$350 bottle of wine

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:19 pm

Speaking as someone who burnt £800 on their credit card on a stopover in Hong Kong on the way to backpacking in Australia in 2002.

And no champagne.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:20 pm

You had 800 quid sex?

I hope it was at least in the ass.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:21 pm

The fruit bowl was plastic

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:22 pm

Is that some sort of insider scat play lingo?

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:24 pm

I thought I'd get the punchline in first before any of you cunts


Some of us degenerates have tales to rival your pantie sniffing stories, big dog

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:27 pm

It depends on the quality of the hooker and the location, we can discuss in detail when you land in Manila.

A bottle of Moet in a nightclub sort of comes included with a girl anyway.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:28 pm

That would involve actually telling said tale.

Like you wouldn't sniff a school girls panties.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:36 pm

That Hong Kong whisky is trippy stuff.
I blame that am my proneness to jet lag.
Next thing I was sat in some "Gentleman's" bar with a hand grabbing my dick, and me doing some negotiations with a Mama San.
I made it to my onwards flight to Bali just as they were closing the door.
I was off on a one year working visa in Australia and wasn't really cash rich.

What can I say. In my 20s whisky brought out my Hyde persona.

Not that anyone ended up stuffed in a boot.
If I were a rich man j would have taken her along in my jet.

Such is life.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:42 pm

What I'm hearing is:

800 quid, no ass.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:45 pm

There was a lot of hugging.

Klara would have approved.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:48 pm

You should def. got to Angeles City. Much more girlfriend experience (relatively speaking) than Thailand.

And you can confirm about the ass before you leave the bar.

I say, tip big. If I give 25% for someone bringing me food and drink, what's the percentage for sphincter dilation? Someone at the bar will advise.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:53 pm

No thanks, lads.

I filed all that stuff away on my 30th in Cuba.

Which was also the last time I partaked in Bolivian marching powder.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:55 pm

Call you half a Felix. Just go on Tinder.

In Suffolk, you could pull some slag who's still wearing a tube top in the 21st century.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:58 pm

Thanks for the tips, Bert.

Where would I be without your guiding light.


Probably ordering a package from an online Japanese mail order company.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:01 am

I had a rubber vagina when I lived in Japan.

I tried it. Who wouldn't?

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Klara » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:40 am

I'd drink it if it was white but it would be totally wasted on me. My favourite wine is a €6 Malvasia.

I'd try to drink it with people who appreciate expensive stuff like this, but I can't think of anyone right now.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:44 am

BeatRaven wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:01 am
I had a rubber vagina when I lived in Japan.

I tried it. Who wouldn't?
How did we get from expensive wine to rubber vadge? Only on Stew.
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