World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:33 am

Lost Soul moves to the top of the table.
The crowd goes......
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Yay!

Lost Soul - 12
Geeeky - 8
Lincs - 7
009 - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 3
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Slim - 1
IMPRISON BUSH!

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Post by andybox » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:45 am

No cricket reference, deduct 20 points, you're on -18 son.
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:16 pm

What a sad waste of a nifty.......
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Post by grecian » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:40 pm

What a load of old Bollocks!

FUCK ME!! Just noticed that Lost Soul was on a 4 Poster as well to nab the shite NIFTY!

Check it out!

I just got a NIFTY! and I see that Lost Soul with no Cricket Reference gets about 10 Points!

Fuck this Shite.....
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:43 pm

Its the four swings taht makes LSs nifty a load of carp!
So sad.

The Current Unofficial Table

Geeeky - 10
009 - 8
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 3
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Slim - 1
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Post by grecian » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:45 pm

Cheers!

Looks like you haven't lost ALL control of this Comp' then!

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:49 pm

Im playing a psychological game of nifty fifty, its all an act, part of the plan......
Its a long tournament.
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Post by grecian » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:58 pm

So...

Lost_Soul To55er went from 12 back down to 2?

WTF is that all about....

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:05 pm

He never had 12......
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Post by grecian » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:18 pm

Lost Soul - 12


Above - about 7 Posts above?

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:35 pm

LS made it up.... FFS!
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Post by grecian » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:38 pm

Well you Posted that he had scored 12 above!

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:08 pm

Ok sports fans!!!!
Heres the updated table......
Grecian is still on top.
There are only a few days left.
GET. POSTING!

Geeeky - 10
009 - 9
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
moe - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:09 pm

Is that the sad cunt table?

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:10 pm

Yep, and you are a middle of the pack sad kunt!
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Post by Tortilla Slim » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:19 pm

I have 2?

Oarsum.
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Post by grecian » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:38 pm

Oarsum is like hth

It's Fucking Bollocks you Cunt....

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Post by Tortilla Slim » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:40 pm

Your mother is cunt bollox you fucking twat waffle.
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Post by grecian » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:01 pm

I'll leave it for now...

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:03 pm

Lol

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:04 pm

Fucking arsebiscuits

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Post by grecian » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:05 pm

Is everyone fucking either Pi55ed or taking Class A - C Dru5s on here at a certain time of night?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:24 pm

kant

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Post by grecian » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:27 pm

You really do need some help, lad....

Honestly...

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:29 pm

kaaaant

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:30 pm

Total kants!
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:47 pm

I think geeky is up by 2 now......
Time is running out!
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Post by grecian » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:11 pm

As long as Stephen/James etc doesn't choke on his own vomit and Kill himself tonight then I am happy...

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:19 pm

what a cunt

a complete one

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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:26 pm

Only hours left in the tournament......
Heres the standings going into the final!

Geeeky - 11
009 - 10
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:53 pm

tick tock tick tock
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:52 pm

Extra Time!
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:05 pm

Congratulations to Grecian!......
The winner of the 1st nifty fifty and top ton world cup tournament!

I present to you this digital cup!

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3 Cheeers!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!


The final table.....

Geeeky - 11
009 - 10
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
Ross - 1
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moe - 1
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Post by grecian » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:35 pm

GEDDON!

I want to thank Grumpy Gramps for turning up so it was easy to keep a Thread going with his shite Posts; I want to thank Agent, Lincs and Andy for pushing me to achieve my goal: I must thank Agent for organising it and still letting me 'dddd' several but most of all?

I dedicate this fantastic win to Weston's Old Rosie at 7.3%!!

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Post by andybox » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:02 pm

Ok, I have an issue with the final tally. I work away, do 8 days at bum fuck remote Australia then fly home for 6 days in paradise. I don't have access to the stew whilst away, only on my phone, which I rarely use. Now, given that Grecian scored 11 and was found to be a thieving cheat, and given my mediocre tally of 5 is due to having less than 50% internet access, i'd like to graciously accept the trophy as the overall winner.
I'd like to thank the nifty meister himself, Lincoln, for being such a good sport and never talking himself up when he scores a nifty.
I'd like to thank Grecian, the voice of reason on WoS, and for his accurate sentence construction and sound arguments during the tournament.
A special thank you to Agent009, who will no doubt see through this travesty of injustice and rightfully award the trophy to the only true nifty fifty master, that being me.
And finally, a big thank you to beer, for the only winner is beer, always has been and always will be.

Thank you, thank you thank you.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:57 pm

andybox wrote:Ok, I have an issue with the final tally. I work away, do 8 days at bum fuck remote Australia then fly home for 6 days in paradise. I don't have access to the stew whilst away, only on my phone, which I rarely use. Now, given that Grecian scored 11 and was found to be a thieving cheat, and given my mediocre tally of 5 is due to having less than 50% internet access, i'd like to graciously accept the trophy as the overall winner.
I'd like to thank the nifty meister himself, Lincoln, for being such a good sport and never talking himself up when he scores a nifty.
I'd like to thank Grecian, the voice of reason on WoS, and for his accurate sentence construction and sound arguments during the tournament.
A special thank you to Agent009, who will no doubt see through this travesty of injustice and rightfully award the trophy to the only true nifty fifty master, that being me.
And finally, a big thank you to beer, for the only winner is beer, always has been and always will be.

Thank you, thank you thank you.
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Well written...delusional but well written!

I think my bronze is a decent result given that i have to now work fora living.

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:07 am

grecian wrote:So...

Lost_Soul To55er went from 12 back down to 2?

WTF is that all about....

I'm with Formula on this one.

This is an outrage.
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Post by grecian » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:34 pm

I'm with AndyBox for being such a Kant to work "8 days at bum fuck remote Australia"....

.....Whatever that means!

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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:45 pm


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Post by grecian » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:33 pm

Cracking find there, Agent!

Best Post of the whole World Cup Branch!

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Mon May 21, 2018 8:01 pm

Hahahaha....
Forgot about this thread....
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