World Cup 2018 Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament!....

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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:32 am

And he bowls ...

HOOKED INTO THE TOP DECK for the nifty.
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Post by mad hatter » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:32 am

boom!!
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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:33 am

Cunt. Yes mine doesn't count but I feel I have Right on my side.
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Post by mad hatter » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:35 am

no. post hoc nifty ergo. fuck orf ocker!
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Post by mad hatter » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:36 am

agent rack one up for me tnx
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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:38 am

I'm appealing to the INC.The word 'nifty' was not used by MH, nor was there a cricket reference.
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Re: World Cup 2018 Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament!....

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:41 am

The nifty is yours Flobster…..Hatter has disgraced himself.

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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:50 am

Well, I give it up because of post hoc, but I think it should be void.
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Post by mad hatter » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:04 am

how does one note a nifty in the 51st place if a filthy crim has illegally taken the spot?
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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:08 am

It was a non-nifty.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:42 am

Agent is going to be all over this one!

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:17 pm

Hahahaha....
What a bunch if amateurs.
Another wasted nifty.

#niftydenied
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:36 pm

What a load of rubbish the last few days have been at the World Cup of Nifty 2018.....
Punters, whifffers, divers, kants, and cheeets.
Its like a bunch of south americans have taken over the posters around here.

Lets get your shit together people, and make this last weeek of the tournament the most amazing display of nifty and top tons ever collected on a single branch.

Get! In!


Tournament Table
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SD - 13
009 - 7
Lincs - 7
LS - 6
Bun - 2
Flob - 2
JFletch - 1
AndyB - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:11 pm

Updates! Updates! Updates!

Tournament Table
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SD - 13
009 - 8
Lincs - 7
LS - 6
Bun - 2
Flob - 2
JFletch - 1
AndyB - 1
Kbo - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:32 pm

Close contest for that silver position!

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:51 pm

Yep, im catching up!
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Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:34 pm

Weirdos.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:52 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:11 pm
Updates! Updates! Updates!

Tournament Table
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SD - 13
009 - 8
Lincs - 7
LS - 6
Bun - 2
Flob - 2
JFletch - 1
AndyB - 1
Kbo - 1
Pi55er - 1

I call bullshit.....i'm going to waste my valuable time tommorow going back and checking all the nifties because i'm pretty certain that I am the Nifty master.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:25 pm

Seriously, only 2 niftys while i was gone?....


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SD - 14
009 - 8
Lincs - 7
LS - 6
Bun - 2
Flob - 2
AndyB - 1
JFletch - 1
DStorm - 1
Kbo - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:31 pm

Lincoln will challenge.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:38 pm

Ya, i was bummmed i wasnt here on the stew for the big game.....
Had to go to kansas city and work.
Ended up watching the game at a wanna be english pub and got ZOOOOOOOOOOOOIDERED!
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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:55 pm

Goin to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come. Sing it Fats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9O8XjZTrp4
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:38 pm

I'm yet to check the nifty count but rest assured I will be... I don't want to be disingenuous toward Agent as he's clearly made an effort here.

But I just can't get comfortable with having a yank doing the final tally...this calls for an Englishman at the helm.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:45 pm

You're the worst at doing tallies, Lincoln. Ask anybody in here.

Aegnt is tough but fair, and reasonably prompt.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:01 pm

It's been a good effort by Agent.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:31 pm

Indeed Agent has been fantastic...but lets not forget he's a Johnny Foreigner.

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:00 pm

Ah shucks guys......
Glad youve all had fun.
ITs not over yet!

I do wish id been here a bit more, but such is life.
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:32 pm

We have a winner!!!

Stephen_Dedalus!!!
Well Played! Enjoy the Win!
I pa55 on to you the Nifty Cup™!!!

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3 Cheeers!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!

Another great showing by everyone!!!


Final Tournament Table
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SD - 17
Lincs - 9
009 - 8
LS - 6
JFletch - 2
Bun - 2
Flob - 2
AndyB - 1
DStorm - 1
Kbo - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:22 pm

I fangew.

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