Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:53 pm

No body...nifty

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:54 pm

Halftime show!
No wardrobe malfunction....
Just the Thwack of the bat!
Out. Of. The. ParK!
Top Ton!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:54 pm

Bastard!!!!!!!!
Wheres the cricket?!
And its a ton, MOFO....
Busy editting?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:55 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:54 pm
Halftime show!
No wardrobe malfunction....
Just the Thwack of the bat!
Out. Of. The. ParK!
Top Ton!
:oops: :oops: Feel the deep shame you yank wanker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:56 pm

Well that was pretty average. England lacking a bit in front of goal and Columbia just lacking.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:59 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:44 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:42 pm
How can you still be on the field after givingetting someone an upper headbutt?
Dirty bastard Colombians...i hate them.
To be fair, Henderson did go down like a sack of shit.

Where's he from? North East.

Try that one a Friday night.

Slightly disappointing

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:03 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:56 pm
Well that was pretty average. England lacking a bit in front of goal and Columbia just lacking.
Yep - it’s not exactly Belgium-Japan.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:14 pm

I would be unhappy to go out to this team.

Not what i was expecting.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by gnd » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:19 pm

damnit. No plug to charge my mac! I wanted to read each and every Stew futbol Opinion. annoying. *waits*

Cuz I do not understand some ok manyAF of the calls in the matches!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:19 pm

I'll be surprised if there's not a red card before this game is over. Getting testy. On both sides.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:20 pm

Get in you chinny spurs cunt!
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:20 pm

And if that's the only goal in this game, I'll be disappointed.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:22 pm

How cool was that?!!! fcuking hate the colombians...we should invade that shithole of a country tomorrow.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:23 pm

On a 0-10 coolness scale, I'll give a questionable penalty kick like a 3.

Good for you, if that's how you want to win.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:25 pm

Yep...happy with that.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:25 pm

I'm done with being entertaining and going out

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:27 pm

Wow. The English may be more faux dramatic divers than the South Americans. Incredible.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:28 pm

What game are you watching?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:28 pm

Man those Colombians are dirty players.
Everyone is a victim to a social worker.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm

England isn't diving, you've got your South American heritage blinkers on.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm

What planet is he on might be a better question.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm

There wasn't even contact on the last dive in the box. At all. Their feet never touched.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm

The Ref has been brilliant...calm in the face of all of that...he's a Yank too.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:31 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm
The Ref has been brilliant...calm in the face of all of that...he's a Yank too.
We still feel guilty about all that tea of yours we dumped in the harbor. Doing you a solid before the 4th of July.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:32 pm

Happy 4th of July Yankees!

For tomorrow, my sister's birthday.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:38 pm

Should I take a shit, make a coffee or go for a walk in the garden?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:40 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:31 pm
Lincoln wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:29 pm
The Ref has been brilliant...calm in the face of all of that...he's a Yank too.
We still feel guilty about all that tea of yours we dumped in the harbor. Doing you a solid before the 4th of July.
We invented your country...we invented you.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:41 pm

This is a brutal slogfest

So disappointed with Colombia


Famous last words.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:42 pm

The Brits seem determined to only attempt to make goals by diving or drawing fouls near or in the goal box. Very few actual attempts in real play.

The Colombians just look lost though.

Overall - shit game.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:44 pm

Fucking hell

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:44 pm

There goes Colombia's one good chance at a goal.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:49 pm

If you're wondering what the noise and drums are.

That's the England fans.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:50 pm

Unfortunately have had to watch the game on mute because I'm in conference calls.

It's been a game of far more spectacular dives than spectacular shots though.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:51 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:49 pm
If you're wondering what the noise and drums are.

That's the England fans.
I dunno, I’m sure the Colombians are noisy sods too.
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:54 pm

Do they know the tune?
Boom boom da da da da da da boom boom da da da da da

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:54 pm

Shit the bed.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:55 pm

England immediately milks 'injury' time. Seems you all have learned plenty from the South American teams.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:55 pm

Haha. Oh my Christ
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm

Cunts...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm

Now we have a game!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm

Yes!
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm

Oh dear
Hands have been clenched in a fist too long

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:57 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm
Yes!
Yes what?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by simon_in_exile » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:58 pm

It wouldn’t be watching England without something like this.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:58 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:56 pm
Now we have a game!
Yes to this!
VinnyD wrote:
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:58 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:58 pm
It wouldn’t be watching England without something like this.
I know right!
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Oops.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Shavenhead » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:59 pm

Are England going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:59 pm

If I had a dog it would be going for a long walk, 30 minutes

What are you doing Fletcher?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:00 pm

Geez England have been a bit crap
Hands have been clenched in a fist too long

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:00 pm

How long is extra time?
Hands have been clenched in a fist too long

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