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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Chip_Oatley » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:56 pm

Barbarella wrote:Nice spreadsheeting. We've called each other slappers and lazy cows plenty of times.

Yis just dontgeddit.

Thats cool, stop crying.


Reading your first post in this OP and quoting it constitutes "spreadsheeting"?

Or maybe she's not really the friend...is he? Oh.
"junkie/manwhore/sleazebag."

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:57 pm

Ha. I've been called all sorts by my mates! Its like a brother sister relationship, they will tell me the truth, make me laugh by insulting me but if anyone else tries they will cut them.

I really think I've been lucky to been part of my group. I know not everyone has experienced this, truly, no bragging here, its a special thing that I thought everyone had but I soon realised not.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:59 pm

Chip_Oatley wrote:
Barbarella wrote:Nice spreadsheeting. We've called each other slappers and lazy cows plenty of times.

Yis just dontgeddit.

Thats cool, stop crying.


Reading your first post in this OP and quoting it constitutes "spreadsheeting"?

Or maybe she's not really the friend...is he? Oh.
"junkie/manwhore/sleazebag."


Aaaahhh Moe's your knight in shining armour, its beyooodiful.

You're very nosy and gossiping right now ya know?

Sad.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by eric84 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:00 pm

I always suspected Moe was empty inside.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:05 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:Ha. I've been called all sorts by my mates! Its like a brother sister relationship, they will tell me the truth, make me laugh by insulting me but if anyone else tries they will cut them.

I really think I've been lucky to been part of my group. I know not everyone has experienced this, truly, no bragging here, its a special thing that I thought everyone had but I soon realised not.


Yep, am kinda surprised too. At least I know it aint just an Irish thing. Ripping the piss as a sincere form of affection.

I enjoy that much more than empty driveling platitudes. I wonder if the ones voicing their concern over my descriptions could handle it? The strange part is they're total insulting pricks all the time. But I supposed the difference is THEY genuinely mean it.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by EMG » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:12 pm

I don't get it, you ask if the guys here think it's normal for a guy not to tell another guy about his relationship status, a few guys say yes, then you go all mental tossing around insults and telling people they don't understand.

It's pretty obvious by "what do you guys think?" you really meant "I KNOW EVERYTHING SHUT THE FUCK UP AND AGREE WITH ME"

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Post by Chip_Oatley » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:12 pm

Barbarella wrote:You're very nosy and gossiping right now ya know?


Huh? Are you drunk?

I don't need knights.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:15 pm

I would tell you what you need but doubt you could handle it.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Paddox1 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:43 pm

Sad should be followed by an exclamation mark. It's a Thing now.

I call my friends names at times and they do the same back. Kind of normal.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:52 pm

EMG wrote:I don't get it, you ask if the guys here think it's normal for a guy not to tell another guy about his relationship status, a few guys say yes, then you go all mental tossing around insults and telling people they don't understand.

It's pretty obvious by "what do you guys think?" you really meant "I KNOW EVERYTHING SHUT THE FUCK UP AND AGREE WITH ME"


EMG wrote:I don't get it, you ask if the guys here think it's normal for a guy not to tell another guy about his relationship status, a few guys say yes, then you go all mental tossing around insults and telling people they don't understand.


You got the context wrong so I explained it to you.yet.again. Not sure where I went "mental" and insulted you?

Examples?

I'll go mental and insult anyone who attempts to fling back my own words at me due to their personal dislike of me rather than actually answering my questions, they're pathetic and need putting in place tbh. Specially when I've never needlessly insulted them just to be cuntish.

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Post by Moethebartender » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:56 pm

Barbarella wrote:Nice spreadsheeting. We've called each other slappers and lazy cows plenty of times.

Yis just dontgeddit.

Thats cool, stop crying.


Spreadsheeting? For fucksakes you're a dimwitted savage, aren't you? The appalling things you do to the English language ought to be criminalized.

This thread is hilarious for all sorts of reasons that you're far too stupid to comprehend.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:01 pm

Moethebartender wrote:
Barbarella wrote:Nice spreadsheeting. We've called each other slappers and lazy cows plenty of times.

Yis just dontgeddit.

Thats cool, stop crying.


