Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Swing of the bat....
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:01 pm

Shavenhead wrote:
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Are England going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again?
You boys are all sniffing this out aren't you

Australians, Kiwis etc

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:01 pm

andybox wrote:
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How long is extra time?
30 mins.

Either Colombia score or we’ll got to penalties and then we’ll suck.

Ooooooor

We score, come out fighting and WIN!


Who the fuck knows.
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Sneaky nifty from Agent

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Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:04 pm

As England tired Columbia came back into it. I wonder if the momentum is with them now. Belgium showed how to do it.

Easy for both teams to settle for penalties.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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All the colombian players fear is an own goal.......
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Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:06 pm

andybox wrote:
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How long is extra time?
That question sort-of negates the comment about the quality of the team...
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:07 pm

France, Uruguay or Brazil

The rest is bollocks

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:08 pm

Sorry Bundles, I was speaking of the top half

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:10 pm

Who’s that diving cunt #18?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:11 pm

The colonials are circling for the defeat...

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Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:13 pm

Well he did dive, soap dodger.
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Lets! Go! Engerland!!!!!!!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:14 pm

Good first fifteen minutes. Great last five minutes.

Crap middle seventy minutes.

England can't seem to get out of their own way.

Extra time? Two choke artists make it difficult...

Advantage to the less likely to choke on PKs
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:15 pm

2wilzgood wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:14 pm
Good first fifteen minutes. Great last five minutes.

Crap middle seventy minutes.

England can't seem to get out of their own way.

Extra time? Two choke artists make it difficult...

Advantage to the less likely to choke on PKs
Excellent assessment

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:17 pm

It's just boring shit.

I'm going to the shops.

Anone want anything. ..Sprite?

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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:18 pm

England on Penalties....you heard it here first.

If you are going to the shops SD could you pick me up a Caramac bar please.

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Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:19 pm

Judging by the first 10 minutes I’d say a Columbia win. England seem to be running out of steam.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:20 pm

Colombia is turning up the heat! British fans accepting the fact that they cannot score a ball in play! My gosh!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:24 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:18 pm
England on Penalties....you heard it here first.

If you are going to the shops SD could you pick me up a Caramac bar please.

You're on

And a Daily Star

I'm off!

I expect the shop to be quiet

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:20 pm
Colombia is turning up the heat! British fans accepting the fact that they cannot score a ball in play! My gosh!

"British fans"....you twat :roll:

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:25 pm

Nah, Brazil, Uruguay, and the six Eurp's.

Engrrland this quarter-finals.

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Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:27 pm

England to lose on Penalties.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:28 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:25 pm
EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:20 pm
Colombia is turning up the heat! British fans accepting the fact that they cannot score a ball in play! My gosh!

"British fans"....you twat :roll:
:lol:

Chin up, Lincs. There's always 2022.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:31 pm

Fuck me that was close, nobody there for England.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:31 pm

That was very close.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:32 pm

Rashford on now....about bloody time..

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Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:39 pm

I think it’s time to introduce a new rule - if you’ve got more than 5 yellow cards in one match and it’s a draw at full time, then you lose by default.
Colombia have 6 so far.
None of this penalties crap
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:40 pm

Penalties!


So.fucking.typical.


Whhhhhhhhhhhhhy!?!?!
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Oops.

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Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:41 pm

I love penalty shots when it's two irrelevant teams.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:42 pm

Oh dear.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:44 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:41 pm
I love penalty shots when it's two irrelevant teams.
Ha.


I bloody love penalties, so exciting.
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:44 pm

So, i gue55 the red coats are due to win at pks.............................
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:45 pm

I need a wee
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:47 pm

I wonder what joe hart is thinking?......
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Maybe he needs a wee too?
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Oops.

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I hope it goes all the way to the goalies taking shots....
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Oh dear
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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2 x oh dear
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Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:51 pm

BOOM! England may have just flucked it all up.

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Oh my!!

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Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:52 pm

That works
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Jammy buggers!

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Heh nerves of steel
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:53 pm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
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Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:54 pm

Haha. Fucking hell. What an exciting match.

Good job Engerland.

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Wooooooowhoooooo!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Lincoln wrote:
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England on Penalties....you heard it here first.
Ahhemm...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:55 pm

Yep
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Yep
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