Which Stew Ladies Would be the Most Successful Ladies of the Night?

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Which Stew Ladies Would be the Most Successful Ladies of the Night?

Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:10 am

Considering everything, of course -- looks, enthusiasm, personality, entrepreneurial attitude, negotiation skills, acting skills, etc.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:15 am

Vinegar Tits wouldn't be cheap

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Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:32 am

And probably not tasty either.

Who's Vinegar Tits?

I like sugar tits.
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Which Stew Ladies Would be the Most Successful Ladies of the Night?

Post by 5waldos » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:34 am

And which gentlemen would make the tastiest Rocky Mountain Oysters ?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:35 am

5waldos wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:34 am
And which gentlemen would make the tastiest Rocky Mountain Oysters ?
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Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:42 am

5waldos wrote:
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And which gentlemen would make the tastiest Rocky Mountain Oysters ?
Dirty slut.
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:45 am

Annotated wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:10 am
Considering everything, of course -- looks, enthusiasm, personality, entrepreneurial attitude, negotiation skills, acting skills, etc.
Sisterwife busy with Dad again, huh?

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Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:55 am

Truly hilarious.

Now, run along.

And no, you can't be in the running for this, no matter how much of a whore you are.
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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:56 am

Three come to my mind. But my lips are sealed.
IMPRISON BUSH!

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Post by 5waldos » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:59 am

Lost Soul wrote:Three come to my mind. But my lips are sealed.
To Anno or my question?

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:02 am

The OP. I only eat cow balls, in my hot dogs. Although you can order mountain oysters at the MO Club in Tucson.
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Post by twodogs » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:14 am

Lost Soul wrote:
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The OP. I only eat cow balls, in my hot dogs. Although you can order mountain oysters at the MO Club in Tucson.
The younger the better. We used to pan fry them as they were cut during branding. Old timers called it brain surgery because castration "took their mind off ass and put it on grass".

The large sliced ones you get in most restaurants are more of a novelty than anything else.
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Post by dBrother » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:17 am

^^^ we used to throw them at each other..

they reckon the old timers used to fry em up on the branding iron furnace, but by the time I worked on cattle stations they weren't that protein starved out on the out camps..
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Post by veronica_inheels » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:31 am

how gross.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:33 am

$20,000

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Post by veronica_inheels » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:48 am

as if.
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Post by dBrother » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:52 am

figured you're a good business woman vron, maybe you could be the madam and run a cathouse full of chinese comfort workers, plenty of chinese about where you are, yes?

put a big sign up in flashing red neo lights, "veronica's chinese pleasure palace"..
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Post by veronica_inheels » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:54 am

only if they dont talk in that nails on the chalkboard language.
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Post by Usher73 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:02 am

5waldos wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:34 am
And which gentlemen would make the tastiest Rocky Mountain Oysters ?
I have an uncle who built the slicers for Rocky Mountain Oysters at Bruce's Bar in Severance, CO.

I tried them once, that was enough.

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Post by VinnyD » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:34 pm

MMB used to use as a sigline my opinion of the taste and texture of testicles.

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Post by BeatRaven » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:51 pm

Their are a scant few I'd go $500 for. That would be like dinner and then 2 hours back in the room. I'm thinking apps at the bar.

I'm not seeing any inspiration here for a morning encore. So why pay more?

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Post by veronica_inheels » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:07 pm

VinnyD wrote:
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MMB used to use as a sigline my opinion of the taste and texture of testicles.
I remember
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Post by veronica_inheels » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:08 pm

What makes a good prostitute? I want answers from experience, not some abstract bull.

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Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:09 pm

veronica_inheels wrote:
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What makes a good prostitute?
The same things that make any woman good - hot, cheap, sexy, does what you tell them, etc.
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Post by EMG » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:11 pm

...doesn't give you AIDS

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Post by Annotated » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:14 pm

EMG wrote:
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...doesn't give you AIDS
Or nag you.
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Post by EMG » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:17 pm

Or roofie you and leave you in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. Hate it when that happens.

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Post by Barbarella » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:04 pm

So THATS why I'm still single!

I'd say the ability to adequately fake an orgasm is all you need. Most women have that down pat after about their third ever shag.

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Post by EMG » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:10 pm

Like guys banging hookers care if the hookers get off...

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Post by Barbarella » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:25 pm

I think some do actually, or buy it at least. And some prostitutes end a sesh soon as the guy has blown his load. So its more a time economy skill.

Hhhhhmmmmmmm.......sound a bit too knowledgeable there dont I......

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Post by mishmish » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:31 pm

Meh. Prostitutes are boring. Stewed balls are much more interesting, and also a far better use of resources that would otherwise be tossed in the trash (or fed to the pigs).

I had some many years ago. They were ok. The lady was a bit too pleased with her dish I thought. Years later I learned that she was an abused wife.

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