Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
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Booooom ! its an awesome Nifty 50 from the Stews formost authorataaay on Cricket.
What and learn wankers...
What and learn wankers...
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
No nifty for Lincoln!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
England 2-0
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You cant edit bitch!
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I saw that 1 you had written before you edited.
Red card.
Red card.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
"English supporter"? "We"?jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:46 pmAnd like every English supporter, the tiny, teeny tiny, minuscule dot of hope is there, that we’ll l not only win this but that we’ll win the whole fucking tournament.
How many other teams have to get knocked out before "we" are an "English supporter"?
Fuckin traitor. If they lose tonight it's because of your good weather fandom.
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I'm going to have to listen to that Spurs twat Glenn Hoddle?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
I'd shank you with your own beer.
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If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.EMG wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:00 pm"English supporter"? "We"?jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:46 pmAnd like every English supporter, the tiny, teeny tiny, minuscule dot of hope is there, that we’ll l not only win this but that we’ll win the whole fucking tournament.
How many other teams have to get knocked out before "we" are an "English supporter"?
Fuckin traitor. If they lose tonight it's because of your good weather fandom.
because your options are America and the Philippines, I understand why you’re angry and posting bitter.
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I tell you what though,there's a cracking T20 game going on right now at Old Trafford between England and India.
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I'm like a dog with 2 dicks...
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Fletcher was born here, same as myself
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
When all your favorite good teams get knocked out, I guess.jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm
If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.
C'mere. Let me lick your tears. mmmmm. So tasty.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
Is that Colombian trying to penetrate Sterling?
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Like Taco in the Jamaican showers
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As if anyone would have to 'try' with an Englishman. A few lagers and your countrymen penetrate themselves in the pubs for "fun"
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^ This....
#niftydenied
Lets! Go!! Red!!! Coats!!!!
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The less you want, the more youve got, so dont you cry for more
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
Is there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?EMG wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:13 pmWhen all your favorite good teams get knocked out, I guess.jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm
If you live here , you’re an english supporter by default.
C'mere. Let me lick your tears. mmmmm. So tasty.
How small minded of you, at least my tears aren’t salty fella.
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You are Amerrycan and therefore inferior in every possible way to myself...however,you are a decent chap Agent I like the cut of your jib....that said I feel you need to put in your place...its time to remember that I am on the "Supreme Council"...you are on the committee so let it be known you are my subordinate.
I am sorry but I am pulling rank on you here.
The Nifty stands.
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0-0 penalties
Agent is the best American poster
By far
By .......................far
Agent is the best American poster
By far
By .......................far
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Thanks SD...
Lincs...... You swung and mi55ed. Hung your head in shame. Then went back to edit.
Bundes busted you with the time stamp.
A gloriously denied nifty.
I really do hate to pull this card..... My competition. Suck it.
#niftydenied
Lincs...... You swung and mi55ed. Hung your head in shame. Then went back to edit.
Bundes busted you with the time stamp.
A gloriously denied nifty.
I really do hate to pull this card..... My competition. Suck it.
#niftydenied
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
The rule is home team first.jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:24 pmIs there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?
If home team is not playing or eliminated, only then are you allowed to invoke the right to cheer for ancestral teams.
Once ancestral teams are eliminated you can fall back on loose country associations.
You've got it bass ackwards, Fletch. You should've been supporting Engerland from the beginning. Since you didn't, the football gods will now punish you and your fellow shire dwellers. I hope SD and Lincoln show up at your doorstep drunk with torches and pitchforks when this is over.
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Lost Soul is good too.
I think this whole thing has been an education for Taco
A schooling the Colombians are currently providing. ..
I think this whole thing has been an education for Taco
A schooling the Colombians are currently providing. ..
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Pshhh. You act like this is the first World Cup I've watched.
The first Cup I watched was 1994. When I was living in Brazil. You've never experienced a World Cup like that.
The first Cup I watched was 1994. When I was living in Brazil. You've never experienced a World Cup like that.
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We weren't even there!
Ireland was though, 1994
My fall back option
Ireland was though, 1994
My fall back option
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What do you mean I haven’t? I watched all their games, sorry OUR games. I just have the ability to enjoy different games with different teams, I’m multicultural.EMG wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:29 pmThe rule is home team first.jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:24 pmIs there a rule that you can only cheer for one team?
If home team is not playing or eliminated, only then are you allowed to invoke the right to cheer for ancestral teams.
Once ancestral teams are eliminated you can fall back on loose country associations.
You've got it bass ackwards, Fletch. You should've been supporting Engerland from the beginning. Since you didn't, the football gods will now punish you and your fellow shire dwellers. I hope SD and Lincoln show up at your doorstep drunk with torches and pitchforks when this is over.
You should try it, it’s more fun.
Well, apart from if your options are America and Philippines