Spreadsheeting? For fucksakes you're a dimwitted savage, aren't you? The appalling things you do to the English language ought to be criminalized.

This thread is hilarious for all sorts of reasons that you're far too stupid to comprehend.


Any jollies I can provide in the miserable existence of a sad sack of shit like you totally gives me the warm and fuzzies.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Moethebartender » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:04 pm

I anticipate years of amusing stupidity to come. My only fear is that one day you'll close your mouth by mistake and end up suffocating as a result.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:09 pm

Poor.

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Post by SeamusMcCool » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:33 am

Love watching Babs get under the skin of moe the snowflake
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Post by Klara » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:02 am

My friends and I don't call each other names. It's not a thing here. Hth.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Kikilamour » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:48 pm

it depends for me. my scottish and irish friends, i do, but my sincere canadian friends might take offence.

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Post by veronica_inheels » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:01 pm

Polish don't do it neither.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:10 pm

That's because they have zero sense of humour
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Post by Moniker_X » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:02 pm

At school, one of my best friends and I used to take the piss out of each other all the time. It was just a game to see who could come up with the best insults. I tried it once with another good friend and she got really offended. So I learnt that only some people want to play. My current best friend and I regularly make jokes at each other's expense, but it's just playfighting. We're actually very close.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:56 am

Hhhmmm...........am amazed reading back how on point this thread mostly stayed. And amazed I feel sorry now for the bitter billy no maters.

Anyhooo........update.........kinda........

Gimme a minute.

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Post by dBrother » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:39 am

yah the irish were pretty good at giving and taking the piss when i worked with them, got to the point were one tried to insult me because i'd let him know of my , half, irish proddy background, so I told him to shut the fuck up cos my grandaddy probably used to collect the rent off his granddaddy, after the biggest load of bluff and bluster you'd ever care to see we went and had another drink..

so yeah, they're pretty good value
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by snowgirl » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:16 pm

Barbs, when you post your update can you give us a really brief outline of what the original story is all about so we don't have to go back and read 8 pages of our own crap?

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:18 pm

Sure! I cant now, they're making me focking WORK here!!!!!!!

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by snowgirl » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:19 pm

Rude.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:28 am

To summarise: We all grew up on same road, heavy weed smoker Laura has been obsessed with one parented single child Mark 9 years her senior, since she was a teenager. She has pretty much stalked him her whole life. He had a dalliance with her a few years back and her bro's found out (cos she told them and got him in deep shit) and they all fell out with him. We're all good mates on the road, me with her particularly. Everyone took sides, pretty much based on gender. FF a few years and they start dating. She's knocked up within 3 months. Hence my op.

Update: they had a girl in Aug. She had moved in with him shortly after Christmas cos she spent it alone in her bedroom having fought with every single family member. The day of the christening (which I wasnt invited to) was also his 40th so my bro whose been bessies with him since kids went out with him for a few scoops. He spilled the beans, it aint working, he wants out, she's a nightmare, sits on her hole all day he's worked 16hr shifts and she throws the baby at him soon as he's in the door. She pushed him once in an argument, he thinks hoping he'd hit her. She's back on the weed, she has no friends, goes nowhere, is a good mother but thats about it. Its his house, he doesnt care, he'll kick her out.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by snowgirl » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:00 pm

Good lord. What a mess. Poor kid.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:09 pm

Aaaah I know its baby who'll suffer. Despite how I phrased it, which was just being honest, I really did hope they'd make it. However, next prediction will be she'll get preggers again so she can rob his house out from under him. Its just the way she is, started caning it at 14, arrested development. She has no scruples about this stuff. But he was warned soooo.....two to tango.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by dragon » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:10 pm

Depressing.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:29 pm

Honest to god if youse lot knew the hours days and weeks I of my life I spent listening to her go on and on and on and about him, that he was all she wanted, her heart was broken, he's STILL blanking her etc. etc. Then she gets him and barely a year and a baby later its hell on earth.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Potpie » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 pm

but will he really kick her out & will she actually leave his house

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Post by Barbarella » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:44 pm

I think if he splits with her he'll expect her to leave but she wont so then I dunno what happens? Thing is as he told my bro, she thinks his mother owns the house but she signed it over to him a long time ago....

