2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:21 pm

009 takes the snap...
2wilz brings the blitz!
009 dodges left, dodges right...
Steps up in the pocket and unleashes a Bomb to a wide open larry fitzgerald!
Top Ton Touchdown!!!!!!!!!!

Its a win for the Big Woolly Mammoth!!!

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:46 am

This is where all good people must root for Aaron Rodgers to score 20 more points on MNF.

The Graveshitters must stop their reign of terror over the Ivankas tonight.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:04 am

I give up.

The Ivankas will never beat the Graveshitters. It is written in stone.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:41 am

Reverse psychology was invoked for the FF gods. Bless them.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:06 pm

STONES!!!
Beat me on the waiver to willson.... bastards!

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:23 pm

Crazy half the league is at .5oo....
Only 2 teams with a winning record, which also happen to be the 2 teams that have made the fewest player moves.

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:15 pm

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:23 pm
Crazy half the league is at .5oo....
Only 2 teams with a winning record, which also happen to be the 2 teams that have made the fewest player moves.

That is kinda interesting. I'd be tempted to credit it to my superior FF skills, but it's really just luck. I don't even know who half my players are this year.

section8 · Post by **section8** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:28 pm

I have the second highest points, but I'm still 2-4. This happens every season though. Things level out right around now.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:32 pm

My first round selection in the draft?

"This is a crime against football and probably a death sentence for many fantasy teams."

DJ!

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:00 am

WTF is with that LP logo!
I thought it was target advertising at first click!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Bong!!!!
Hahaha

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:24 pm

Thanks again, Blake Bortles.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:23 pm

Seeems a stretch to blame bortles for the ivankas l055 when coach left almost 30 points on the bench......

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:24 pm

Big woolly mammoth l005es their best player..............
Still come up with the Win!!!!

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:45 pm

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:23 pm
Seeems a stretch to blame bortles for the ivankas l055 when coach left almost 30 points on the bench......

That's easy for you to say. Put Bortles on your team and you may be singing a different tune. We should test this.

What will you offer me for the awesomeness that is BB?

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:31 pm

Bortles was the qb for the BWM for a few years, theyve done their time with him.....

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:29 pm

Half the league at 3-4....
HA!
6 teams below .5oo...
Only 1 team over .5oo in division I.
Go............................................................... ShitbagzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZz!!!!1!

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:35 pm

The next three weeks will make everything clear.

Anyway, eight of ten teams in the play-orffs.

One, can I get a.. waaaaaHOOO? No?

and, two, probably shamefuel will qualify

second time in the last forever.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:29 am

Thursday Night Football!

The big man scared me...

Go, Brock, go....

section8 · Post by **section8** » Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:15 am

Can’t catch a break.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:33 am

Indeed. My only hope was if the Patsies defense scored 2.53 points or less. Alas, they were playing Buffalo.

Bravo Lola.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:57 pm

Graveshitters sit atop the power rankings.....
Yet predickted to finish 10th.

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:32 pm

Fuck Jordy Nelson. He was supposed to have a breakout week last week, and start stacking up yards, and he really just sucks balls.

That is all, I feel better now.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:01 pm

Its funny how the fast the rankings change...
The shitters are now picked to finish 4th, still 1st in power rankings.
The Big Wooolly Mammmoth are now 2nd in power rankings (up from 6th), yet have dropped from predickted 4th, to predickted 6th.

Moral of the story.....
Yahooo AI sucks donkey ballz.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:08 pm

Another moral is their 5-star rating system for upcoming games.

I've been burned more often than not by relying on that crock.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:39 am

I just want to thank the Patsies for keeping Gronk's status a secret until after the waivers closed this morning. The Mammoths win a cheap one.

On a positive note, 2wilz did everybody a favor by crushing the shmoos this week.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:07 pm

Dont blame the pats, and dont say the BWM got a cheeep one..... It was oarsome!
The ivankas coach is the one to blame for thier lo55.
Thanks!

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:13 pm

Lost Soul wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:39 am
crushing the shmoos this week...

by the largest margin of victory the entire season.

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:21 pm

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:01 pm
Its funny how the fast the rankings change...
The shitters are now picked to finish 4th, still 1st in power rankings.
The Big Wooolly Mammmoth are now 2nd in power rankings (up from 6th), yet have dropped from predickted 4th, to predickted 6th

Where do you find those rankings?

I just discovered a section called Record Book. Did you know that The Unicorns hold our league record for most points ever scored in a week? Color me surprised.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:09 pm

^ Above the standings it says.... Current Standings
Click that and it gives other options.

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:09 pm

It says I'm going to finish in 8th place! Fuck their projections.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:33 pm

In a rub their nose in it all week long moment,

It's another 5-0 clean sweep for Shit Bags

A full on dump

all over division done: four losers & some schmuck

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:26 am

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:07 pm
Dont blame the pats, and dont say the BWM got a cheeep one..... It was oarsome!
The ivankas coach is the one to blame for thier lo55.
Thanks!

