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Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:20 pm

strife wrote:
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Arsonfart finds sexual abuse funny, if it hurts the Modern Left.

And you don’t find stores of sexual abuse funny?
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Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:23 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
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strife wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:37 am
Arsonfart finds sexual abuse funny, if it hurts the Modern Left.

And you don’t find stores of sexual abuse funny?
With certain deplorable individuals, yes. Every time you are molested by a muscle-queen ladyboy, for example, brings a smile to my face.
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Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:30 pm

Yup mo and his online buttfuckbuddy felix have cornered the market when it comes to humorous quips about child molestation.

It sees to be a particular to the forums resident queers for some reason.
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Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:33 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
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Yup mo and his online buttfuckbuddy felix have cornered the market when it comes to humorous quips about child molestation.
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Post by twodogs » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:41 pm

Irony:

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.-Juche!!!
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says Rebecca Green, the company’s now-former art director. “I feel righteous and angry.
I have a feeling these are not new feelings for Ms. Green.
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Post by korgy » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:34 pm

twodogs wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:41 pm
Irony: A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.-Juche!!!
bullshit. your assertion that the subject matter is of no consequence is exactly the problem. you just dont get it.

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Post by korgy » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:39 pm

i suppose twodogs would also think a man working for an incest awareness organization bragging about having fondled his 8-yr-old daughter is also funny, because -- IRONY.
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Post by DCComic » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:47 pm

Don't be so po-faced (see what I did there?)
Nobody bar Harry is laughing at sexual abuse.

The plot here is a little funny/ironic though.
'Reformed' (?) sexual abuser starts feminist clothing brand. (That's enough for a sitcom on its own.)
His female staff find out about his past and demand he quits, so he sacks them.

The punchline is weak but the setup has potential.
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Post by twodogs » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:12 pm

korgy wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:34 pm
bullshit. your assertion that the subject matter is of no consequence is exactly the problem. you just dont get it.
"Yes, there is a time and place when it’s important to take things seriously. These are times that involve compassion, empathy, and introspection. However, most situations we find ourselves in are actually not worth fussing over. In fact, they are perfect opportunities for taking a lighthearted approach to living".-Juche!!!
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Post by korgy » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:23 pm

unfuckingbelievable.

again: i suppose twodogs would also think a man working for an incest awareness organization bragging about having fondled his 8-yr-old daughter is also funny, because -- IRONY.
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Post by twodogs » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:30 pm

Not quite the same thing is it?
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Post by VinceFoster » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:35 pm

They invited the founder and ceo to commit financial harikari and were subsequently shocked when he sent them plunging over a cliff?

Really makes me wonder how he vetted that group. Solid grasp on how the real world works seems to have been successfully screened out.
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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:15 pm

Flobster! wrote:
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Just a theory - do progressive women hate men because of their previous dealings with progressive men?
No, you fool. They "hate" men because for example 5 or 6 women have been murdered by men in Australia over the past week or so.

Ignorant old fucks like yourself belittling the response to rape and murder could well make them hate you, though.
Using the same rationale, is it then ok to "hate" muslims for all of the terrorists attacks that have occurred around the world?

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Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:17 pm

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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:22 pm

No, can't say that I am. I am happily married with two kids.

How about yourself? How are your relationships with modern women going?

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Post by VinceFoster » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:24 pm

I’m just glad Flobster’s here to speak on behalf of Progressive Women.
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Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:25 pm

OnTheBall wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:22 pm

How about yourself? How are your relationships with modern women going?
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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:28 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:25 pm
OnTheBall wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:22 pm

How about yourself? How are your relationships with modern women going?
You're barking up the wrong tree, sweetie. I'm gay.
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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:29 pm

VinceFoster wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:24 pm
I’m just glad Flobster’s here to speak on behalf of Progressive Women.
His mansplaining offends me.

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I'm so excited you decided
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Post by eric84 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:51 pm

VinceFoster wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:35 pm
They invited the founder and ceo to commit financial harikari and were subsequently shocked when he sent them plunging over a cliff?

Really makes me wonder how he vetted that group. Solid grasp on how the real world works seems to have been successfully screened out.
I wouldve thought the harikari would involve carrying on with an admitted sexual abuser as CEO of a company that is supposed to be a strong supporter of feminism. Who doesn't know how the real world works again?
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:41 am

As Btraven suggests - do women want femi-men?

Really?

There’s plenty of anthropological evidence to show that are hypergamous - they mate across and up dominance hierarchies. And even those that find some poor shlup who can provide for them and will remain faithful often choose - via affairs - a high status male with whom to have a child with.
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Post by Chi_Rup » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:24 am

I bet that chat goes down a storm on Bumble.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:36 am

But you’re a low status male. Someone whose ambition was to have a government worker give him a certificate saying that you are an invalid.

This isn’t a subject you’ll enjoy.
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Post by Flobster! » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:41 am

Argonheart_Po wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:41 am
And even those that find some poor shlup who can provide for them and will remain faithful often choose - via affairs - a high status male with whom to have a child with.
Is that what happened to you?
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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:55 am

Argonheart_Po wrote:
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As Btraven suggests - do women want femi-men?
Of course they don't. That's why soy boys like Felix and Chi rup are still single.

