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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:19 pm

Speaking as someone who burnt £800 on their credit card on a stopover in Hong Kong on the way to backpacking in Australia in 2002.

And no champagne.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:20 pm

You had 800 quid sex?

I hope it was at least in the ass.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:21 pm

The fruit bowl was plastic

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:22 pm

Is that some sort of insider scat play lingo?

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:24 pm

I thought I'd get the punchline in first before any of you cunts


Some of us degenerates have tales to rival your pantie sniffing stories, big dog

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:27 pm

It depends on the quality of the hooker and the location, we can discuss in detail when you land in Manila.

A bottle of Moet in a nightclub sort of comes included with a girl anyway.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:28 pm

That would involve actually telling said tale.

Like you wouldn't sniff a school girls panties.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:36 pm

That Hong Kong whisky is trippy stuff.
I blame that am my proneness to jet lag.
Next thing I was sat in some "Gentleman's" bar with a hand grabbing my dick, and me doing some negotiations with a Mama San.
I made it to my onwards flight to Bali just as they were closing the door.
I was off on a one year working visa in Australia and wasn't really cash rich.

What can I say. In my 20s whisky brought out my Hyde persona.

Not that anyone ended up stuffed in a boot.
If I were a rich man j would have taken her along in my jet.

Such is life.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:42 pm

What I'm hearing is:

800 quid, no ass.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:45 pm

There was a lot of hugging.

Klara would have approved.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:48 pm

You should def. got to Angeles City. Much more girlfriend experience (relatively speaking) than Thailand.

And you can confirm about the ass before you leave the bar.

I say, tip big. If I give 25% for someone bringing me food and drink, what's the percentage for sphincter dilation? Someone at the bar will advise.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:53 pm

No thanks, lads.

I filed all that stuff away on my 30th in Cuba.

Which was also the last time I partaked in Bolivian marching powder.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:55 pm

Call you half a Felix. Just go on Tinder.

In Suffolk, you could pull some slag who's still wearing a tube top in the 21st century.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:58 pm

Thanks for the tips, Bert.

Where would I be without your guiding light.


Probably ordering a package from an online Japanese mail order company.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BeatRaven » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:01 am

I had a rubber vagina when I lived in Japan.

I tried it. Who wouldn't?

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Klara » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:40 am

I'd drink it if it was white but it would be totally wasted on me. My favourite wine is a €6 Malvasia.

I'd try to drink it with people who appreciate expensive stuff like this, but I can't think of anyone right now.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:44 am

BeatRaven wrote:
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I had a rubber vagina when I lived in Japan.

I tried it. Who wouldn't?
How did we get from expensive wine to rubber vadge? Only on Stew.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:29 am

http://www.klwines.com/p/i?i=1005893

I found this on my desk yesterday....I felt bad as team members kept looking at it... It was nicely wrapped. With an apology note....I'd have been more impressed if it was the Penfold 1994.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by ExPat From Hell » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:04 am

What's the apology for?
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by shilgia » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:06 am

EMG wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:27 pm
It depends on the quality of the hooker and the location, we can discuss in detail when you land in Manila.

A bottle of Moet in a nightclub sort of comes included with a girl anyway.
Can you pick the girl?

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:08 am

ExPat From Hell wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:04 am
What's the apology for?
I imagine the condom wasn't even on and he was off like a fucking rocket.

Get a girl's' hopes up for nothing.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:10 am

ExPat From Hell wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:04 am
What's the apology for?
My 'boss' took credit for a very important project I did with help of my team. He did it at a company All Hands. (even tho the CEO and others knew it was my work well ahead of time). I am baffled as to why he'd do that. I didn't hide my feelings about what he did and the lack of trust and ethics which is now a problem.

In the grand scheme of things, it's not that important (as compared to say, my health)..but these are things that impact salary and growth. I didn't want personal recognition, but I wanted my team to get the recognition. They helped a lot and when I was tired or sick, they picked up the slack.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:12 am

BulletPark wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:08 am
ExPat From Hell wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:04 am
What's the apology for?
I imagine the condom wasn't even on and he was off like a fucking rocket.

Get a girl's' hopes up for nothing.
Meh. I don't get hot for men who lack basic integrity.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by EMG » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:15 am

shilgia wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:06 am
EMG wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:27 pm
It depends on the quality of the hooker and the location, we can discuss in detail when you land in Manila.

A bottle of Moet in a nightclub sort of comes included with a girl anyway.
Can you pick the girl?
I didn't mean it literally. If you spend a few hundred dollars at a nightclub here you look like money, and girls will be watching. Inviting someone for some champagne doesn't take much effort.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:37 am

And I'm more of a 10 pints chatting shit at the bar than all champers, bling bling, pdiddy and 20 year old hookers.

But Taco knows this, at least I hope he does.

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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by EMG » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:54 pm

I'm getting there too.

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Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:17 pm

Why must everything be reduced to hookers and sex here??
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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:37 pm

Well it did start out as a political forum. Kinda makes sense that it all comes down to getting screwed in the end.
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Post by TheRedWoman » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:45 pm

Moethebartender wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:37 pm
Well it did start out as a political forum. Kinda makes sense that it all comes down to getting screwed in the end.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by madmonday » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:15 pm

TheRedWoman wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:17 pm
Why must everything be reduced to hookers and sex here??
Not everything.....animal threads are sacrosanct.
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Re: $350 bottle of wine

Post by ExPat From Hell » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:55 am

TheRedWoman wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:17 pm
Why must everything be reduced to hookers and sex here??
We haven't had a good poo thread in these parts for quite a while...
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