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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:32 pm

Top ton!
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:33 pm

Bundes, how ya doing? How many pints in are you?
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:33 pm

I can't watch

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:34 pm

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Top ton!
No cricket reference

Where was the sound of the ball off the willow?


Nifty denied

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:35 pm

This is my life summed up
Hey life nice
Yeah fuck you 2 seconds later

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I feel sorry for Bundles.

I'd prefer Rock, paper, scissors

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:36 pm

Come on Croatia!

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:40 pm

Argh! I love ....hate...penalties!


I’m clenching
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:41 pm

That was dirty
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:49 pm

Well done Croatia.

I might regret going out in the garden and not watching it later.

But!

I have found a new cunning plan for England

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Post by simon_in_exile » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:49 pm

bundes wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:35 pm
This is my life summed up
Hey life nice
Yeah fuck you 2 seconds later
You were saying...?
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:50 pm

Bundes! Bundes!
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:51 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:49 pm
Well done Croatia.

I might regret going out in the garden and not watching it later.

But!

I have found a new cunning plan for England

What’s that then Baldrick?
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:52 pm

Luka you stupid bitch. Love you for the redemption.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:53 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:51 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:49 pm
Well done Croatia.

I might regret going out in the garden and not watching it later.

But!

I have found a new cunning plan for England

What’s that then Baldrick?
I go out into the garden when it's penalties.

To be fair, you're not the sharpest tool.

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Post by snowgirl » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:54 pm

What? What? Did Croatia pull it off??

Thanks Jess. It's the most ridiculous thing. Everyone who knows me laughs when I tell them I'm winning.
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:54 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:53 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:51 pm
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:49 pm
Well done Croatia.

I might regret going out in the garden and not watching it later.

But!

I have found a new cunning plan for England

What’s that then Baldrick?
I go out into the garden when it's penalties.

To be fair, you're not the sharpest tool.


Me?


Your cunning plan is to go smell the fucking roses?


:lol:
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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:58 pm

Well, it’s been a super fun football day!

I’m off to watch love island on catch up

Well done Bundes!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:58 pm

When you think of anything better email me.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:00 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
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Well, it’s been a super fun football day!
After yesterday, it's been dog shit.

Apart from the correct results.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:02 pm

Well I liked it, so there.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:03 pm

Super Slav was a right stroppy mardy boy on TV tonight

I'm detecting a common Croatia personality trait

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:09 pm

I just did like 5 shots


And apologized to be around me for being loud.

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:14 pm

You gunna pull a sticky tmrw?
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:17 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:
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You gunna pull a sticky tmrw?
Jess!
It's a bank holiday!!

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:19 pm

Fuck me, that’s great!


Crack on girl, SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:26 pm

Bundles, you were no fun tonight.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:27 pm

To be fair, I might need a new front window on Wednesday.

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bundes wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:17 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:14 pm
You gunna pull a sticky tmrw?
Jess!
It's a bank holiday!!
Bundes, are you going to watch the QF at Doolins on the 7th? If so, I'll meet you there as I'll be down in Van for the Pezworld pissup.
Everyone is a victim to a social worker.

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Post by sodelicious » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:52 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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In response to an earlier question by Sode.

Why did I include "porn" in the thread title.

Denmark was the first country to legalise porn, back in the late 60s.

Being a fellow wanker, you should know this.
Interesting, I did not know that.
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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:52 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:26 pm
Bundles, you were no fun tonight.
Wahhhhhh????
Why?

They played like shit.

But I was loud, obnoxious and SEXY. So fuck you.

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Post by andybox » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:56 pm

Heh Bundes, well done Croatia.
Hands have been clenched in a fist too long

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:58 pm

Thanks. Fuck....

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:59 pm

Cheer up misery.

Ha ha!

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Post by bundes » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:01 pm

Weeeeeee
I'm so happy I'd even show you my tits!

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HajjjjjjImage

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:55 am

Hey hey


We played like shit but....

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:57 am

My ex boyfriend of a thousand years ago sent me a Facebook request, wonder why.

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Someone's been imbibing

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:00 am

Me? Fuck yeah

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:05 am

I just hope we can join the party, there's a feel good factor about a young group of players

England vs Croatia in a WC semi-final?

It's not plausible.

But, it is possible

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:13 am

Do you English guys know Burt Reynolds shots?
I think I did about 8.

5 of which I paid. Stupid asshole

I need water.

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:16 am

sodelicious wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:45 pm
bundes wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:17 pm
jessica_fletcher wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:14 pm
You gunna pull a sticky tmrw?
Jess!
It's a bank holiday!!
Bundes, are you going to watch the QF at Doolins on the 7th? If so, I'll meet you there as I'll be down in Van for the Pezworld pissup.
I'll be there at 1045!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:17 am

Burt Reynolds was a hero of mine as a child.

Don't kill that memory

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Epic goaltending from both sides.
IMPRISON BUSH!

INDICT HILLARY!

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:27 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:17 am
Burt Reynolds was a hero of mine as a child.

Don't kill that memory

I think I've had 10 shots of it tonight.

I'm so thirsty.

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:21 am

^
What did I want to say???
Why did I quote?
I should go to bed.

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:33 am

Thanks for the support even though they played shit!
Its 931pm and I'm safely home.

I need water.
Fucking shots

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:39 am

What were you saying about the Bandit?


Take the nifty. ..

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Post by bundes » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:53 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:Bundles, you were no fun tonight.
Really? Image

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