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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:00 pm

Its back, it my not of beeen asked for, but it is Neeeded....
Another competition on this branch is a Must.

The reigning cup holder grecian is MIA in his garden, so there will be no Repeat.
Its anyones game.

Who has what it takes?...
This is where legends are made.
Will your grandkids tell the story of your Triumph, or Disgrace?

I will keep track of all niftys and top tons collected on this branch.
They will be decided by the rulez laid forth in the great nifty debate of 2000whathevah year it was.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:16 pm

Tournament Table
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SD - 1
Pi55er - 1
Lincs - 1
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Post by andybox » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:44 am

I'm in, I'm laying bets that the filthy vegan from Lincolnshire will come out tops.
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:37 pm

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SD - 1
Pi55er - 1
LS - 1
Lincs - 1
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:05 pm

Lincoln rises to the top....

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Lincs - 2
SD - 1
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LS - 1
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:11 pm

Damn right...I belong at the top.

Let's be honest chaps you should make this competition about who gets 2nd place because not one of you bitches has the skill to compete with me do you?

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:40 pm

We can't compete if Agent doesn't count my nifties. Note the plural.
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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:51 pm

Furry Muff!................. After the recount....


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LS - 2
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SD - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:53 pm

You're a good man, Jack.
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:16 pm

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:35 pm

Read the title, and the OP.......

#NIFTYDENIED
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:44 pm

Ah, I just saw the word "Branch". Curses.
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:47 pm

Oh ya, i made sure to cover my a55 on that one....
I know what kinda people im dealing with here!

It was a nice try though.
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But in Flora's mind, that is the WC 2018 branch.
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:53 pm

Someone else has entered the fray......

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LS - 2
Lincs - 2
SD - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by EMG » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:01 pm

I had the first nifty in this branch and I played it so cool I didn't even acknowledge the nifty. I demand that count for 10 points.

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:15 pm

EMG - I disregarded you 'nifty' on account you made no reference to the nifty in your post.
See, you had the chance for the Glorious 1st nifty, but were just to. coool. to. take. it.
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Post by EMG » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:19 pm

How tacky to be forced to celebrate a nifty each time you take one. I'm more into subtlety and grace.

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Post by mad hatter » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:01 pm

Agent009 wrote:Someone else has entered the fray......

Tournament Table
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LS - 2
Lincs - 2
SD - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1
oi wheres my nifty you filthy stealing gypo karnt and dont give me any lip about some nonexistant rulebook!
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:26 pm

EMG wrote:
Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:19 pm
How tacky to be forced to celebrate a nifty each time you take one. I'm more into subtlety and grace.
This attitude is why you will never get a nifty, much le55 a top ton.
Look at it like this, if it was a nifty competition between ronaldo and me55i, it wouldnt even be a competition...
Ronaldo would get every. single. one. Each followed by celebration and the striking of a pose.
If ever there was a game where nice guys finish last, its the game of Nifty Fifty.
Its no wonder you are rooooting for argentina!
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:44 pm

Updates! Updates! Updates!

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SD -3
LS - 3
Lincs - 2
AndyB - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:49 pm

Lincoln sucks!

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:11 pm

Tournament Table
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SD -3
LS - 3
Lincs - 2
009 - 1
AndyB - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:06 pm

Did you get my nifty theft from yesterday? D-Day was not amused.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:06 pm

I havent even been trying and i'm in Bronze position....

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:07 pm

Tournament Table
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SD - 4
LS - 3
Lincs - 2
009 - 1
AndyB - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1

We really neeed grecian spam to get these numbers up.
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:14 pm

Update!

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SD - 4
LS - 4
Lincs - 3
009 - 2
JFletch - 1
AndyB - 1
Flob - 1
Pi55er - 1
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:35 pm

You boys are playing dirty.

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Post by bundes » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:59 pm

I'm too busy drinking beer and being OUTSIDE.

Also. Just being obnixuous and playful.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:55 pm

Going into the group stage...........................

Tournament Table
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SD - 5
LS - 4
Lincs - 4
009 - 2
Flob - 2
JFletch - 1
AndyB - 1
Pi55er - 1

Lets go people, lots of wasted niftys out there, lets make em all count!
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:01 pm

I have a lot of niftys to count......
Updates coming soooon!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:03 pm

Yes you do Agent.

I expect to be in double figures.

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Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:10 pm

After experiencing some technical difficulties, the scores have beeen tallied........

Tournament Table
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SD - 12
009 - 7
LS - 5
Lincs - 5
Flob - 2
JFletch - 1
Bun - 1
AndyB - 1
Pi55er - 1

Time to get that post count up poetasters!
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Post by Lincoln » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:52 pm

Bullshit...there is no way SD is on 12.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:01 pm

Read it and weep.

And that's not including the 2 I've been denied.

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Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:02 pm

Lincoln wrote:Bullshit...there is no way SD is on 12.
cheaters gonna cheat
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Post by Lincoln » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:06 pm

Yeah something fishey going on here Hatter....and I don't trust that yank either.

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Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:15 pm

and where are mine. cheating fkrs. make maradonna look honest....
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Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:10 pm

Lincs, the only thing fishy is your breath.
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And that's not including the 2 I've been denied.
And then there are the ones you didnt bother to give a nifty.

Whats funny is i kinda forgot about the edit rule thing till you seeeemingly busted simon for it................... lol.
Swing and mi55..............
Editted nifty.... You. Are. Out!
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Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:12 pm

mad hatter wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:15 pm
and where are mine. cheating fkrs. make maradonna look honest....
You hacked at that wanna be nifty like you were choppping down a tree.
How many swings does it take to get to the nifty center of a pstew nifty pop?......
5 if you are the hatter!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:20 pm

Who's going to take the nifty on the nifty thread?

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Magic 8 ball says lincoln wont get it....... Thats the best i got.
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Post by mad hatter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:27 pm

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Post by Agent009 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:28 pm

Lets see if we can tee one up for the hatter?.......
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Post by bundes » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:39 pm

It's been so boring without any games.

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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:51 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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Who's going to take the nifty on the nifty thread?
{insert comment here}
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:41 am

Yes

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Bowler starts his long run-up
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Post by Flobster! » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:32 am

It'll be a bouncer from the weak cunt this time
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Post by mad hatter » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:32 am

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