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Barbarella wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:44 pm
I think if he splits with her he'll expect her to leave but she wont so then I dunno what happens? Thing is as he told my bro, she thinks his mother owns the house but she signed it over to him a long time ago....
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Post by Barbarella » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:50 pm

Then go away.

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Barbarella wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:50 pm
Then go away.
NO.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Barbarella » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:03 pm

I don't understand your investment in all of this.

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Post by Chip_Oatley » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:04 pm

According to iolar, the Irish who left were the ones that couldn't hack it.

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Post by dBrother » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:13 pm

well , if he owns the house, then its pretty hard for him to kick her, and his child, out on the street with no economic repercussions coming his way..
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According to iolar, the Irish who left were the ones that couldn't hack it.
the way it usually works is the ones with a higher than average IQ leave a shithole for better places, while the lower than average IQ stay on and breed more low IQ progeny..
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Post by WhosieWho » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:17 pm

New-ish sponsee has a saga like this, but evil stepmother won the lottery & stole his baby.
We can't even; cut off immediately.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:22 pm

Why should he not be financially accountable for his child?

If he asks her to move out, he will have to contribute to living costs.

He doesn’t escape responsibility, he is the father. There are always two parents and it’s abhorrent that you lot seems to think this is all her fault.
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Post by Chip_Oatley » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:24 pm

She sinned! She dropped her knickers!

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Post by TheRedWoman » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:24 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:22 pm
Why should he not be financially accountable for his child?

If he asks her to move out, he will have to contribute to living costs.

He doesn’t escape responsibility, he is the father. There are always two parents and it’s abhorrent that you lot seems to think this is all her fault.
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Post by Barbarella » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:22 pm

Oh I see. Women are perfect little angels who never ever behave badly or do anything wrong ever. What a ridiculously condescending attitude.

Anyone here shiting on about equality of the sexes needs to give their head a wobble cos you aint got a fuckin clue.

As for the racism. Nice.

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Barbarella wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:22 pm
Oh I see. Women are perfect little angels who never ever behave badly or do anything wrong ever. What a ridiculously condescending attitude.

Anyone here shiting on about equality of the sexes needs to give their head a wobble cos you aint got a fuckin clue.

As for the racism. Nice.
You need a friend. Or a hug. Or both. And sex. Lots of sex. Or a pet fish. Work your way up to a dog. Something to call your own.

Women aren't angels. And grown men are not clueless little boys led down a path to take a bite of an apple (a la Adam/Eve) that leads to their destruction. Two people decide to shag, the outcome (disease or pregnancy) is shared equally.

Here ends my investment in this.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:47 pm

If he didn't want to live with her, he shouldn't have asked her to move in.

If he didn't want kids with her, the he should've worn a condom.

He is accountable.
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Barbarella wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:56 am
Hhhmmm...........am amazed reading back how on point this thread mostly stayed. And amazed I feel sorry now for the bitter billy no maters.

Anyhooo........update.........kinda........

Gimme a minute.
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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by tortuga » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:52 pm

They both sound really thick. Why are you friends with these people, Barbs? Is it because you still live near them and there's no escape?

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:54 pm

...i could propose another reason...

:lol:
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Post by Barbarella » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:58 pm

TheRedWoman wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:40 pm
Barbarella wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:22 pm
Oh I see. Women are perfect little angels who never ever behave badly or do anything wrong ever. What a ridiculously condescending attitude.

Anyone here shiting on about equality of the sexes needs to give their head a wobble cos you aint got a fuckin clue.

As for the racism. Nice.
You need a friend. Or a hug. Or both. And sex. Lots of sex. Or a pet fish. Work your way up to a dog. Something to call your own.

Women aren't angels. And grown men are not clueless little boys led down a path to take a bite of an apple (a la Adam/Eve) that leads to their destruction. Two people decide to shag, the outcome (disease or pregnancy) is shared equally.

Here ends my investment in this.
You've clearly not read the thread. You're an idiot. hth.

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Re: Pregnancy as a trap

Post by Lulu » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:03 pm

It's nice that she's a good mother. They'll probably just stay together.

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