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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:18 pm

Woohoo

Thwack!

Nifty bitches
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:18 pm

I was 15 in 1990 on work experience

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:19 pm

Fuck you.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:20 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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I was 15 in 1990 on work experience
I was 12 wondering why Gazza had tits
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:20 pm

bundes wrote:
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Fuck you.
Exactly what I screamed at next door

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:22 pm

Finally, this snoozefest is over.

England, at 2-0 will not be caught by the ponderous Scandis.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:24 pm

Just listen to the crowd!

Our hooligans are the best!
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:26 pm

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Its tasty! Like a bloody Mary but better. A breakfast/brunch drink. It's only 8am here.
Pan is made by Carlsberg.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:29 pm

That Pickford shortarse

He's only Ickle!

He's another Shay Given for Ireland

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:33 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:26 pm
bundes wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:07 pm
Its tasty! Like a bloody Mary but better. A breakfast/brunch drink. It's only 8am here.
Pan is made by Carlsberg.
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Hvala! I like a Bloody Mary.
Try the other lagers, Ozujsko and Karlovacko. I prefer them both to Pan. But I like lagers.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:34 pm

Now they ought to root for the Croats. You don't want to be playing the home team.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:34 pm

Let's this other with first mate

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:36 pm

What I have found

If I go to the shops, England win a penalty shoot out

If I fall alseep

England beat Sweden

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:38 pm

No doubt about the sleep part. Fuck Sweden.

BTW, Froome lost a minute today, to a very good climber, on a flat stage. All while the locals were booing him.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:41 pm

Are they throwing piss at him again?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by snowgirl » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:41 pm

What's with the English keeper? Is he going to start a brawl on the field? Stroppy bastard isn't he?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:42 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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Are they throwing piss at him again?

Froome
Not yet. Wait for the mountain stages.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:42 pm

snowgirl wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:41 pm
What's with the English keeper? Is he going to start a brawl on the field? Stroppy bastard isn't he?
I think he's a Geordie

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:46 pm

If Croatia win, England will need the worst team in the last 4

Sometimes the worst team in the last 4 wins the whole thing!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by ceylon_tea » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:47 pm

Pickford has been amazing though.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:47 pm

They do have the golden boot.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:52 pm

Gobsmacked

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:53 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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Gobsmacked
Me too. Ecstatically gobsmacked.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:54 pm

Congrats my English posters!!

Cheers!!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:54 pm

Just brilliant!
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:55 pm

Go Croatia!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:56 pm

Yes! Croatia vs England...cmon!!!
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:02 pm

Yeah, no one really wants Russia vs England

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:04 pm

I'm going to have to hit the town next match.

Who knows what will happen.

I don't.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Shavenhead » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:31 pm

If England lose next week, will they trash the place?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:34 pm

Shavenhead wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:31 pm
If England lose next week, will they trash the place?
Win or lose :lol:
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:38 pm

Erm...no

The hooligans can't leave the country.

the Russians are in their own.

Inadvisable.



The Croats won't lose

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:07 pm

Where's Lincoln?
Snogging the blowup doll or one of the lesbians?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:45 pm

bundes wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:07 pm
Where's Lincoln?
Snogging the blowup doll or one of the lesbians?
3way
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by harry_flashman » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:30 pm

Unlike yesterday’s game where you had two very good attacking teams with suspect defences, tonight’s game featured at least one team that had very little ambition. Personally I would prefer these games played in the cool of the evening although the Russia Croatia game is not shaping up to be much of a contest.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:43 pm

Has anyone ever told you what an old whinge bag you are, harry?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:46 pm

I mean recently, I’m sure it’s not new news.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:09 am

Sweden were, unlike their great music, predictably dull. England all played well except for Sterling who is useless and should go the way his namesake did after the Brexit referendum.

England just keep going ...


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by harry_flashman » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:41 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:46 pm
I mean recently, I’m sure it’s not new news.
Talking of news, Is it true that you slept with bash?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:13 pm

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:27 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:41 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:46 pm
I mean recently, I’m sure it’s not new news.
Talking of news, Is it true that you slept with bash?

Yup, did him right up the arse with a massive strap on.

You interested in having the same? I bet you are, arsehole like a wizard's sleeve so I've heard.
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Oops.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:51 pm

Kinky.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:13 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:27 pm
harry_flashman wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:41 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:46 pm
I mean recently, I’m sure it’s not new news.
Talking of news, Is it true that you slept with bash?

Yup, did him right up the arse with a massive strap on.

You interested in having the same? I bet you are, arsehole like a wizard's sleeve so I've heard.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:41 pm

I have been asked to respond on behalf of Bashtard to these scurrilous allegations:

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:00 pm

He's not still licking The Stew window is he?

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lincoln » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:06 pm

yes

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lincoln » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:06 pm

I mean no

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lincoln » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:06 pm

actually im not sure what I mean...

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:58 pm

What are you on about lincoln?......
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:03 pm

Not sure.

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