Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:56 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:56 pm

Its

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Shavenhead » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:56 pm

Go England.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:56 pm

Fuck, missed the double ton

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:57 pm

Just for Iolar

WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP!!!!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:57 pm

I think I might cry.

This is only the 2nd round

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:58 pm

I am crying

And laughing

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:58 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:58 pm
I am crying

And laughing
That’s an engerland supporter in a nutshell
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:00 pm

Wow you guys post a lot during a game!
Woohoo England!

Congrats!!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:01 pm

Iolar will have something negative to say. Well done you bunch of legends.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:02 pm

Congratulations you English Stew weirdos, you deserved a bit of penalty shootout luck.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:03 pm

Four days until penalties against Sweden!

I think I just lost a month of my life. Pulse rate now slowing.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:04 pm

Eric Dier

You TOTTENHAM CUNT!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:06 pm

Simon I know that feeling.
After Croatia's win on Sunday I did about 5 shots in a few minutes.

I dont recommend that.

I'm so happy for you guys!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:09 pm

In reality this England team does not really have any stand out players with the exception of the captain. Perhaps thats not a bad thing. I think Belgium have even the most impressive of all the qualifiers. I have enjoyed all their games apart from the one against England. Good riddence to Columbia and hopefully good riddance to Brazil. Sweden won’t be easy.

It’s 5 am in the morning in Malaysia and I now have to try and unwind to sleep. I bet Simon is happy to be johnny on the spot about now.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:22 pm

I missed the whole thing and haven't read this thread but wowsa!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:24 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:28 pm

England don’t seem to have much outside of the set piece. I think sterling should drop to the bench and maybe Rashford get a run. Southgate has however got them passing the ball from the back.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:31 pm

Sterling played OK today, but I’d like to see Rashford given a chance too.

And Stephen - don’t forget we’ve won 4:2 on penalties before, against Spain in 1996.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:37 pm

I know!

I reminded Jessica the other day.

We are now 2 and 6 from 8!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by brodie_bruce » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:46 pm

There’s some really, really, really hammered people on the tube right now......


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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by mad hatter » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:50 pm

brodie_bruce wrote:There’s some really, really, really hammered people on the tube right now......


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ha ha. thought it might be a big night in blighty.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:59 pm

I'm torn between wanting to see England lose the next game, so that I can talk shit here, and wanting to see Sweden lose because they are probably the most boring team I've ever seen play.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:37 pm
I know!

I reminded Jessica the other day.

We are now 2 and 6 from 8!


And Spain won the World Cup in 2010.

You wanna play biggest chorizo?
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:01 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:59 pm
I'm torn between wanting to see England lose the next game, so that I can talk shit here, and wanting to see Sweden lose because they are probably the most boring team I've ever seen play.
Technically speaking, we’re your only friends.

Cmon on now, you know you want to join the rollercoaster that is supporting England.
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:06 pm

I may silently support you while talking shit anyway.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm

EMG, pretend you walk into a pub alone.

Would you rather join my table or the English table?

I'll put up a chair for you.
Would you care for a Bert Reynolds shot?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:37 pm
I know!

I reminded Jessica the other day.

We are now 2 and 6 from 8!


And Spain won the World Cup in 2010.

You wanna play biggest chorizo?
Before 2008, 2010, 2012

Spain were bigger muppets than England.

That's why there is hope!

They did have Xavi, Iniesta ete
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm

The referee was American. Thoughts on his performance since it’s the only real American interest in the finals.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:09 pm

Of the 8 teams left in the tourney, I've got money on 6 of them to win the whole shebang. I'm guaranteed to have 1 of the teams that I picked to win in the final, I just need Brazil and Uruguay to lose and then I'm guaranteed to have picked a winner.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:11 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:00 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:37 pm
I know!

I reminded Jessica the other day.

We are now 2 and 6 from 8!


And Spain won the World Cup in 2010.

You wanna play biggest chorizo?
Before 2008, 2010, 2012

Spain were bigger muppets than England.

That's why there is hope!

They did have Xavi, Iniesta ete
I see you edited and changed 'theirs' to 'there is'.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:12 pm

bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm
EMG, pretend you walk into a pub alone.

Would you rather join my table or the English table?

I'll put up a chair for you.
Would you care for a Bert Reynolds shot?
Why are you supporting Sweden?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:14 pm

Yes, Sode. Sometimes I do proof read my posts

Not as much as Iolar

What is your point?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:15 pm

bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm
EMG, pretend you walk into a pub alone.

Would you rather join my table or the English table?

I'll put up a chair for you.
Would you care for a Bert Reynolds shot?
Dude, you’re supporting England too.

Unless they’re against your lot.

And vice versa!
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:16 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:12 pm
bundes wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:07 pm
EMG, pretend you walk into a pub alone.

Would you rather join my table or the English table?

I'll put up a chair for you.
Would you care for a Bert Reynolds shot?
Why are you supporting Sweden?
Pffff. I've already got it Croatia England.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:19 pm

You'd think I was drinking but I swear I'm not!
Just distracted by another conversation.

Anyways...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:19 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:19 pm

I expect England will win. The schadenfreude for our English posters is just so strong though...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:23 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:14 pm
Yes, Sode. Sometimes I do proof read my posts

Not as much as Iolar

What is your point?
None really, just something I noticed.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:30 pm

sodelicious wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:09 pm
I just need Brazil and Uruguay to lose and then I'm guaranteed to have picked a winner.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:58 pm

How’s Australia going?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:03 pm

andybox wrote:
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How’s Australia going?
About as well as you in our league. ;)

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:06 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:07 pm

Ooo...Bundles just kicked you in the bollocks, Andy

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:08 pm

She did and is now off my Xmas list.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:05 am

I haven't seen it yet. The second rerun just started here on FS1.

I wonder who won? I'm guessing with 100 replies it's a loss, and with 250 it's a win for the Blightonians?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:29 am

Why no red for the head butt?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:43 am

Why are Latin Americans such dirty cheats?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:07 am

Could it be?...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:07 am

I think it is you know...

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