Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm

Booooom ! its an awesome Nifty 50 from the Stews formost authorataaay on Cricket.

What and learn wankers...
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm

No nifty for Lincoln!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm

England 2-0
Hello Flashman

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:57 pm

bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm
No nifty for Lincoln!
You were saying?... :lol:

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:58 pm

You cant edit bitch!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:59 pm

bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm
No nifty for Lincoln!
Harry Claim!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:59 pm

I saw that 1 you had written before you edited.

Red card.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:00 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:46 pm
And like every English supporter, the tiny, teeny tiny, minuscule dot of hope is there, that we’ll l not only win this but that we’ll win the whole fucking tournament.
"English supporter"? "We"?

How many other teams have to get knocked out before "we" are an "English supporter"?

Fuckin traitor. If they lose tonight it's because of your good weather fandom.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:01 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:57 pm
bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm
No nifty for Lincoln!
You were saying?... :lol:
Educate yourself you filthy foreigner...This is an English sport as is the Nifty.

The laws of the game are clear.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:01 pm

I'm going to have to listen to that Spurs twat Glenn Hoddle?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:01 pm
Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:57 pm
bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm
No nifty for Lincoln!
You were saying?... :lol:
Educate yourself you filthy foreigner...This is an English sport as is the Nifty.

The laws of the game are clear.
I'd shank you with your own beer.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:00 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:46 pm
And like every English supporter, the tiny, teeny tiny, minuscule dot of hope is there, that we’ll l not only win this but that we’ll win the whole fucking tournament.
"English supporter"? "We"?

How many other teams have to get knocked out before "we" are an "English supporter"?

Fuckin traitor. If they lose tonight it's because of your good weather fandom.
If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.


because your options are America and the Philippines, I understand why you’re angry and posting bitter.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:04 pm

I tell you what though,there's a cracking T20 game going on right now at Old Trafford between England and India.

I'm like a dog with 2 dicks...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:05 pm

Fletcher was born here, same as myself

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:07 pm

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Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:04 pm
I tell you what though,there's a cracking T20 game going on right now at Old Trafford between England and India.
T
I'm like a dog with 2 dicks...
I will headbutt you.

And your whole minced Lincoln crew

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:13 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm

If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.
When all your favorite good teams get knocked out, I guess.

C'mere. Let me lick your tears. mmmmm. So tasty.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:14 pm

Is that Colombian trying to penetrate Sterling?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:14 pm

Like Taco in the Jamaican showers

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:16 pm

As if anyone would have to 'try' with an Englishman. A few lagers and your countrymen penetrate themselves in the pubs for "fun"

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:18 pm

bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:58 pm
You cant edit bitch!
^ This....
#niftydenied

Lets! Go!! Red!!! Coats!!!!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:24 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:13 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm

If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.
When all your favorite good teams get knocked out, I guess.

C'mere. Let me lick your tears. mmmmm. So tasty.
Is there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?


How small minded of you, at least my tears aren’t salty fella.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:25 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:18 pm
bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:58 pm
You cant edit bitch!
^ This....
#niftydenied

Lets! Go!! Red!!! Coats!!!!
You are Amerrycan and therefore inferior in every possible way to myself...however,you are a decent chap Agent I like the cut of your jib....that said I feel you need to put in your place...its time to remember that I am on the "Supreme Council"...you are on the committee so let it be known you are my subordinate.

I am sorry but I am pulling rank on you here.

The Nifty stands.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:29 pm

0-0 penalties

Agent is the best American poster

By far

By .......................far

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:29 pm

Thanks SD...
Lincs...... You swung and mi55ed. Hung your head in shame. Then went back to edit.
Bundes busted you with the time stamp.
A gloriously denied nifty.

I really do hate to pull this card..... My competition. Suck it.
#niftydenied
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:29 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:24 pm
Is there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?
The rule is home team first.

If home team is not playing or eliminated, only then are you allowed to invoke the right to cheer for ancestral teams.

Once ancestral teams are eliminated you can fall back on loose country associations.

You've got it bass ackwards, Fletch. You should've been supporting Engerland from the beginning. Since you didn't, the football gods will now punish you and your fellow shire dwellers. I hope SD and Lincoln show up at your doorstep drunk with torches and pitchforks when this is over.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:30 pm

Lost Soul is good too.

I think this whole thing has been an education for Taco


A schooling the Colombians are currently providing. ..

