The OfFISHial Brasil V Germany Semi Final Thread!

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The OfFISHial Brasil V Germany Semi Final Thread!

Post by grecian » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:52 pm

What a Classic!

South American Samba Football V The Square Head's efficiency....Brilliant!

Even without Neymar, I think that Brasil will take this in 90 minutes and it will be 2-1...

The Germans will start being Very Dirty on 63 minutes when they are 1-0 down...

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Post by steveogolf » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:19 pm

This is "THE MATCH" not to miss !
I say "Germany" to win !
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Post by Kilombo » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:13 pm

Go Germany!!!! I like Brazil but I think the chermans can really win that time.
Prost!

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Post by steveogolf » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:22 pm

This is a re-match of the 2002 World Cup Final which was won by Brazil.
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Post by harry_flashman » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:28 pm

Germans giving it large. You would think that they had won the world cup already. Arrogant as ever. Brazil have got this far with a shitty team so I see no reason why they should not go all the way. Germany comments will surely provide motivation. Question is will they be able to keep 11 men on the pitch for 90 mins.
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Post by Kilombo » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:27 pm

arrogant?????
Prost!

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:53 pm

I see both semi's as being really tight games, with all teams all under performing to a degree, in this one the Germans do look to have a more settled side so i will go for them to sneak it.
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Post by Nines » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:56 am

Home team wins.

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Post by Higgs Bossom » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:57 pm

I'll take the Germans 2-1 over Brazil.

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:10 pm

I just kant choooose!.....

Brazil is a team I always roooot against. The only team I usually hope for brazil to beat is italy, as I will never cheeeer the fascists!
I digre55...
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Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:29 pm

I can't choose either. I'll root for Brazil but I have my doubts that they can pull this off without Neymar.
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:41 pm

As bad as brazil played as a team (considering all the talent) with neymar.....
Im tempted to think his absence could pull the team together.
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Post by grecian » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:36 pm

I tend to agree, Agent...

FUCK!

It's only 90 minutes away!

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Post by davebt » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:58 pm

As much as I think Brazil will edge this.... there is something I can't shake.
If there is one nation on earth capable of going to Brazil and pissing on the party....It is the Germans.

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Post by grecian » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:16 pm

The Germans always pi55 on certain 'Partys'...

But have they got their towels down first, this time?

Klose? Mueller? Have they got a Striker?

3-0 to BRASIL!!

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Post by Aeneas » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:19 pm

grecian wrote:Fred? Jo? Have they got a Striker?

3-0 to Germany!!
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Post by grecian » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

Hey! It's a Matchday Thread and not a PerDICKshun Fred!

I like to keep the Bookies on their toes so they don't know which way I am leaning!

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Post by invertebrate » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:18 pm

grecian wrote:The Germans always pi55 on certain 'Partys'...

But have they got their towels down first, this time?

Klose? Mueller? Have they got a Striker?

3-0 to BRASIL!!


1:0 Müller!!!
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Post by invertebrate » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:24 pm

grecian wrote:The Germans always pi55 on certain 'Partys'...

But have they got their towels down first, this time?

Klose? Mueller? Have they got a Striker?

3-0 to BRASIL!!


2:0 Klose

3:0 Kroos

it seems they have a few Strikers...
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:26 pm

wow

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Post by Higgs Bossom » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:26 pm

Germany is a machine.

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:27 pm

As much as I feeel bad for brazil.....
It also feeels awesome to see the arrogant kunts get served.
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Post by invertebrate » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:29 pm

grecian wrote:The Germans always pi55 on certain 'Partys'...

But have they got their towels down first, this time?

Klose? Mueller? Have they got a Striker?

3-0 to BRASIL!!



well 28 minutes played an it is 5:0
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Post by Aeneas » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:30 pm

Schadenfreude!
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Post by rosstralia » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:30 pm

5-0 WTF?
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Post by greco » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:31 pm

This is so funny.

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Post by eric84 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:32 pm

Fucking hilarious. Love it.
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Post by Higgs Bossom » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:33 pm

the shots of the crowd in disbelief are funny.

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Post by truenic » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm

Holy disaster

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm

Time to raise the riot police defcon level.....
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Post by invertebrate » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:39 pm

rosstralia wrote:5-0 WTF?


This is what happens if you don't just park the bus and actuality try play against the german team
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Post by davebt » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:40 pm

Didn't see this coming.

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Post by andybox » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm

Zee Chermans are wiping zee floor with the brasilians. Great stuff, bye bye brasil.
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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm

Whos ready for the biggest comeback in world cup history!
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Post by Higgs Bossom » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:47 pm

No heart. They quit at 3-0. Pathetic.

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Post by davebt » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:47 pm

Humiliation

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Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:49 pm

What the fuck just happened? I took a conference call for 30 minutes and found the number 5 on the scoreboard when I returned. Sersly. WTF.
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Post by andybox » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:51 pm

Well dont take a conference call during the world cup semi final then snowgirl :-)
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Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:57 pm

It's my fault isn't it? *sob*

Actually my sister was madly texting me about each goal while I was on my call. I had the hardest time sounding professional. I felt like if I was watching I could influence what was happening somehow. Delusions of grandeur, me.
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Post by milton » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:07 pm

harry_flashman wrote:Germans giving it large. You would think that they had won the world cup already. Arrogant as ever. Brazil have got this far with a shitty team so I see no reason why they should not go all the way. Germany comments will surely provide motivation. Question is will they be able to keep 11 men on the pitch for 90 mins.

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Post by eric84 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:17 pm

Harry is right on the money as usual....
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Post by snowgirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:28 pm

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Post by truenic » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:29 pm

Blergh-well, all those people complaining about not having enough goals in a soccer game can STFU now.

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Post by OnTheBall » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:35 pm

Oh dear...I am glad the Germans are going in raw on the Brazilians monkeys.

7-0

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:43 pm

Total destruction
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Post by polardude1 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:57 pm

Yet another German blitzkrieg.
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Post by Higgs Bossom » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:03 pm

I've never seen athletes cry as much as Brazil. No wonder they quit. Soft and no balls.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:13 pm

Brazilian surrender monkeys!
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Post by Banastre_Tarleton » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:23 pm

eric84 wrote:Harry is right on the money as usual....


If this was a cricket match and the opponents were Pakistan you would quickly come to the conclusion that the game was rigged. There is something not quite right about this result

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Post by Banastre_Tarleton » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:25 pm

OnTheBall wrote:Oh dear...I am glad the Germans are going in raw on the Brazilians monkeys.

7-0



what were you saying about the superiority of Latin American football?

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