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Strife
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Ignominy
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Felix
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31%
Gato Pingado
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Total votes: 13

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strife
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Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:07 pm

I have decided that I am going to run for Mayor of the Stew. Having served as the Stew's General Counsel for many years, I have the experience this place needs. Let's face it, the Stew has many problems. Homosexuality is rampant. A Sherpa infestation is unfolding. There are way too many Irish. The Stew needs strong, decisive leadership.

I will accept no corporate contributions to my campaign. I will only accept donations from Stew citizens in Dogecoin and Litecoin.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Unwashed_Pom » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:18 pm

Count on my vote if your platform includes a cat erradication program.

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section8
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by section8 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:19 pm

I will be your Steve Bannon.
This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

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strife
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:28 pm

It looks like I am Winning.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by andybox » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:39 pm

Can Australians vote?

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:40 pm

Where is the guey option?
IMPRISON BUSH!

INDICT HILLARY!

"Lost Soul is largely correct"- VinnyD

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by cuchulainn » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:34 am

Strife got my vote.

I can be the mayor's Reverend Elijah Muhammed.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by mad hatter » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:35 am

strife wrote:It looks like I am Winning.
Of course you are. Is that winning taking place in Texas or the Azores?
Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by twodogs » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:58 am

Juche!!!
More irrational spitefulness coming from twodogs...

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Annotated » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:12 am

As King of This Dump, I outlawed feckless bureaucrats like you years ago.

There is no Mayor of The Stew.

There is me.

Only me.

And I rule.

Go back to Fargo, tourist.
Stay Woke

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section8
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by section8 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:16 am

Juche!
This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by dBrother » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:47 am

Gotta agree about the Irish..
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The Mallard Missie
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:34 am

I want to vote for this option:

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The Duck Delusion

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by DCComic » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:05 am

It’s spelled ‘mare’.

Hth
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Barbarella » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:38 am

You lost my vote.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by twodogs » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:30 pm

Juche!!!!!!
More irrational spitefulness coming from twodogs...

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:36 pm

주체!!!!!!!!
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:42 am

ImageImage
IMPRISON BUSH!

INDICT HILLARY!

"Lost Soul is largely correct"- VinnyD

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by matt_melb » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:44 am

strife wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:07 pm
I have decided that I am going to run for Mayor of the Stew. Having served as the Stew's General Counsel for many years,
You, the Stew's General Counsel?

JarJarJarJar.

The Stew would have been in jail (or prison, I can never remember the American distinction) long ago if that were true.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:42 am

If Jerry Springer (a British) can be mayor, you surely can.

I bet he did more coke than you too.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by islandboi » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:32 am

I am very displeased there is neither a Piel or a jaja option.
"Hello, my name is islandboi and I live on $1800 CAN a month..."

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by Unwashed_Pom » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:37 am

The Mallard Missie wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:34 am
I want to vote for this option:

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Certainly appears to be round the 6'9 vicinity.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:09 pm

matt_melb wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:44 am

The Stew would have been in jail (or prison, I can never remember the American distinction) long ago if that were true.
Jail is run by local jurisdiction, e.g., city or county, and houses those convicted of misdemeanors. Sentences are under one year. Prison is operated by state or federal government (or a private company operating under contract), and houses convicted felons for sentences of more than one year.

I have the Wisdom.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:09 pm

islandboi wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:32 am
I am very displeased there is neither a Piel or a jaja option.
Neither is exist.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by matt_melb » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:09 pm
matt_melb wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:44 am

The Stew would have been in jail (or prison, I can never remember the American distinction) long ago if that were true.
Jail is run by local jurisdiction, e.g., city or county, and houses those convicted of misdemeanors. Sentences are under one year. Prison is operated by state or federal government (or a private company operating under contract), and houses convicted felons for sentences of more than one year.

I have the Wisdom.
Thanks. I should, more precisely, have said that I don't care to remember the distinction. I could if I wanted to. But it's a pointless one, so I choose not to bother.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 pm

You could always just write Gaol.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:22 pm

matt_melb wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 pm

Thanks. I should, more precisely, have said that I don't care to remember the distinction. I could if I wanted to. But it's a pointless one, so I choose not to bother.
It isn't a pointless distinction for the purposes of the penal system here. Similarly, we distinguish between when we sentence someone to be racked, when scaphism is the sanction, and when we use the breaking wheel.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by guruwil » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:28 pm

Mutha, is mayor, overlord, landlord and god. I wont stand for any coups.

Down with the rebel
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by strife » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:32 pm

guruwil wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:28 pm
I wont stand for any coups.
Go play in your cra. You have no voice here.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by mad hatter » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:06 pm

face it felix, you get pegged by pez, you aint no mayor, boy.
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Re: Running for Stew Mofo Il Supremo

Post by FUUZ » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:43 am

Come come. ''Mayor'' is such a drab, piddling, pedestrian title. Shirlie, thou, strife, deserve a more majestic title, one befitting your splendid Augustness.
Like maybe :'' Virtual Demigod, Supreme Infallible Inefibleness''.
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I'm Slumming in Bedlam. Amuse me.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by FUUZ » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:53 am

The Mallard Missie wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:34 am
I want to vote for this option:

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That is fut, you ninny.
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I'm Slumming in Bedlam. Amuse me.

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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:00 am

Well fut you too, ninny missie.
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Re: Running for Stew Mayor

Post by twodogs » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:56 pm

Juche!!!
More irrational spitefulness coming from twodogs...

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