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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:25 pm

Artistic as in they don't put in ones which are a hairy pig nipple

Thwack!

I just can't help myself
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:26 pm

Oh dear.....
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:26 pm

What's up mate?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:27 pm

#niftydenied
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:28 pm

Why?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:32 pm

Really?.....
Your original post had no 'thwack'....
You swung and mi55ed.
Thats why i said 'oh dear' while you were busy editting in shame.
This is exactly why the rule is in place.

I stole your nifty by not giving you time to edit...
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:34 pm

Now get to posting, we neeed to get numbers up.....
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:49 pm

ONJ is a true blue Aussie Sheila, but she did represent Britain in Eurovision once, and i guess that is why some Poms seem to be confused on here.

And please excuse a bit of pathetic name dropping here, but my younger brother once took her out.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:59 am

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:49 pm
ONJ is a true blue Aussie Sheila, but she did represent Britain in Eurovision once, and i guess that is why some Poms seem to be confused on here.

And please excuse a bit of pathetic name dropping here, but my younger brother once took her out.
I know that, missie. But, unlike Celine Dion (who was Canadian and won representing Switzerland) and Katrina (USA/GB), Sandy/Xanadu met her Waterloo.
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Post by Meatfree » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:16 am

I hate the end of Grease. Sends out an awful message.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:16 am

But will you hate the end of tomorrow's match, that's the name of the game?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:41 am

Meatfree wrote:
Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:16 am
I hate the end of Grease. Sends out an awful message.
Agreed. To get the girl you have to transform you're self into a right tart. I never got that. Sandy seemed like such a nice girl.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:02 pm

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:49 pm
ONJ is a true blue Aussie Sheila, but she did represent Britain in Eurovision once, and i guess that is why some Poms seem to be confused on here.

And please excuse a bit of pathetic name dropping here, but my younger brother once took her out.
She's as Australian as I am. She was born in England to a Welsh father and a German/Jewish mother. Her mother was the daughter of Max Born, the Laureate, who fled to the UK when what's his name came to power. Interestingly, he moved back to Germany as a retiree.

She did own the 70s AM radio though. What a voice and a babe.
Olivia Newton-John was born in Cambridge, England, to Welshman Brinley "Bryn" Newton-John (1914–1992) and Irene Helene (née Born) (1914–2003). Her Jewish maternal grandfather, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Max Born,[4][5][6][7] fled with his family to England from Germany before World War II to escape the Nazi regime. Newton-John's maternal grandmother was of paternal Jewish ancestry as well. She is a third cousin of comedian Ben Elton.[4] Her maternal great-grandfather was jurist Victor Ehrenberg and her matrilineal great-grandmother's father was jurist Rudolf von Jhering.

Newton-John's father was an MI5 officer[8] on the Enigma project at Bletchley Park who took Rudolf Hess into custody during World War II[9][10] After the war he became Headmaster at Cambridgeshire High School for Boys and was in that role when Olivia was born.

Newton-John is the youngest of three children, following brother Hugh, a doctor, and sister Rona (1941–2013) (an actress who was married to Grease co-star Jeff Conaway from 1980 until their divorce in 1985). In 1954, when Olivia was six, the Newton-Johns immigrated to Melbourne, Australia, where her father worked as a professor of German and as Master of Ormond College at the University of Melbourne.[11]
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:16 pm

Well that is most verily news to me.

I loved this song - the ELO production/sound are fab.

Oh, and John Travolta loves nothing more than to sit and swivel with gay abandon.


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by VinnyD » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:58 pm

Flobster! wrote:
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Timid topic title.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by VinnyD » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:01 pm

Her mother was the daughter of Max Born
That is one of my favorite facts.

Marianne Faithfull is the great-great niece of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, the eponym of masochism.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:05 am

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Post by misanthrope » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:51 am

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm officially supporting Engerland. Fuck Russia. Fuck Croatia (fucking nazis). Fuck Sweden (just because). Fuck the cunting Belgians the most (they're like a worse version of the asshole Dutch). All south American teams gone. The French have won it isn relatively recent times. Hoping for an Endgland Vs. France final.

Two world wars and one world cup, doo-dah.

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Post by misanthrope » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:51 am

misanthrope wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:51 am
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm officially supporting Engerland. Fuck Russia. Fuck Croatia (fucking nazis). Fuck Sweden (just because). Fuck the cunting Belgians the most (they're like a worse version of the asshole Dutch). All south American teams gone. The French have won it in relatively recent times. Hoping for an Endgland Vs. France final.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by misanthrope » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:52 am

misanthrope wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:51 am
misanthrope wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:51 am
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm officially supporting Engerland. Fuck Russia. Fuck Croatia (fucking nazis). Fuck Sweden (just because). Fuck the cunting Belgians the most (they're like a worse version of the asshole Dutch). All south American teams gone. The French have won it in relatively recent times. Hoping for an England Vs. France final.

Two world wars and one world cup, doo-dah.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:08 am

Are you off your head, son?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by andybox » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:21 am

Not long now, 8 hours and counting.

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Re: England vs Sweden

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:35 am

andybox wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:21 am
Not long now, 8 hours and counting.

Amen to that...I just can't wait, I'm like a dog with 2 dicks....this reminds of Saturdays of yore...

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by andybox » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:37 am

4 and a half hours.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:52 am

I'm doing gardening playing bebel Gilberto, sweating my head off.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:56 am

I'm ironing my hooligan clothes and then i'm off....

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:30 pm

The Guarnian website is up and running if you want your banality and inanity in real time.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/li ... ildup-live
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Post by snowgirl » Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:41 pm

I've even got my mom coming out to watch this one.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:45 pm

And Led Zeppelin.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:09 pm

Filling up in weight?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:10 pm

Sharon and Tracey?

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:18 pm

Yep it's Viz central here!

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:21 pm

It looks a bit like Lincoln, Nebraska.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:23 pm

snowgirl wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:41 pm
I've even got my mom coming out to watch this one.

There really is an ABBA song for every occasion, isn't there?
How right you are, missie!

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and at the end:


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Post by Flobster! » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:24 pm

The entire UK is going to be legless for at least the next 12 hours, isn't it?
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:25 pm

Yup

The roads are already eerily quiet.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:26 pm

Lost Soul wrote:It looks a bit like Lincoln, Nebraska.

You're a lucky guy, Lincoln.
There's chips too!!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:28 pm

Is that curry chip?

Gravy chip?

Or chip?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:29 pm

I do hope that in the penalty area, England don't go:


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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:30 pm

I'm calmly watching the Tour, where the peleton just split outside the same-time zone. Half the riders got hosed. Big names, like Froome and Cavendish.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:32 pm

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:34 pm

mmm...

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:34 pm

Much better.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:38 pm

There's a blow up doll somewhere in here too..


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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:39 pm

You get that for later, son
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:40 pm

The only certainty is that, after the game is over, when all is said and done and the winner has taken it all, is that:




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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:41 pm

Plastic cups, take away food containers. Who knew Lincoln was so rough.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:41 pm

Could it be?
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