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Trump's first stroke

Post by BulletPark » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:17 am

How long do you think it will be before the President Elect has his first stroke/heart attack while in office?

Do you think he'll topple over on National TV or fall face-first into a pile of chairs after tottering weakly from the stage?

And do you think he'll make a full recovery from the first one or be stuck in a wheelchair pissing his pants from then on?

How many will it take to finish him off?

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Post by 5waldos » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:45 am

Why am I reminded of the song- "Only the good die young...." or even only a bit old.

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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:01 am

Nothing more profane and hateful than a demon possessed leftist queer.

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Post by 5waldos » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:05 am

Maxwell wrote:Nothing more profane and hateful than a demon possessed leftist queer.

Who are you referring to?

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Post by BulletPark » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:16 am

5waldos wrote:
Maxwell wrote:Nothing more profane and hateful than a demon possessed leftist queer.

Who are you referring to?


That Milo guy.

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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:21 am

5waldos wrote:
Maxwell wrote:Nothing more profane and hateful than a demon possessed leftist queer.

Who are you referring to?

Whoever wants to wear it.

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Post by 5waldos » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:26 am

No-who were you referring to? Empty headed you are not. Duh is not an answer.

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Post by rider5 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:33 am

It'd be awesome of he croaked a year in. But then there's Pence.

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Post by polardude1 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:56 am

He's been having seizures for some time. Oh wait, those are his speeches.
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Post by BeatRaven » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:03 am

I've seen 3 heart attacks up close this year and it don't kill 'em like it used to.

Maybe pray for a falling piece of masonry.

Like in Ben Hur.

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:38 am

Trump doesn't smoke or drink.

Unless he has a congenital hole in his heart that a blood clot can sneak through, bypassing the lungs, there will be no stroke. And I'm sure if he did have a hole in his heart, Dr. Zzzzz has already patched it.

Ergo, there will be no stroke.
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Post by eric84 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:49 am

AMI seems more likely with the KFC he eats.
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Post by avalon_ » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:50 am

Has he ever said why he doesn't drink?

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Post by BeatRaven » Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:06 am

I remember in England, it was so witty for the Guardian types to say of Obama, "we hope they don't shoot him".

I would feign offense and play the race card, implausibly and then later on after honing, nonsensically. They always fell for it. What won't a liberal blame themselves for, partic. black-wise?

With Trump, no such mischief is possible. Even Paul Ryan is hoping for a Ben Hur scenario.

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:15 am

avalon_ wrote:Has he ever said why he doesn't drink?

Yeah. Older brother was a sloppy alcoholic.
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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:53 pm

5waldos wrote:No-who were you referring to? Empty headed you are not. Duh is not an answer.

I was very clear.....whoever wsnts to wear it. Do you want to wear it?

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Post by BeatRaven » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:20 pm

Maxwell, what about the first rule of the internet:

At least TRY to be a little entertaining.

Is this, like, front page news to you?

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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:25 pm

It's crystal clear now that Obama is throwing a temper tantrum by insulting Israel and now Russia, It appears many of his bootlickers are following suite.

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Post by BeatRaven » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:28 pm

I'm like 35-40% open to your thing.

But your dullsville yet shrill and never entertaining stance makes you a scroll by.

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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:09 pm

BeatRaven wrote:I'm like 35-40% open to your thing.

But your dullsville yet shrill and never entertaining stance makes you a scroll by.

It's not about you.

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Post by cuchulainn » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:25 pm

I would be happy if he choked on a piece of well-done steak or had a heart attack while having sex with Ivanka.

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How can it not be about me if I'm the one reading asshole you?

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Post by Maxwell » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:53 pm

cuchulainn wrote:I would be happy if he choked on a piece of well-done steak or had a heart attack while having sex with Ivanka.

Nothing more hateful than a leftist queer.

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BeatRaven wrote:How can it not be about me if I'm the one reading asshole you?

You read assholes? Cool. Is English your second language?

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Post by Citizen Baba » Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:05 pm

Let's hope he pulls an Ariel Sharon.

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Post by FUUZ » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:38 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:Let's hope he pulls an Ariel Sharon.


?What if he pulled a Bruce Jenner?...followed by pulling a Cat Stevens!?
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Post by nycfellow » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:26 pm

Yeah, I don't think he's going to have a stroke. Though the OP title made me think of stroking DJT, which made me a little bit ill. But then I imagined Putin as Ernst Blofeld, gently stroking his pet's orange locks. If I were any good at Photoshop I might manufacture that picture.

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Post by shunter » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:44 pm

He could have a heart attack no problem. That would be cool.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:39 pm

shunter wrote:He could have a heart attack no problem. That would be cool.


Citizen Baba wrote:Let's hope he pulls an Ariel Sharon.


SUB wrote:I would be happy if he choked on a piece of well-done steak or had a heart attack while having sex with Ivanka.

You leftards don't get it yet.


rider5 wrote:It'd be awesome of he croaked a year in. But then there's Pence.

He does.

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Post by shunter » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:43 pm

Can I change my answer to the Sharron option? On reflection that's preferable to a bog-standard cardiac arrest.
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Post by Godjira » Sun Jan 01, 2017 12:27 pm

Trump is obese. He's in really bad shape.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:06 pm

Godjira wrote:Trump is obese. He's in really bad shape.

He's in better shape than the Hilldebeest, who was passing out on her feet last September 11.

Yes, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.


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Post by Maxwell » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:59 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
Godjira wrote:Trump is obese. He's in really bad shape.

He's in better shape than the Hilldebeest, who was passing out on her feet last September 11.

Yes, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.



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