England vs Sweden

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England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:50 am

This country is going to erupt over the next week.

Then tears. ..

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:58 am

Wonder what Sven Goran Eriksson is doing these days.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Flobster! » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:06 am

Timid topic title.
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Post by EMG » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:16 am

LET'S GO IKEA!!!11!

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Post by gnd » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:25 am

LOL! Well normally I´d assume England...but uhm what with the way it´s going so far....It´s like Las Vegas Golden Knights Goalies issues!

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Post by andybox » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:32 am

This should have been Oasis v Abba

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Post by gnd » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:41 am

The Who....VS who?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:47 am

gnd wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:41 am
The Who....VS who?
Excuse me, missie? I believe the true Fab Four have sold more records than those bunch of kiddie fiddlers.


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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:50 am

I don't see England losing to those boring fucks.

Which means I fear for England.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:26 am

Lost Soul wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:50 am
I don't see England losing to those boring fucks.

Which means I fear for England.
Me too.
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Post by gnd » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:45 am

Missie. wow. Really?! I love the who. (did not ever listen to Abba...though I loved them in Pricilla Queen of Desert scenes) twas teasing:)

Fairly certain Sweden will obv win the cup. IMAGINE! holyfuck what is wrong with futbol. Germany line up was...wrongish...
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Post by Iolar » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:54 am

England to win 1-0.
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Post by harry_flashman » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:43 am

Its going to be close. England are not exactly setting the world on fire in front of goal.
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:52 am

Every town and city in England is going to be mental this weekend....hottest summer for years and we"re in the quarter finals AND its on a Saturday afternoon!...I have ordered my sniff,Monkey is pre-rolling the joints and we'll all hit some shithouse pub at midday and get on it!

Can't wait.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:43 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:43 am
Its going to be close. England are not exactly setting the world on fire in front of goal.
And the Swedes need to send out an SOS in front of goal too.


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Kilombo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:33 pm

Sweden is one of the few countries in the world that has never been invaded by the british
Prost!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:35 pm

They invaded us.



And I'm not talking about a band at the Eurovision in 1974

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Post by Kilombo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:40 pm

LOL. a british cunt complaing about being invaded
Prost!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Kilombo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:42 pm

Image
Prost!

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:47 pm

My parents were from a country invaded by them!

You're German.

You should get back under that rock.

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Post by mad hatter » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:54 pm

Kilombo wrote:Image
The worlds greatest naval power at the time
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Kilombo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:01 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:47 pm
My parents were from a country invaded by them!

You're German.

You should get back under that rock.
Germany invaded much less countries than Britain. Go back under your umbrella
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by snowgirl » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:03 pm

Flobster! wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:06 am
Timid topic title.
Obviously it's Too Important for joking.


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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:09 pm

2-1 England.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Kilombo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:04 pm

bundes wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:09 pm
2-1 England.
You prefer England over Sweden in semis?
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by bundes » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:08 pm

On paper no but I'd love to beat England.
I dont want to be Greece 2004 Euros.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:10 pm

I want to be Greece 2004 Euros.

Fuck it.

I'd prefer to be Denmark 1992

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:46 pm

bundes wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:58 am
Wonder what Sven Goran Eriksson is doing these days.
There's a good documentary intreviewing all the alive past England managers, I wish I could link it.

He's shaved his head.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:02 am

England to win in low scoring game, but it has snoozefest written all over it i'm afraid.
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Post by simon_in_exile » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:26 am

I’m predicting an unexpectedly high-scoring game here - an early goal by England making the Swedes form a fist in their pocket and actually attack.

But the thread title...
Flat-pack designers vs. six-pack imbibers?
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Post by simon_in_exile » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:41 am


La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:48 am

Simon is starting to give me the right hump

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Post by Wellpisser » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:05 am

Kilombo wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:01 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:47 pm
My parents were from a country invaded by them!

You're German.

You should get back under that rock.
Germany invaded much less countries than Britain. Go back under your umbrella
Maybe but what did you do when you invaded them? For a nation that only unified in 1871 you were remarkably successful in slaughtering your way across the globe.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Wellpisser » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:06 am

1-1 @ 90 mins; 2-1 England @ 120 minutes.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:47 am

Kilombo wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:40 pm
LOL. a british cunt complaing about being invaded
Hilarious and most verily demented.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:50 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:35 pm
They invaded us.



And I'm not talking about a band at the Eurovision in 1974
That wasn't an invasion, Stephanie - that was the ritual slaughter of the fake Brit:


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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:56 am

Olivia Newton Bog wasn't British - bet you had a few wanks over her.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:25 am

I must have watched Grease 50 times with my sister.

I was too young to get a hard on.

But I knew Sandie was hot

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Post by GLimpet » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:42 am

simon_in_exile wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:26 am
I’m predicting an unexpectedly high-scoring game here - an early goal by England making the Swedes form a fist in their pocket and actually attack.

But the thread title...
Flat-pack designers vs. six-pack imbibers?
Fighting Poms vs. Viking Blondes?
MFI vs IKEA

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:50 am

Burmese Oppressors v Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Goal Before Midnight)
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:58 pm

Ted's ready!

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Oops.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:03 pm

Oh my sweet jessus...

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by jessica_fletcher » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:08 pm

He's so handsome!
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Oops.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:14 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:He's so handsome!
thats abuse! do you make him eat walkers crisps and drink stella?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:16 pm

I think he's more of a McCoy's man.

A far superior crisp.

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Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:17 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:I think he's more of a McCoy's man.

A far superior crisp.
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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:18 pm

4-0 red coats....
Its gonna be a thrashing.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:20 pm

mad hatter wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:14 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:He's so handsome!
thats abuse! do you make him eat walkers crisps and drink stella?
Ted prefers pork scratchings
VinnyD wrote:
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Oops.

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Re: England vs Sweden

Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:22 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
mad hatter wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:14 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:He's so handsome!
thats abuse! do you make him eat walkers crisps and drink stella?
Ted prefers pork scratchings
im not sure if that makes him a chav or a hipster these days. please confirm.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:24 pm

Chav

Because I buy the cheap ones from my local corner shop.


Hipster would have artisan ones, organic, that come in a paper bag for £10.
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Oops.

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