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Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:33 pm
by ManchVegas
So, I'm trying to think of appropriate job opportunities in my diminished capacity. I'm not completely unemployable. I could, for example, sit on my sofa and stuff envelopes or do data entry from my home computer. A friend mentioned professional cuddler as a possibility. But truth be told would you want to be cuddled by me? I'm an overweight 50+ gay white male with salt and pepper hair.

So, I dunno. Is this a career path worth pursuing? I've heard you can make some serious coin!

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:49 pm
by EMG
Maybe women who want a cuddle from a man but also want assurance that you won't pop a boner. Advertise the gayness upfront.

You could also look for call center jobs. All you have to do is talk and type. Some pay pretty well.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:51 pm
by bundes
I only want to cuddle someone I'm having sex with.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:53 pm
by rezuar
bundes wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:51 pm
I only want to cuddle someone I'm having sex with.
Or with my kids and pets. Sorry Manch.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:54 pm
by veronica_inheels
The best cuddler is my cat. She should be paid . She shows enthusiasm and can work long hours.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:57 pm
by ManchVegas
HaHaHa! OMG. You totally made my day with that response EMG! You have a good point though.

You guys crack me up!

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:00 pm
by Annotated
EMG wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:49 pm
Maybe women who want a cuddle from a man but also want assurance that you won't pop a boner.
Which is completely weird, right?

I mean, I don't get it.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:01 pm
by Annotated
veronica_inheels wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:54 pm
The best cuddler is my cat. She should be paid . She shows enthusiasm and can work long hours.
Now YOU'RE in the wrong thread.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:03 pm
by korgy
well, Annotated, it doesnt surprise me that the concept of being held for any reason other than that to stick your dick into someone is totally foreign to you.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:08 pm
by Annotated
Now, now, korky. Come on, give us a hug.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:17 pm
by ManchVegas
LOL. You guys are giving me a much needed chuckle!

Annotated, you get a free cuddling session but I can't promise I won't pop a boner!

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:51 pm
by 5waldos
Perhaps you would be better off figuring out what is wrong first?

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:44 pm
by ManchVegas
Waldo. That would be the logical thing but I don't have the money. I've already been to 6 labs test and 2 doctors visits and it's cost me over $300.00 even with insurance.

Jesus H. Do I have "Rockerfeller" stamped on my goddam forehead?

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:06 pm
by BeatRaven
Maybe try a FREE HUGs sign in the park and see if you get any nibbles before attempting to turn pro.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:11 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Professional pussy licker?

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:32 pm
by BeatRaven
I've seen professional spanker.

And I have been working out.

I'm ready to really wail on an ass for say, a hundred bucks.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:08 pm
by Chi_Rup
Offering free hugs in the park could get you in trouble with union huggers, you don’t want that.

Otherwise, welcome back Manch. Sorry to hear about your health, hope you hear more about it.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:10 pm
by ManchVegas
I actually have a sweet story to add here.

One of my guests was a Chinese born adoptee. She was a little slow mentally. She didn't understand that it's not OK to just walk upstairs and talk to me but she did anyway. She was so cute. She's like "I'm from China but was adopted by an American family." I said "I'm adopted too". She couldn't believe it. I explained that anyone can be adopted not just Chinese people. She explained that she thought she was a disapointment to her family because kids from China have an expectation of being highly intelligent etc. She started crying and I said "It's OK sweetie, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed either but our parents still love us!" and the two of us just hugged and cried for 5 minutes. It was a very surreal situation.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:17 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
You'd have been totally in there

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:19 am
by ceylon_tea
Become a gay dominatrix Manch. I recently met a dominatrix and she makes tons of money.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:58 am
by veronica_inheels
ceylon_tea wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:19 am
I recently met a dominatrix and she makes tons of money.
How does she pull it off without laughing?


asking for a friend

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:04 am
by ManchVegas
I don't have the strength for dominatrix-ing.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:36 am
by dragon
ManchVegas wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:10 pm
I actually have a sweet story to add here.

One of my guests was a Chinese born adoptee. She was a little slow mentally. She didn't understand that it's not OK to just walk upstairs and talk to me but she did anyway. She was so cute. She's like "I'm from China but was adopted by an American family." I said "I'm adopted too". She couldn't believe it. I explained that anyone can be adopted not just Chinese people. She explained that she thought she was a disapointment to her family because kids from China have an expectation of being highly intelligent etc. She started crying and I said "It's OK sweetie, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed either but our parents still love us!" and the two of us just hugged and cried for 5 minutes. It was a very surreal situation.
Wow. I love this story. I'm glad you didn't charge her for that though.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:42 am
by ManchVegas
No. It was a very tender moment though. I wasn't expecting it. At first I was upset that she was invading my personal living space and next I'm hugging a complete stranger and crying.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:58 am
by ExPat From Hell
Did you know that there is a "99" like a "69". When two guys are in spooning position but fucking. I had no idea.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:12 am
by ManchVegas
Jesus H. No I did not know that!

That would be an extra fee though. If I could even do it.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:35 am
by cummy
my first 99 was in geneva, switzerland. gosh, i remember it oh so fondly.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:50 am
by ManchVegas
I'm trying to imagine this scenario. You must have to have a certain shaped dick. I dunno, maybe I'm just not getting it.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:53 am
by EMG
What's the difference between a 99 and a 66?

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:18 am
by ManchVegas
I have a friend who graduated high school in 1969. For the class reunion they had shirts that said "69 is so fine" She wore it work it was told it was not workplace appropriate. Do you think that's legit?

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:30 am
by DianaHaddad
Speaking of call center jobs, this one just came across my FB feed. (Probably because it knows I read this thread.) Worth a look, Manch?

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/c ... e=facebook

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:36 am
by ExPat From Hell
I guess a 66 would be the same. I saw the 99 on the Canadian comedy show "Letter Kenny". I can't understand half of what they say but I find it funny.

99 is for gay guys.

Re: Professional Cuddler

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:48 pm
by ManchVegas
Lol. A trip to the Nines will never be the same. https://www.99restaurants.com/

Thanks DIana. So nice of you. That job would be ideal for me. My current problem is that I don't know what I'm capable of. Could I sit for 8 hours? 4 hours? One of the problems with RA (If that's indeed what I have) is that you have discomfort and fatigue. It's so puzzling. I can see why people might look at me and say "He just doen't want to work". I'm fine sitting here right now but when I get up I'm going to take a shower and get to the bank to discuss a payment holiday on my mortgage. When I get back I'll be down for the count. It's so frustrating because I'm usually so high energy.