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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:42 pm

Thwack! +1
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:42 pm

Fucking Swedes turn up against England

The Viking final

Last 10 game

England 2 wins, Sweden 3, 5 draws.

So one win in 5 for England

I said probability is 1/3 win, draw and lose

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:44 pm

bundes wrote:
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Plastic cups, take away food containers. Who knew Lincoln was so rough.
Lincoln is as rough as a badger's arse hole

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:45 pm

Really? Who DIDN'T?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:47 pm

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:48 pm

Hang on, no, to the right..


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:48 pm

The one with or without the beard?
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Re: England vs Sweden

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Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:44 pm
bundes wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:41 pm
Plastic cups, take away food containers. Who knew Lincoln was so rough.
Lincoln is as rough as a badger's arse hole
Have you ever been up a badger's arse hole, Stephanie?


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Flobster! » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:50 pm

According to my spreadsheet, I once spent the night in Lincoln but I have no memory of it. Is The Admiral Guest House still there, Lincs?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:50 pm

Like Hull rough?

Maybe I need to look at a map.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:51 pm

It is flobvy, it's a gay pub now!


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:52 pm

Fucking fuck balls

If England make the semis I'm going to have to get on it.

I could end up in Germany

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:52 pm

bundes wrote:Like Hull rough?

Maybe I need to look at a map.
Yep best description I've heard in years!


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:53 pm

bundes wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:41 pm
Plastic cups, take away food containers. Who knew Lincoln was so rough.
The place or the poster?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:59 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:53 pm
bundes wrote:
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Plastic cups, take away food containers. Who knew Lincoln was so rough.
The place or the poster?
:lol:

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:00 pm

G*d save the Q***n.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:01 pm

You watch these Swedish balls grow

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by snowgirl » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:21 pm

Am I wrong or is Sweden playing well? We don't to be creating a lot of chances are we?
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:22 pm

Lets!. Go!!.. Redcoats!!!...

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:25 pm

snowgirl wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:21 pm
Am I wrong or is Sweden playing well? We don't to be creating a lot of chances are we?
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Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:25 pm

snowgirl wrote:
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Am I wrong or is Sweden playing well? We don't to be creating a lot of chances are we?
Nobody is playing well. Sterling is trying, Kane had a half decent shot. They've been passing to the other side a lot. Or just stammering. That is it. It'd better change.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by snowgirl » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:30 pm

Never mind.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:31 pm

That was a good change.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:32 pm

That Maguire is a big lump!

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Post by simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:33 pm

Lack of chances is because Swikea are playing with a flat pack four :)

1:0 England! 20 swedes sat near me are silent :P

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:33 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:22 pm
Lets!. Go!!.. Redcoats!!!...

SD - You need to sing us a engerland chant to get us all in the spirit!....
Ooo....that maguire he's a big fucking lump!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:35 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:33 pm
Lack of chances is because Swikea are playing with a flat pack four
That doesn't explain why we obligingly kept passing to them.

That has stopped now though.
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Post by simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:35 pm

You sidestepped my crap Ikea joke.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:36 pm

West Ham players are too shit to play for England, Agent

I can't sing "one of our own" for Harry Kane

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:37 pm

What's the furthest Sweden have got in the WC?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Andrea1 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:38 pm

True, Simon. I'm distracted. Anyway, This ain't funny!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:38 pm

I have to confess.

I was having a little snooze during the England goal

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:42 pm

I overdid the warm up in the garden fron 8am

Fuck you!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by sodelicious » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:43 pm

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What's the furthest Sweden have got in the WC?
I'm watching the game in the TV room at a hostel in Vancouver and I asked a couple of Swedes and they said 3rd in '94, and 2nd in '58.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:45 pm

Will Stering ever score another goal for England?

Get Rashford on!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:46 pm

No. He won't.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:48 pm

sodelicious wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:43 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
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What's the furthest Sweden have got in the WC?
I'm watching the game in the TV room at a hostel in Vancouver and I asked a couple of Swedes and they said 3rd in '94, and 2nd in '58.
Thanks.


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:50 pm

Sweden lost at home to Brazil in 1958

Pele was a 17 year old.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:52 pm

Time to start morning drinking.Image

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:54 pm

This will be penalties

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:56 pm

No
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:56 pm

Wake me up for the semi finals

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Post by simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:01 pm

Bundes that sounds disgusting.
I’m having a Pan lager by the pool near Pula. It tastes... like most other bland lagers, but hey it’s hot and sunny here so no complaints.
I saw the Croatia football song on TV - Zaprešić Boys with Igraj Moja Hrvatska. Finally my Russian is coming in useful - I can read some of the signs and menu items, and translate the song title. Shit song though.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:02 pm

Ive had a coffee

That was a mistake.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by snowgirl » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:05 pm

I'm caffeinated too. Woohoo!!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:07 pm

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Bundes that sounds disgusting.
I’m having a Pan lager by the pool near Pula. It tastes... like most other bland lagers, but hey it’s hot and sunny here so no complaints.
I saw the Croatia football song on TV - Zaprešić Boys with Igraj Moja Hrvatska. Finally my Russian is coming in useful - I can read some of the signs and menu items, and translate the song title. Shit song though.
Its tasty! Like a bloody Mary but better. A breakfast/brunch drink. It's only 8am here.

Pan is made by Carlsberg.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:07 pm

snowgirl wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:05 pm
I'm caffeinated too. Woohoo!!

Bundles, it's too early! You have a pissup to attend this evening!
And the Croatia game to get through....

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:08 pm

I've seen too many Sweden England games

I'm jaded

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:16 pm

Oh my sweet jesus

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:17 pm

Yaaaaaaaas!
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