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Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:22 am

jaja whereas Neanderthals like OneBall have to go abroad to find a woman. Women at home know that they haven't yet acquired Language.
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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:35 am

You've also been abroad, right? And yet you still haven't met a woman who could stand you for longer than a couple of days.

What's wrong with you?

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:36 am

I suspect different strokes for different women.

Don't ask me how, a lot of Koreans seem to like this kind of boys at the moment, and I understand they are topping US charts as well. I am not convinced those who like them are all gay men.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:39 am

Girls like boys (like the ones in the photo above). Women like men

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:41 am

Some men like AmericanJoe seem to like girls and men, not women.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:43 am

Sure, the same dynamic doesn't always apply the other way around.

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:45 am

Sure, some women like masculine men. Some don't or don't care.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:48 am

desertstorm wrote:
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Sure, some women like masculine men. Some don't.
Of course
There’s plenty of anthropological evidence to show that are hypergamous - they mate across and up dominance hierarchies. And even those that find some poor shlup who can provide for them and will remain faithful often choose - via affairs - a high status male with whom to have a child with.

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OnTheBall wrote:
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Sure, the same dynamic doesn't always apply the other way around.
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There’s plenty of anthropological evidence to show that are hypergamous - they mate across and up dominance hierarchies. And even those that find some poor shlup who can provide for them and will remain faithful often choose - via affairs - a high status male with whom to have a child with.
Is a high status male the same as men from the gym?

And I don't think I want to argue that most women like low status male.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:59 am

"High status males" come in many different forms, it's not just men with good bodies or who work out.

Having said that, I doubt a drug-abusing, 40 year old, freelance "lawyer" who house-shares and struggles to make ends meet; or a guy who has to fake a mental illness in order to ensure shelter in his retirement years, count as "high status males" under any metric.

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:02 pm

OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:59 am
"High status males" come in many different forms, it's not just men with good bodies or who work out.
So I am right, some women like masculine men, some don't or don't care.

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Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:02 pm

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:04 pm

desertstorm wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:02 pm
OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:59 am
"High status males" come in many different forms, it's not just men with good bodies or who work out.
So I am right, some women like masculine men, some don't or don't care.
Masculinity is more than just a certain physical presence or look.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:15 pm

OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:39 am
Girls like boys (like the ones in the photo above). Women like men
Right.

Teenage girls prefer less masculine and more feminised men with softer features. They’re less threatening - think of one of 10,000 similar heartthrobs.

Women prefer males who rate high on dominance hierarchies. Which is one of the reasons men try and achieve - it opens up greater mating opportunities.

It’s genuinely difficult to think of a lower status male than one whose ambition is to be disabled.
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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:28 pm

OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:04 pm
desertstorm wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:02 pm
OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:59 am
"High status males" come in many different forms, it's not just men with good bodies or who work out.
So I am right, some women like masculine men, some don't or don't care.
Masculinity is more than just a certain physical presence or look.
Such as being good at what they do? Having a good personality? Being trustworthy to friends and families? Curious and intelligent? Doing their best at being a decent human being?

I agree.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:33 pm

Now you are being wilfully obtuse

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Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:35 pm

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:38 pm

OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:33 pm
Now you are being wilfully obtuse
What do you mean? Those are not characters that many women find attractive? Those are not characters that may contribute to 'high status'? Or most women don't care about those characters as long as the man is as masculine as AmericanJoe.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:46 pm

desertstorm wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:28 pm
OnTheBall wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:04 pm
desertstorm wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:02 pm


So I am right, some women like masculine men, some don't or don't care.
Masculinity is more than just a certain physical presence or look.
Such as being good at what they do? Having a good personality? Being trustworthy to friends and families? Curious and intelligent? Doing their best at being a decent human being?

I agree.
desertstorm wrote:
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:33 pm
Now you are being wilfully obtuse
What do you mean? Those are not characters that many women find attractive? Those are not characters that may contribute to 'high status'? Or women don't care about those characters as long as the man is as masculine as AmericanJoe.
*Sigh*...all the traits you listed above are desirable, but they are not inherently masculine traits. Argon's recent posts should give you some sort of clue as to what being masculine and masculinity are.

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:47 pm

I haven't read that research paper about women finding high status men more attractive than low status men so I may not fully understand the groundbreaking insights that research has confirmed. Maybe there is another research confirming that most women find good looking men more attractive than ugly men, with all other aspects being equal.

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Post by OnTheBall » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:56 pm

OK

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Post by desertstorm » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:44 pm

If I may summarise a few wisdom I've learned in this thread:

a) women judge the attractiveness of men on various aspects besides the level of perceived masculinity.
b) A male who is perceived very masculine by some women can also be considered utterly unattractive by the same women.
c) A male who is perceived less masculine by some women can also be considered very attractive by the same women.

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