I was robbed by the Belicheats. You got a tainted cheap one.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:07 pm

lolasf wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:09 pm
It says I'm going to finish in 8th place! Fuck their projections.

Ha!
It changes daily.
You are up to 3rd now!
Projecting a 4 way tie at 8-6 for the shitbags.

Graveshitters projected points against is shocking, and totally Destroys the fact they are also projected the most points.

BWM sit atop the power rankings!
For now.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:31 pm

Can lose the next 5 match-ups & be in the play-orfs.

Division dung is that awful.

Anyway, I'm keeping Sony on the bench this weekend. That means Thursday Night Football holds some interest. A Brown vs my Funchess. It's okay, I'll be 'catching' up Sunday.

Shit Bags go
five and oh
two weeks in a row

Citizen Baba · Post by **Citizen Baba** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:35 pm

Lost Soul wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:26 am

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:07 pm
Dont blame the pats, and dont say the BWM got a cheeep one..... It was oarsome!
The ivankas coach is the one to blame for thier lo55.
Thanks!
I was robbed by the Belicheats. You got a tainted cheap one.

You're terrible at this.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:15 pm

Division dung are ho, ho, hoes

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:15 am

It's not in my interest to go Funchess

But what the hell, THURSDAY!

Maybe Devin does double duty tonight

and

woot

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:48 am

Brown goin down Funchess out on the town

Woot

Thursday

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:05 am

Just sayin is all

wankers the lot of ya

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:22 am

Thanks again, Cody Parkey, for hitting the uprights four times in one game. In a perfect world, hitting the uprights ought to count for six points.

If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.

If you lined up the greatest kickers in the world on a practice field with no defense, it still seems unlikely they could hit the upright four straight times if they tried.

Yet, Chicago Bears kicker Cody Parkey managed to pull it off.

Four times Parkey hit the upright on kicks for the Bears.

https://sports.yahoo.com/bears-kicker-c ... 31643.html

But I would be remiss if I didn't mention my awesome Jets defense against the team that other defenses have scored the most FF points on all season- the Bills.

Except when I schedule a defense against the Bills, my D gets zip, zero, nada.

Oarsum.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:46 pm

Citizen Baba wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:35 pm

Lost Soul wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:26 am

Agent009 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:07 pm
Dont blame the pats, and dont say the BWM got a cheeep one..... It was oarsome!
The ivankas coach is the one to blame for thier lo55.
Thanks!
I was robbed by the Belicheats. You got a tainted cheap one.
You're terrible at this.

Strewth

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 pm

The defending champion, @ 7-3, with the longest current win streak, looks set to advance deep in to the play-offs, and will likely repeat as victorious holder of the Stewperbowl trophy. Back to back championships could well be a first in the league, and is all down to superior management of personnel and crucial game time decisions.

On a telling note, it looks division dung has gone 0 - 5 two weeks in a row, and is now 7 - 19 on the season versus Division Shitbags. That is.. losing 73% of the match-ups when facing quality football teams. Fortunate for them they "compete" against each other eight games this season. Maybe they can produce at least two teams with better than losing records. Maybe not.

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:41 pm

Remember when the mighty Ivankas destroyed Warpn'Woof on opening day? What a glorious day it was.

The Unicorns, OTOH, have her number.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · Post by **Dr. Kenneth Noisewater** » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:34 am

20 more yards...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · Post by **Dr. Kenneth Noisewater** » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:40 am

So close... BWM

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:15 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:40 am
So close... BWM

I was cheering for you! That was insanely close.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Total bummer the 9ers abandoned kittle in the 2nd half....
The BWM feel the pain of allowing Division 1 their 1st win in 2 weeks.

Agent009 · Post by **Agent009** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:05 pm

The kieth stones rocket to the top of the power rankings!
Sillly AI.
Beer in a can is still beer in a can.

lolasf · Post by **lolasf** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:43 pm

The assholes have me finishing in 6th place now! Moving on up, but they're still assholes.

2wilzgood · Post by **2wilzgood** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:46 pm

Lost Soul wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:41 pm
Remember when the mighty Ivankas destroyed Warpn'Woof on opening day...

Rankles only in the sense that it's the one loss I will not avenge this season.

It did however spur my actions in clearing house of an atrocious draft class. Within seventeen days I unloaded half the team, then two more out the door in the two weeks that followed.

From a meager five worthy draft picks, I assembled a team that has since gone 7-2, best in league.

It ain't what happens in Week 1, it's what you do with it. I'm on track to be top seed in the play-offs.

Your 3-8 record is daunting, but TJ Yeldon.., really?