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My Love Life (Felix)

Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:21 pm

I've been dating. All are hot Chicks. First, kinda conservative, southern Indian. Another is Puerto Rican. She's hot, but I'm not going to fall in love with her. I'm in denial about being in love with the Turk from Berlin. She's slight and gorgeous. Only problem is she lives in New York.
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Post by madmonday » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 pm

Any from Marabella?
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madmonday wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 pm
Any from Marabella?
All live in the Marbella of his mind.
And maybe in some of the twats' here. Time will tell.
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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:25 pm

madmonday wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 pm
Any from Marabella?
Nobody who can't spell Marbella will ever Mount the Powerboot.
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Re: My Love Life (Felix)

Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:32 pm

I'm going to break with all except the last, who will Destroy me. The best thing about her is that she's a complete teetotaller. Well, not the best thing, but an asset.
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Post by cowtown » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:42 pm

All but one?

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm

What happened to the Brazilian?

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Post by eric84 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:45 pm

Felix has taken 'my girlfriend from Canada' to whole new level.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:45 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm
What happened to the Brazilian?
Pages 34 and 35 stuck together

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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:46 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm
What happened to the Brazilian?
The one who won't fuck me?
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:46 pm
Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm
What happened to the Brazilian?
The one who won't fuck me?
Yes, are you still her orbiter?

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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:51 pm

It's okay that a bald Winnipigger like 'reich, whose wife didn't touch his dick for ten years before he found out she was fucking the mailman, the meter reader, the milkman, his officemate's, Moe, and me; casts doubts on my love life.
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Re: My Love Life (Felix)

Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm
strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:46 pm
Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm
What happened to the Brazilian?
The one who won't fuck me?
Yes, are you still her orbiter?
We still hang out. It's becoming a piano thing. I really like her, but need more than she'll offer.
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Re: My Love Life (Felix)

Post by dragon » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 pm

how do you find the time?
She is a great-kneed person.

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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:58 pm

dragon wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 pm
how do you find the time?
Really? From someone with a kid?
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Post by eric84 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:59 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:51 pm
It's okay that a bald Winnipigger like 'reich, whose wife didn't touch his dick for ten years before he found out she was fucking the mailman, the meter reader, the milkman, his officemate's, Moe, and me; casts doubts on my love life.
If it was actually true, that would even worse. My god, that must be exhausting. You're not a young man anymore.
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Post by dragon » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:59 pm

well, i get that you don't have a kid, so there's Much More Time. but i dunno; you always make it sound so hectic. when do you like, get in bed early and read?
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:02 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 pm
Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm
strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:46 pm


The one who won't fuck me?
Yes, are you still her orbiter?
We still hang out. It's becoming a piano thing. I really like her, but need more than she'll offer.
So, the answer is "yes".

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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:03 pm

dragon wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:59 pm
well, i get that you don't have a kid, so there's Much More Time. but i dunno; you always make it sound so hectic. when do you like, get in bed early and read?
I read Always, when not in conversation.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:04 pm

dragon wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 pm
how do you find the time?
Amphetamines



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Post by snowgirl » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:04 pm

Ok, thanks for the update, flexi.

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 pm

As an objective first hand observer, Felix is indeed a very good looking guy with some gift of gab and a job (at least on the surface) that impresses.

Women in their 40's have a choice of Felix or a guy who wants them to stick their finger up their ass, then put it in their mouth, then send them a phone pic:

https://www.thecut.com/2018/02/sex-diar ... sd500.html

So it's (remotely) possible that there's a lot (means: possibly some) of truth in these tales. Obviously, I feel deep metta for women dating in their 40's.

But if I lay it on to thick, it comes across as rubbing it in.

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Post by strife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:10 pm

I'm not that great in DC or NYC, but still better than median. All my hair, employed, slim.

In Baltimore, it was buffet.
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Post by madmonday » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:12 pm

Powerboots do it for me...
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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:13 pm

I'm trying to grease the skids in case there's a single woman still left here on the fence about sleeping with Felix.

Nope, not seeing any downside for them. It's not like they're flush with offers.

Really, why not?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:15 pm

Bert, having worked in HR, you must be aware of the concept of having burnt one's bridges.

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Post by madmonday » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:17 pm

dragon wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:59 pm
well, i get that you don't have a kid, so there's Much More Time. but i dunno; you always make it sound so hectic. when do you like, get in bed early and read?
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:18 pm

strife wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:10 pm
I'm not that great in DC or NYC, but still better than median. All my hair, employed, slim.

In Baltimore, it was buffet.
But once you screen through the obese and those without a full head of teeth or neck tattoos or those with running photos in neon pink Under Armour apparel, the pool gets a bit shallow.

I'm happy though, so no complaints here.

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm

I never worked in HR. Yuck.

And while I'm here, let me belabor the obvious that water in an electric tea kettle eventually goes cold. Hence, my profoundly loving reheats around 7 AM for my wife.

