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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:05 pm

Thwack!

Nifty

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Post by NorthAmerican » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:10 pm

Liar! I see the grin on your face.
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:51 pm

I'm going to throw up from nerves.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:52 pm

We’re all supporting Croatia with you Bundes!
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:59 pm

Thank you!!!!

I'll have a drink for all of you today.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:00 pm

Any excuse!

#boozehound
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:02 pm

You always have to get a dig in, Fletcher

Are you Uruguayan?

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:04 pm

It’s not a dig, it’s teasing.

If you read my posts in the negative, that’s your fault.
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:08 pm

I took it as teasing!

And it's kind of true...

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:09 pm

Punch her in the face!

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:20 pm

I'm a happy drunk.

Not that I'm drunk. Haven't had a drink yet.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:23 pm

I'm happy if I don't get on the whiskey

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:24 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:09 pm
Punch her in the face!
Bundes is more likely to join me in stereo punching you.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:26 pm

In alphabetical order:

Colombia
Croatia
Denmark
England
Russia
Sweden
Switzerland

One of these teams will be in a WC final!

The other side will be battle hardened, but what condition wI'll they be in?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:27 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:24 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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Punch her in the face!
Bundes is more likely to join me in stereo punching you.
Id love to take you both on.

In many ways.

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:31 pm

You couldn't handle it Stephen.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:41 pm

I was a good chess player.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:42 pm

bundes wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:31 pm
You couldn't handle it Stephen.
He’d wilt
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:42 pm

Croatia are favourites in this side of the draw.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:45 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:26 pm
In alphabetical order:

Colombia
Croatia
Denmark
England
Russia
Sweden
Switzerland

One of these teams will be in a WC final!

The other side will be battle hardened, but what condition wI'll they be in?

Ummm you’ve missed a few....
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Post by Andrea1 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:45 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:26 pm
In alphabetical order:

Colombia
Croatia
Denmark
England
Russia
Sweden
Switzerland

One of these teams will be in a WC final!

The other side will be battle hardened, but what condition wI'll they be in?
It'll be Japan vs Switzerland, at this rate.
Germany-Argentina-Portugal-Spain. Brazil next.

Come on Croatia!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:53 pm

Assuming it's a Brazil vs Belgium quater final.

I think Belgium can take Brazil

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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:58 pm

Mexico are going to Destroy brazil.....
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:59 pm

Here we go!!!!!ImageImage

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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:59 pm

Gooooooooooooooo!
Croatia!!!
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:59 pm

Mexico winning, Really?


Ya ya Bundes! Have you painted your face?


Starting off with 5pints, atta girl.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:02 pm

I know you're looking and thinking what's a Thomas Delaney doing playing for Denmark.

His paternal grandfather was an Irish Yank who moved to Denmark.

This is the closest Ireland have got to this World Cup.

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Post by Andrea1 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:03 pm

Maybe. Belgium vs Brazil, Brazil win. I don't do (real) predictions, I"m superstitious, believe my choices/over confidence totally go out there into the universe and impact. Yeh, they're that influential. I WANT Brazil and Uruguay to do well. Croatia too, of course. I wanted Colombia too, but not anymore. Reluctantly.

Oh.MY.GOD!!!

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:03 pm

I was thinking how old is Peter schmeichel.
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:04 pm

Fucking typical Croatia.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:04 pm

Fucking hell!


2 goals in 3 mins!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:05 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
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I was thinking how old is Peter schmeichel.
Get him on as a substitute!

For his own son.


EDIT: can you bastards stop scoring when I'm typing.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:07 pm

Okay, everyone breath. And chill out...
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Post by simon_in_exile » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:09 pm

This is already more action than 2 hours of Spain-Russia.

Good beer/sunglasses photo, bundes. Are you there alone, or is someone sharing those pints?
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:58 pm

Fuck. What a half.
I can't do extra time. I'll faint.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:11 pm

Is this the Euros?

zzzzzzz....

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:16 pm

In response to an earlier question by Sode.

Why did I include "porn" in the thread title.

Denmark was the first country to legalise porn, back in the late 60s.

Being a fellow wanker, you should know this.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:17 pm

It’s gunna go to penalties! I hope so!
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Post by snowgirl » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:25 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:This is already more action than 2 hours of Spain-Russia.

Good beer/sunglasses photo, bundes. Are you there alone, or is someone sharing those pints?
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:26 pm

snowgirl wrote:
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simon_in_exile wrote:This is already more action than 2 hours of Spain-Russia.

Good beer/sunglasses photo, bundes. Are you there alone, or is someone sharing those pints?
She's having one for each of us, she said.
Who do you need to win, Snow?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:50 pm

This game is a case of premature ejaculation

Promised so much early on.


Who will leave feeling disappointed?

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:56 pm

My heart is beating out of my chest.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:02 pm

Sorry Bundles, I can't watch 30+ minutes of this

I'm turning over to Romesh Ragnanathan

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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:17 pm

Modric looks like a 47 year old 12 year old.....
Its baffling.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:22 pm

He has quite a deep voice too.

Considering his hair.

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:29 pm

I knew that would happen

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:30 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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He has quite a deep voice too.

Considering his hair.
Do you remember The Count on Sesame Street?

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Post by simon_in_exile » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:31 pm

It’s like watching England. Modric looks like the weight of the world is on his shoulders.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:31 pm

Penalties penalties penalties!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:31 pm

ooo...bad penalty.

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