London layover: anything to do there at night?

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:45 am

Holy Christ you are in London, one of the most amazing cities in the world. I lived (and worked) there for three months aeon ago and although constantly broken (we still had the Lira those days ... ahem) it was mind blowing.
Even if you only go to a pub or two and afterwards just wander through the city at night it will be amazing. Get a cafeteria which opens early, have a nice tea and a muffin and go back to the airport. Why don't you stopover for a day or two?

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:47 am

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel

who was in London?

lol

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:52 am

jamesconnolly I can't even PM you, you scared bastard of a spud eater.

Also my great-great-great grandfather spent two years with a cousin (male) in London. He was a painter. I wonder why he went with his cousin.

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:56 am

Stay out of the shadow world.

FA never went into London.
He was joking with us, whilst at Heathrow some French girl came and collected him and they went back to her place and had amazing sex, then he flew out a few hours later.

He the man.

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:59 am

OOOPS...I just read the first page since I couldn't be arsed to read 30 more of insults.

How is life MacNuts? Where are you? Still in Holland?

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:10 am

I wouldn't read this thread, it didn't get to over 1,500 posts by being FUN

I'm in London, this past 4 years. Was in Holland for 2 1/2

I see your still making a go of the lace in Spain. I hope not too many loud Brits from Essex.

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:17 am

I am fine with the Brits down here. London for you? Lucky bastard. Planning to come for a couple of days. I am sorry you won't be there when I am visiting.

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:33 pm

Am I going someplace?

That calls for a piss up. I believe they are arranged for people whom actually like London.

If you need any help on how to get from Heathrow to Luton airport, ask Firearm

defenestrator · Post by **defenestrator** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:50 pm

If you are in London and need advice, I'm sure I can help.

spampants · Post by **spampants** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:23 pm

emmeff wrote:You're more like a Greek chorus, hired to emote loudly from the sidelines in an effort to direct the response from the audience that the author desires.

But you've carefully overlooked your own bitter contributions to this thread, and the abuse hurled by the OP, and the OP's desperate fumbles to cover his tracks when he belatedly realises just how often he has betrayed the confidences of someone he claims to respect.

I know, This Matters. The Bad One must be defeated.

defenestrator · Post by **defenestrator** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:26 pm

Emeff is a creepy stalker loser. Has no friends, and no own life.

I get lots of sex from hot European women. And I know how to enjoy life. This makes the emeff poster bitter and envious.

Chi_Rup · Post by **Chi_Rup** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:57 am

Felix is the deflated balloon, hanging like a granny's tit, after the party.

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:59 am

defenestrator wrote:Emeff is a creepy stalker loser. Has no friends, and no own life.

in other words, you were pwned and you don't like it.

defenestrator · Post by **defenestrator** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:13 pm

If pwned = stalked, then I guess so. But I don't think that's the case.

jamesconnolly · Post by **jamesconnolly** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:17 pm

so, that thing where he stalked your photo in Belgrade, what was that about?

defenestrator · Post by **defenestrator** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:42 pm

Dunno why he does it. He stalked my photos and my phone. Even other people have told him he's super creepy.

spampants · Post by **spampants** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:58 pm

Chi_Rup wrote:Felix is the deflated balloon, hanging like a granny's tit, after the party.

Excellent.

Troll_Handle · Post by **Troll_Handle** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:31 pm

Hey hey mods, surely this ought to be in famous dishes?

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:44 pm

Slow day Troll_handle?...get yourself a hobby you freak.

Troll_Handle · Post by **Troll_Handle** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:20 pm

Nah; hungover. Resting.

pezworld · Post by **pezworld** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:31 am

Good curating!

temporaryhandle2 · Post by **temporaryhandle2** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:25 am

Can't believe I never contributed to this thread.

What ever happened to young Firehose? He tried emailing me a number of times. I assume he was trying to get me into his nasty little web. He reminds me a lot of Mickey.

Troll_Handle · Post by **Troll_Handle** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:47 pm

Thanks pez!

dBrother · Post by **dBrother** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:39 pm

temporaryhandle2 wrote:Can't believe I never contributed to this thread.

What ever happened to young Firehose? He tried emailing me a number of times. I assume he was trying to get me into his nasty little web. He reminds me a lot of Mickey.

did he send gossipy PM's?
just wondering what goes on in the shadow stew

.. never been invited

leela · Post by **leela** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:51 pm

did he send gossipy PM's?

Yes. Also PMs trying to ingratiate himself and put himself across as a nice guy really. In general, I didn't reply.

erkat · Post by **erkat** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:36 am

Damn, another lot of PMs I missed out on.

saheli · Post by **saheli** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 8:58 am

i cant believe i finnally managed to finish reading this piece of turd.

you are all insane, all of you.

this thread should be buried deep

leela · Post by **leela** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:29 am

It was already buried. But then you dug it up. Why?

saheli · Post by **saheli** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:27 am

leela wrote:It was already buried. But then you dug it up. Why?

it wasnt buried. its in famous dishes. this is how i came across it. i thought it would be worth reading.

Stephen_Dedalus · Post by **Stephen_Dedalus** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:19 pm

You read 32 pages and you're calling other people insane?

simon_in_exile · Post by **simon_in_exile** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:26 pm

defenestrator wrote:
andybox wrote:American Airlines flies into Luton? Weren't you planning on sleeping at Heathrow? How far is Luton from Heathrow?

Good lord. I flew to Heathrow. Then I banged a hot French chick and had a nap. Then I took a taxi to Luton and flew to Belgrade.

Doing a search for Kerala, and this thread turned up.
Whatever happened to this fine character?

leela · Post by **leela** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:02 pm

Is it weird that, though I remember the airport stuff, I'd totally forgotten about the rest of this thread?

It's just as well that I'm not trusted with maintaining the spreadsheet.

GatoPingado · Post by **GatoPingado** » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:40 pm

memories ...

Lost Soul · Post by **Lost Soul** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:58 am

Like the corners of my mind.

Misty water-colored memories, of the way we were.

Sing it, Babs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUBh0CRfj9E

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat May 12, 2018 7:16 pm

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 47056.html

WhosieWho · Post by **WhosieWho** » Sat May 12, 2018 10:13 pm

FireAnt couldn't run fast enough.

What was his demise?

TheRedWoman · Post by **TheRedWoman** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:41 pm

So I have read this thread. So many questions.

Was FA lying? Is he still selling carpet in the EE and living the life with his hot GF?

andybox · Post by **andybox** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:47 pm

I believe he has made it rich in Penny Stocks.

Stephen_Dedalus · Post by **Stephen_Dedalus** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:52 pm

The people stuck at Gatwick - due to the drones - need OPs legendary layover skills

emmeff · Post by **emmeff** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:44 am

Lonely Planet has finally caught up with this thread:

https://www.lonelyplanet.com/articles/w ... n-heathrow