I urge the women here who are still holding back (me and Felix made a list) to fuck him already. That way I can hear about it during my next Baltimore sojourn.

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:23 pm

I wouldn’t fuck him. Too midwestern for my tastes.

He’s like an honorary Canadian.

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Post by Troll_Handle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:27 pm

I don't see any evidence that "love" is a correct descriptor for this thread.

You need to relax within yourself to relax with another Fexli. How will you find that inner calm?

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:28 pm

My wife's kid would fuck him (it got back to me). Man, that would be my dream; to call Felix son.

And that would go double if I tapped his mom.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:30 pm

Bert's got it going on with Strifler's mom!

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Post by Troll_Handle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:31 pm

BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:28 pm
My wife's kid would fuck him (it got back to me). Man, that would be my dream; to call Felix son.

And that would go double if I tapped his mom.
You really mustn't grumble when other posters call you a creep if you're going to post such weird sexual fantasies Beat.

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm

Troll_Handle wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:31 pm
BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:28 pm
My wife's kid would fuck him (it got back to me). Man, that would be my dream; to call Felix son.

And that would go double if I tapped his mom.
You really mustn't grumble when other posters call you a creep if you're going to post such weird sexual fantasies Beat.
Where's that church lady pole again?

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm

Sight unseen (well, I've actually seen your beery visage, Daedelus) you've never had sex with a woman as good looking as Felix's mom.

They have a lovely relationship. You can see why he's so together today.

I affirm my step daughter's personal sexual choices. She could do worse. She currently is.
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Post by meat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:34 pm

BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:28 pm
My wife's kid would fuck him (it got back to me). Man, that would be my dream; to call Felix son.

And that would go double if I tapped his mom.
Over the line. She really likes you, but she's too midwestern to get most of your references.

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:36 pm

She's a good looking, age appropriate to me woman with a lot to admire.

And what? I'm the bad guy for pointing that out?

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:37 pm

BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm
Sight unseen (well, I've actually seen your beery visage, Daedelus) you've never had sex with a woman as good looking as Felix's mom.

They have a lovely relationship. You can see why he's so together today.

I affirm my step daughter's personal sexual choices. She could do worse. She currently is.
She's cheating on me?

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Post by meat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:38 pm

BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm
Sight unseen (well, I've actually seen your beery visage, Daedelus) you've never had sex with a woman as good looking as Felix's mom.

They have a lovely relationship. You can see why he's so together today.
My mom brought me up. She married a fucktard (my dad), divorced him (I miss him dearly), married a nice guy. Did you guys get along? My mom adores you - think my stepdad does too.

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Post by bundes » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:39 pm

BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm


I urge the women here who are still holding back (me and Felix made a list) to fuck him already. That way I can hear about it during my next Baltimore sojourn.

Post the list.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:40 pm

I hear Staten Island used to be one huge stinky dump.

Now it is all covered over, with pipes ommitting toxious gases into the atmosphere.

That explains a lot about you Bert.

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Post by meat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:40 pm

My mom's super pretty. Tall brunette with striking green eyes. She talks exactly like Marge from Fargo.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:41 pm

meat wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:38 pm
BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm
Sight unseen (well, I've actually seen your beery visage, Daedelus) you've never had sex with a woman as good looking as Felix's mom.

They have a lovely relationship. You can see why he's so together today.
My mom brought me up. She married a fucktard (my dad), divorced him (I miss him dearly), married a nice guy. Did you guys get along? My mom adores you - think my stepdad does too.
Threesome!

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Post by meat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:42 pm

I mean, there's nothing left to do here but blog about controversy. So that's what we're doing.

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:43 pm

Your day has come and gone, Baba.

But the kid likes me again so who knows where the next spin of the mania wheel will land? She bought me a Buddha for Christmas. And she hates Buddha.

I lived within sight of the dump in Staten Island.

Around the corner is a Tiki bar where Bourdain went with David Jo of the Dolls. David Joe has milked Staten Island for more laughs then even me.

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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:44 pm

Single women in their mid 30's to 40's who have never been married are either terribly desperate, crazy or both. So no surprise someone like Felix is somewhat "successful."
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:45 pm

You gotta draw the line at someone who isn't sure what the word "ancient" means.

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Re: My Love Life (Felix)

Post by meat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:45 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:41 pm
meat wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:38 pm
BeatRaven wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm
Sight unseen (well, I've actually seen your beery visage, Daedelus) you've never had sex with a woman as good looking as Felix's mom.

They have a lovely relationship. You can see why he's so together today.
My mom brought me up. She married a fucktard (my dad), divorced him (I miss him dearly), married a nice guy. Did you guys get along? My mom adores you - think my stepdad does too.
Threesome!
Too whitebread for that.

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Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:47 pm

Altho I have been pilloried for daring to even suggest that there's 2 sides to the sordid late age love drama, women def. have it harder.

It's a choice between someone like me or someone like Guruweil; Rage or Coma. I feel their pain.

I trolled my step daughter that The Pony Express still existed. My wife made me apologize.
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