an offer.
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 pm

How many penalties did the Redskins have today? 20?

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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:58 pm

It's a sad day in St. Louis. The BWMs have lost ignominiously to the Ivankas.

BTW, when you lose to the Ivankas, it is always ignominiously.
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Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:09 am

Signs and wonders
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Post by section8 » Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:22 am

Kyler Murray is going to be sent back to Endor. At home, playing from behind against a soft secondary. This was the week he should have pulled it together. That Kliff guy looks like he hangs out at high school keggers.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:03 pm

Absooodreadful performance from the BWM.... Just horrrible.
There is no excuse.

Have yet to see a cards game!!!
Is just rank they wont showem in the STL.
Its chiefs chiefs chiefs, like anyone really wants to be an afc team fan, this is an NFC town, just like its a national league town....
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Post by Fred Garvin » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:29 am

Shut up
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Post by section8 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:34 am

Don’t worry. It looks like Brisset is going to save your week.
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Post by Fred Garvin » Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:12 pm

I knew they'd blow it
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Post by section8 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:17 pm

Here comes the turnaround.
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Post by Fred Garvin » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:35 pm

March towards .500 begins!
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:13 pm

Not here to put on a happy face

I've two of the top four TEs, Ertz and Andrews

Name one and make an offer, I want a WR

WR w/hands can catch a ball tossed by akwality qb

James Conner/Devonta Freeman also on the block
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:45 am

I need a TE.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:33 am

Lockett, Chark?

You didn't specify Andrews or Ertz.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:40 pm

Meh. Both of your TEs suck more than my Dissly. Not to squelch the deal or anything.
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Post by Mike Hunt » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:19 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
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Meh. Both of your TEs suck more than my Dissly. Not to squelch the deal or anything.
A zombie team would do better than any team managed by you.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:22 pm

It's probably true, I must confess. And more's the pity.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:58 pm

In a season hobbled by injuries, the undaunted Rovers begin the long climb into the playoffs.

I predict hardware at year's end.

And it all starts today.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:01 pm

My TE Dissly, the best TE in the league, just trashed his knee. Woe is me.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:10 pm

You could've Locketted in Mark Andrews, but

seeing as how he's ripping it up today.

No deal.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:53 pm

Freddie Kitchens might not last the season.

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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by section8 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:48 pm

He shouldn’t. That’s a talented roster.

I have continued my streak of starting a QB during the worst game of their season. I’m at like four times now.
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Re: 2019 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:57 pm

Boo and who

Pfffft
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