Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

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Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:15 pm

Yeah I know it's too early.

But, you know.

I'm just hoping some deals are done in Russia to get some quality Colombian export shipped to London.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:30 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:57 pm

I hope England lose 1-0

I will crash, after 24 hours I will be OK again.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:59 pm

Now that I no longer care, I find it is much easier to catch the reruns than the live feed in the Tahiti time zone.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:59 pm

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:01 am

Lost Soul wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:59 pm
Now that I no longer care, I find it is much easier to catch the reruns than the live feed in the Tahiti time zone.
You should stop posting here for a while.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:33 am

I have quit posting on game threads. My beliefs have been crushed. I only troll for the nifty market.

Only England can save me.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:51 am

I've got England getting knocked out. But haven't done well in the KO picks so far, so maybe good news for Blighty fans.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:27 am

Dream the impossible dream

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:38 am

To right the unwritable wrong

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:39 am

Here is Bess speaking to the English team at Tilbury in 1588.
My loving people,

We have been persuaded by some that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit our selves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear, I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust. I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm; to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, for your forwardness you have deserved rewards and crowns; and We do assure you in the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean time, my lieutenant generals shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble or worthy subject; not doubting but by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and your valour in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over those enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:49 am

Aren't you one of us anyway?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:01 am

Right up until you brought back the Pride of Chucky.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:04 am

I need a translator for titwad

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:09 am

Chucky lost his head. You were doing great, even abolishing the House of Lords, and then...
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:29 am

For my own mental and physical well being, as it was,

I hope this ends soon

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:46 am

Perhaps Chuck is an Americanism, like Paco is Spanish slang.

Chuck = Charles.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:48 am

Mindblowing, mate

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:49 am

Are you going to be like this for all of this thread?

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:01 am

Do they have a chinny cunt from Spurs, with a speech impediment?

No



I fucking hate Spurs

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:33 am

England is the only team I have left. I have them winning and then losing in the quarters. So the most I can get is two more points, unless I get the six for the first finals score.

Kill ne now.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:37 am

Here we go again....

If we are going out, I'm happy it's to Pablo Ecobar and Shakira.

Especially Shakira.

Although she hasn't aged as well as that other pint rocket Kylie

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:16 am

England to win. Wouldn’t it be a crushing blow to the Irishman if England go all the way.
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Post by harry_flashman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:34 am

Lost Soul wrote:
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England is the only team I have left. I have them winning and then losing in the quarters. So the most I can get is two more points, unless I get the six for the first finals score.

Kill ne now.
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:00 am

Javanka.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:09 am

To dream the impossible dream...

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:11 am

We are very disappointed with ourselves.

The last time we did this, 12 years ago, we won.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:21 am

I predict 0-0 after extra time and England to l00se on penalties.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:25 am

I won't stand for this negativity and blatant correct forecast

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:32 am

Let’s get behind England. They aren’t divers, my parents were both born there and I have a nice red British passport in my bedside draw.
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:55 am

I'd feel a lot more confident if Bale-the-foreigner was in there with Kane.
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Post by sodelicious » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:59 am

I'm going for Sweden and England in tomorrows matches. With the QF if Sweden and England meet, I'm not sure, I really want England to win the whole shebang, but England was paying 15 to 1 to win it all, Sweden 125 to 1. $3500 vs $375, ya I'll have to go for Sweden, plus the women are hotter.
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Post by andybox » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:00 am

sodelicious wrote:
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I'm going for Sweden and England in tomorrows matches. With the QF if Sweden and England meet, I'm not sure, I really want England to win the whole shebang, but England was paying 15 to 1 to win it all, Sweden 125 to 1. $3500 vs $375, ya I'll have to go for Sweden, plus the women are hotter.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:01 am

Harry wasn't happy at missing the last match.

He's like a bull at the gate.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:02 am

Harry Claim!

I will score your goals too!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:06 am

He's Jimmy Greaves.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:18 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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He's Jimmy Greaves.
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:19 pm

Come on England!!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:24 pm

I heard Jimmy had a stroke, Ducky.

Due to his earlier alcohol abuse, no doubt.

I wish him well.

I remember him saying when he didn't play in the 66' final he was the loneliest man in Wembley

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:28 pm

This really does suck, as i do like both teams.......
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:30 pm

If we could go out to any team I am happy it's these guys

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:32 pm

Let's go Colombia!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:32 pm

Fuck you!

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Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:45 pm

Hah. The local cable network Sky Cable has just run an ad for the July 7th games of Sweden vs Colombia and Russia vs Croatia.

Seems they know something we don't.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:47 pm

That's some cold shit!

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Meatfree » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:48 pm

Just having a pre match Zebra burger in a Riverside cafe in Yaaarkshire.

Looking forward to the Sweden Colombia game on Saturday.

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by EMG » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:49 pm

Look

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by jessica_fletcher » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:46 pm

Right I’m ready.

And like every English supporter, the tiny, teeny tiny, minuscule dot of hope is there, that we’ll l not only win this but that we’ll win the whole fucking tournament.

I always say, Im Never supporting England, but then I get carried away.

I know we’re more likely to lose but I’m also aware we might not! But I don’t want to say it out loud.

Oh gawd

Is it coming home, or are we going home?
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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:47 pm

Go for it mate...

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Re: Carlos Valderrama vs Blighty

Post by bundes » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 pm

Here we go......

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