Which Stew varmint would make the best slave?

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Which Stew varmint would make the best slave?

Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:54 pm

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Post by cuchulainn » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:01 pm

I voted Lost Soul. Despite his varmintcy he has a pleasant disposition.
Annotated might be a good slave, but he would have to have his spirit broken first.
Lavite would be a good slave, but he's getting old and he wouldn't be able to work hard in the fields. I suppose Lavite might be a decent house slave.
Harry Flashman would probably try to bugger young people and he is insolent, so he would be fit only to work in the tin mines until death.
Dbrother could be a slave foreman, but his occasional insolence might cause him to be sent to work to death in the tin mines. But a few good lashings might beat the insolence out of him.

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Re: Which Stew varmint would make the best slave?

Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:13 pm

cuchulainn wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:01 pm
I voted Lost Soul. Despite his varmintcy he has a pleasant disposition.
Annotated might be a good slave, but he would have to have his spirit broken first.
Lavite would be a good slave, but he's getting old and he wouldn't be able to work hard in the fields. I suppose Lavite might be a decent house slave.
Harry Flashman would probably try to bugger young people and he is insolent, so he would be fit only to work in the tin mines until death.
Dbrother could be a slave foreman, but his occasional insolence might cause him to be sent to work to death in the tin mines. But a few good lashings might beat the insolence out of him.
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AJ works inside in an office, is old, and has flabby arms. He would not be an effective worker. Annotracy whines and doesn't know what work is, so he probably would've been thrown overboard before making it to market. Lavite is old, but I agree he might make a good house slave. OneBall would be good for brute work, like picking up rocks from the fields and putting them somewhere else. Being a Neanderthal, he lacks the wiring for language, so he'd be worthless at following verbal commands. fleshlight is scrawny and disagreeable, and would be one of the first to die of cholera or dysentery. Lost Soul is used to working outside, although unaccustomed to the head and the humidity of the cotton fields. Therefore, I voted phDbro. He's used to digging and scraping out a living, occasionally bright but completely lacking in education. No one wants educated slaves.
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Post by dBrother » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:14 pm

I would be good slave, slowly gain your trust, and then murder you, in the most bloody way possible, while you slept.
And your family, and your dog too.

Just sayin, that's how it'll go down..
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Post by cuchulainn » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:15 pm

American Joe would be a good harem guard because he has no interest in women.

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Post by eric84 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:15 pm

The ditchdigger is the clear victor here. Good at menial jobs that don't require any critical thinking, he is good at bumpersticker thinking for whatever autocrat comes along but thinks he's an independent thinker.
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Post by strife » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:21 pm

cuchulainn wrote:
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American Joe would be a good harem guard because he has no interest in women.
I dunno, he might want to hurt the women.
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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:48 pm

AmJoe gets my vote. He's often commented glowingly about the experience slavery, and I can't help but think that his positive attitude towards the work would prove a winner. The rest are too dumb to trust with anything of even minor import.

Though I guess if you needed a lot of things picked up and then put down, oneball might suffice.
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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:48 pm

Moethebartender wrote:
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AmJoe gets my vote. He's often commented glowingly about the experience of slavery, and I can't help but think that his positive attitude towards the work would prove a winner. The rest are too dumb to trust with anything of even minor import.

Though I guess if you needed a lot of things picked up and then put down, oneball might suffice.
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:05 pm

cuchulainn wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:01 pm
I voted Lost Soul. Despite his varmintcy he has a pleasant disposition.
Annotated might be a good slave, but he would have to have his spirit broken first.
Lavite would be a good slave, but he's getting old and he wouldn't be able to work hard in the fields. I suppose Lavite might be a decent house slave.
Harry Flashman would probably try to bugger young people and he is insolent, so he would be fit only to work in the tin mines until death.
Dbrother could be a slave foreman, but his occasional insolence might cause him to be sent to work to death in the tin mines. But a few good lashings might beat the insolence out of him.
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Post by Steve_in_Exile » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:15 pm

I would vote Eric, since he's already used to the mind numbing monotony of working for government.

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Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:22 pm

get back to pickin you lot or the whip will come out.
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Re: Which Stew varmint would make the best slave?

Post by strife » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:34 pm

Steve_in_Exile wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:15 pm
I would vote Eric, since he's already used to the mind numbing monotony of working for government.
'reich isn't a varmint though. Varmints are usually colorful, at least. 'reich is a human gray blotch.
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Post by eric84 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:37 pm

Steve_in_Exile wrote:
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I would vote Eric, since he's already used to the mind numbing monotony of working for government.
How would you know what working for gov’t would be like? I’m sure gopher chasing has its monotonous moments as well.
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Post by Steve_in_Exile » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:46 pm

eric84 wrote:
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How would you know what working for gov’t would be like?
Because I did it for about 6 months before I quit in disgust.

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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:51 pm

Steve_in_Exile wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:15 pm
I would vote Eric, since he's already used to the mind numbing monotony of working for government.
Government employees would make terrible slaves. Yes, teat-suckers trade their lives in exchange for their leftardic votes and the continuous flow of milk, but slaves are supposed to work. Teat-suckers are incapable of that.
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Post by eric84 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:53 pm

Steve_in_Exile wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:46 pm
eric84 wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:37 pm
How would you know what working for gov’t would be like?
Because I did it for about 6 months before I quit in disgust.
Gosh 6 months of processing forms makes you an expert on what every gov’t worker does.
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:59 pm

eric84 wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Steve_in_Exile wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:46 pm
eric84 wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:37 pm
How would you know what working for gov’t would be like?
Because I did it for about 6 months before I quit in disgust.
Gosh 6 months of processing forms makes you an expert on what every gov’t worker does.
One day is enough. Or even one meeting with them. Holy Maobama!

There are exceptions, of course. Maybe one out of 10 do great work. But this is not you, all-day-on-the-internet, teat-sucker.
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Post by eric84 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:27 pm

You dig the best ditches, ditchdigger.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:48 pm

eric84 wrote:
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You dig the best ditches, ditchdigger.
And you make the best bald Nazi.
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Post by section8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:57 pm

I’ve been driving lots of empty roads lately. It appears DOT has gone back to hiring foxy flaggers for road construction projects. If they count as bureaucrats, and are varmints, I would choose them to be my slaves.
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:00 pm

They are great for project couplings.

Almost all of them are contractor hired. There are a few that are licensed that work for the road maintenance (not construction) section.
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Post by section8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:03 pm

They’ve all been in DOT rigs on repaving projects. One was branching out and filling potholes with hot asphalt. It was a calendar-worthy shot.
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:05 pm

BTW, I used to ride shotgun with my then boss through our projects. He would inspect the flaggers from his pickup and tell me to fire them if they were too fat.

I asked him why do that? He said, and he was right, that the waiting traffic is much more patient for a babe than a pig.
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Post by OnTheBall » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:14 pm

Please keep me out of your slave fetish fantasies, or at least keep them private. I don't want to know about them.

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Post by Moethebartender » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:56 pm

Oneball is just pissed because someone told him to pick something up, but they've forgotten to tell him that he can put it down.

You can put it down now, oneball.
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Post by OnTheBall » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:11 pm

Felix's gimp never fails to come to his master's aid.

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Post by Moethebartender » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:19 pm

No one needs any help with you oneball. Many people here do find you hilariously stupid though. I'd have thought you'd be used to that by now. Anyway, never mind what I posted earlier. Pick it back up, bitchboy.
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