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Fantasy of the talking C*_t.

Post by FUUZ » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:57 pm

Maybe this is just a regurgitation of something I saw a long time ago, I dunno, but I had this fantastic idea of a talking vagina.
You could make a movie or cartoon of this idea. A cunt that can speak!, think about it.
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Post by madmonday » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:59 pm

FUUZ wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:57 pm
Maybe this is just a regurgitation of something I saw a long time ago, I dunno, but I had this fantastic idea of a talking vagina.
You could make a movie or cartoon of this idea. A cunt that can speak!, think about it.
They already rule the world without speaking, why add another layer.
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Post by FUUZ » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:08 pm

It's just an idea....
Philip Jose Farmer, the famous SF writer, had a very striking image in one of his fantasy stories: a woman has this tiny man-worm thing emerge from her pussy and then crawl up her body till it gets to her mouth, which it enters.
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Post by shunter » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:11 pm

What would a cunt have to say? A load of vulgarities, no doubt. I don’t think I would care for the conversation.
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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:12 pm

Been done already in at least 4 70's porn films.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:13 pm

You're a devious fucker, Fuuz.

I'll give you that!

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Post by Kikilamour » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:02 am

my friend was a talking vagina back in the 80s. she had a performance art rap called, 'let's talk vulva'.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:03 am

Was she in The Big Lebowski?

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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:59 am

Talking cunt? Fantasy? We've got Lincoln, mad hatter, PhDbrother, etc., etc. It's a reality.
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Post by dBrother » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:01 am

^^^And the biggest talking cunt of them all...
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:01 am

Fight!

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Post by dBrother » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:07 am

He's a brain damaged lead poisoned piece of shit cunt.. who lives in the murder capital of the usa, in a criminal infested boarding house, hopefully the problem of moe will resolve itself sooner or later..
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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:18 am

dBrother wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:01 am
^^^And the biggest talking cunt of them all...
I know you are, but what am I? You fucking mong of all mongs. Does your stupidity hurt you as much as it hurts those who have to deal with you?
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Post by guruwil » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:27 am

There is a tv show about this but the vagina actually comes to life

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/programs/kiki-and-kitty/
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