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Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by aero » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:31 am

Just now, driving home from work near my house, there was a naked guy standing by the side of the road, facing traffic going my way. I had a most excellent view. Sorry, I did not get pics.

He wasn't some old demented critter, he was probably about 30ish, fit and pretty good looking. He was just standing there, watching oncoming traffic, with what may have been running clothes in a pile beside him. I did not notice if he was wearing shoes, but I think not.

Is this not odd? What could he have been thinking?

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Post by FUUZ » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:44 am

was he in a tumescent state?
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Post by dragon » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:51 am

when my son was 2 1/2 he once threw up all over himself in the car and we disrobed him and cleaned him by the side of the highway, and post-vomit he felt fine and thought this was the funniest and funnest thing he had ever done.

that's probably not what happened there though. i mean, that's pretty weird.
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Post by aero » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:58 am

FUUZ, no, he clearly wasn't.

Yes, dragon, very weird. I wonder if I should have called the cops?

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Post by FUUZ » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:05 am

Chances are he was a nut or an exhibitionist.
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Post by Higgs Bossom » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:06 am

Mental illness or drug psychosis. Calling the cops would depend on where you live.

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Post by aero » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:11 am

I was wondering if it was drugs. It is a very busy road, bumper-to-bumper slow traffic in the other lane, so I expect some one called the cops.

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Post by Bastet » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:16 am

FUUZ wrote:Chances are he was a nut or an exhibitionist.
Wouldn’t use the world nut but otherwise yes. And I would have called 000.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:33 am

Was it in Miami?

Maybe he took a dip and couldn't find his clothes.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:35 am

And then kind of tried to swag it out.

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Post by aero » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:05 am

No, suburban Seattle area, not near water. As I said, there was no shortage of people to call the cops.

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Post by dBrother » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:27 am

aero wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:58 am
FUUZ, no, he clearly wasn't.

Yes, dragon, very weird. I wonder if I should have called the cops?
why would you call the cops because someone is naked in their natural state?
Bastet wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:16 am
FUUZ wrote:Chances are he was a nut or an exhibitionist.
Wouldn’t use the world nut but otherwise yes. And I would have called 000.
and you.

aren't you from sweeden?

don't nudists get around everywhere there?

did you become a puritan all of a sudden when you left?


is the human body fundamentally offensive to some of you people or somethin?... weird.
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Post by ExPat From Hell » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:36 am

Missed opportunity. He was obviously looking to be picked up, tied up, and molested without mercy.

In an affirming, consensual sort of way of course.
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Post by cummy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:55 am

^^^ yes, that. there is no other reason.

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Post by Potpie » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:59 am

Oops for some reason I though Cummy wrote the op.
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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by Godjira » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:59 am

Was he hard or flaccid?

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by eric84 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:08 am

It’s not mutha, is it? Has the pressure finally gotten to him?
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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by Usher73 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:12 am

Lost Canadian jogger, with no ID.

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Post by Flobster! » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:14 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:33 am
Was it in Miami?

Maybe he took a dip and couldn't find his clothes.
Yes, first thing I thought of.
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Post by muthafunky » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:03 am

Eric thinks I’m 30, fit, and good looking. No wonder he follows me around.

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Post by GLimpet » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:16 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:33 am
Was it in Miami?

Maybe he took a dip and couldn't find his clothes.
A likely story. We know your game son.

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by mad hatter » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:24 am

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Post by mad hatter » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:25 am

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by mad hatter » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:28 am

muthafunky wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:03 am
Eric thinks I’m 30, fit, and good looking. No wonder he follows me around.
no means no eric
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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by fishface » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:35 am

Wouldn't happen here. Too cold.

I did see a man walking around the supermarket with his willy out. Put me right off sausage for dinner.

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by Boinkity_Boink » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:18 pm

Perhaps a year ago I saw a naked guy by the side of the road. He was a local guy, i.e. an African dude. He didn't look like a nut, nor did he look like someone who was spaced out on drugs, though I suspect it was the latter. He looked pretty clean and well fed -- the homeless and the nuts are usually thin and dirty. I couldn't help but notice his schlong was enormous and uncircumcised.

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by ExPat From Hell » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:48 pm

Why the fuck do I never see shit like this!!!?

Hello....naked as a jay bird....
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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by Boinkity_Boink » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:10 pm

Well, this has only happened once. Actually I think I saw a naked lady walking around once, also around here. And way back when on an early trip to Africa, there was a naked guy who habituated downtown Nairobi. Dark as night and looked really confused and scared. He'd go to the shops and they'd give him a loaf of bread or something.

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by aero » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:36 pm

I have never seen such a thing before either, it is very unusual, which is why it is concerning. There must have been something wrong, like drugs. Even exhibitionists aren't likely to take off their clothes and stand around beside a busy suburban street.

I can confirm that it wasn't mutha.

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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by eric84 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm

mad hatter wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:28 am
muthafunky wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:03 am
Eric thinks I’m 30, fit, and good looking. No wonder he follows me around.
no means no eric
It took you 3 posts to spit that out?
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Re: Naked guy by the side of the road

Post by eric84 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm

muthafunky wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:03 am
Eric thinks I’m 30, fit, and good looking. No wonder he follows me around.
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