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:32 pm

Pshhh. You act like this is the first World Cup I've watched.

The first Cup I watched was 1994. When I was living in Brazil. You've never experienced a World Cup like that.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:34 pm

We weren't even there!

Ireland was though, 1994

My fall back option

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:34 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:29 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:24 pm
Is there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?
The rule is home team first.

If home team is not playing or eliminated, only then are you allowed to invoke the right to cheer for ancestral teams.

Once ancestral teams are eliminated you can fall back on loose country associations.

You've got it bass ackwards, Fletch. You should've been supporting Engerland from the beginning. Since you didn't, the football gods will now punish you and your fellow shire dwellers. I hope SD and Lincoln show up at your doorstep drunk with torches and pitchforks when this is over.
What do you mean I haven’t? I watched all their games, sorry OUR games. I just have the ability to enjoy different games with different teams, I’m multicultural.

You should try it, it’s more fun.

Well, apart from if your options are America and Philippines :lol: then I can totally see the lack of fun and ability to be entertained.

One day little guy, one day.

I will admit to being a fair weather supporter, I like the WC and Euros but I couldn’t name the team players or stuff like that. But it doesn’t matter, does it?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:36 pm

LS is ok as long as he is talking about sport......
I am a bit worried about him though, hes only said 'corrupt fifa goons' like 7 times, which is way down from the last few WCs. Almost as di55apointing as this years Wpi55er concrap troll.

And i dont think LS has blamed one outcome on a bribed central amerikkkan official!
Shocking!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:37 pm

The whole country pretty much shut down for a few days after Brazil won in 94, SD. It was an incredible thing for me to see at 7 years old.

Anyway, all shit talking aside, this has been a pretty entertaining match so far.

You're still gonna lose though. L005ers

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:38 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:34 pm
What do you mean I haven’t? I watched all their games, sorry OUR games. I just have the ability to enjoy different games with different teams, I’m multicultural.

You should try it, it’s more fun.
American. Argentinian dad. Raised in Brazil. Grandparents and beyond from Spain.

Suck it!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:38 pm

Fight!

It's the England way

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:40 pm

I'm not drunk, so can't pull off a pure British imitation, but if I've learned anything from Shunter, it's that punching a bitch in a curry house is the height of English sophistication. So watch yourself, Jess.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:40 pm


You're still gonna lose though. L005ers
Ahhhh maybe we will but it’ll be fun to find out

And if we win, jaysus! The place will go wild. Iolar will burst.

It’s not a competition EMG, good for you to go back a few generations to find teams to support.

‘Raised in brazil’ :lol: You’ll be saying you’re Jamaican next.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:41 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:40 pm
I'm not drunk, so can't pull off a pure British imitation, but if I've learned anything from Shunter, it's that punching a bitch in a curry house is the height of English sophistication. So watch yourself, Jess.
You and me in a drunk post football fight? dude. You wouldn’t stand a chance.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:41 pm

hahah, look at that guy flopping around like a fish out of water. Bless.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:42 pm

What a bunch of filthy mongrols you lot are...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:42 pm

How can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?

You two need to chillax

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:43 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:40 pm
It’s not a competition EMG, good for you to go back a few generations to find teams to support.

‘Raised in brazil’ :lol: You’ll be saying you’re Jamaican next.
Age 7-12 are very formative years!

And my ties to Argentina are as legit as yours to Spain.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:43 pm

This is unnecessarily bad-tempered.

And the game.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:44 pm

Jessica, you might have some viking in you, so i guess that means you can cheeer on sweeeeden if ya want.......
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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How can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
Oh come on. My girlfriend cuddles me harder than that. Call the English guy a pussy for flopping. You know he is.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:44 pm

I agree Simon.

Chill out

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:44 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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How can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
Dirty bastard Colombians...i hate them.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:46 pm

Who knew the British got so sensitive when footie games were on :?

Except Jess who has massive balls.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:49 pm

Bigger balls than you, eunuch

I hope the mad bitch cuts them off

With toy scissors

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:52 pm

It is on....lets go

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:52 pm

Agent009 wrote:
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Jessica, you might have some viking in you, so i guess that means you can cheeer on sweeeeden if ya want.......
hth
Nah, had my dna tested. No scandi in me mate...unless a tall blond named Sven catches me eye.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:53 pm

Who's got the balls to compete with Lincoln?

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