One day little guy, one day.
I will admit to being a fair weather supporter, I like the WC and Euros but I couldn’t name the team players or stuff like that. But it doesn’t matter, does it?
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LS is ok as long as he is talking about sport......
I am a bit worried about him though, hes only said 'corrupt fifa goons' like 7 times, which is way down from the last few WCs. Almost as di55apointing as this years Wpi55er concrap troll.
And i dont think LS has blamed one outcome on a bribed central amerikkkan official!
Shocking!
I am a bit worried about him though, hes only said 'corrupt fifa goons' like 7 times, which is way down from the last few WCs. Almost as di55apointing as this years Wpi55er concrap troll.
And i dont think LS has blamed one outcome on a bribed central amerikkkan official!
Shocking!
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The whole country pretty much shut down for a few days after Brazil won in 94, SD. It was an incredible thing for me to see at 7 years old.
Anyway, all shit talking aside, this has been a pretty entertaining match so far.
You're still gonna lose though. L005ers
Anyway, all shit talking aside, this has been a pretty entertaining match so far.
You're still gonna lose though. L005ers
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American. Argentinian dad. Raised in Brazil. Grandparents and beyond from Spain.jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:34 pmWhat do you mean I haven’t? I watched all their games, sorry OUR games. I just have the ability to enjoy different games with different teams, I’m multicultural.
You should try it, it’s more fun.
Suck it!
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Fight!
It's the England way
It's the England way
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I'm not drunk, so can't pull off a pure British imitation, but if I've learned anything from Shunter, it's that punching a bitch in a curry house is the height of English sophistication. So watch yourself, Jess.
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Ahhhh maybe we will but it’ll be fun to find out
You're still gonna lose though. L005ers
And if we win, jaysus! The place will go wild. Iolar will burst.
It’s not a competition EMG, good for you to go back a few generations to find teams to support.
‘Raised in brazil’

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You and me in a drunk post football fight? dude. You wouldn’t stand a chance.
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hahah, look at that guy flopping around like a fish out of water. Bless.
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What a bunch of filthy mongrols you lot are...
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How can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
You two need to chillax
You two need to chillax
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Age 7-12 are very formative years!jessica_fletcher wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:40 pmIt’s not a competition EMG, good for you to go back a few generations to find teams to support.
‘Raised in brazil’You’ll be saying you’re Jamaican next.
And my ties to Argentina are as legit as yours to Spain.
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This is unnecessarily bad-tempered.
And the game.
And the game.
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
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Jessica, you might have some viking in you, so i guess that means you can cheeer on sweeeeden if ya want.......
hth
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty
Oh come on. My girlfriend cuddles me harder than that. Call the English guy a pussy for flopping. You know he is.Stephen_Dedalus wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:42 pmHow can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
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I agree Simon.
Chill out
Chill out
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Dirty bastard Colombians...i hate them.Stephen_Dedalus wrote: ↑Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:42 pmHow can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
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Who knew the British got so sensitive when footie games were on 
Except Jess who has massive balls.

Except Jess who has massive balls.
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Bigger balls than you, eunuch
I hope the mad bitch cuts them off
With toy scissors
I hope the mad bitch cuts them off
With toy scissors
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It is on....lets go
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Nah, had my dna tested. No scandi in me mate...unless a tall blond named Sven catches me eye.
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Who's got the balls to compete with Lincoln?