The OfFISHial Cameroon V Croatia Matchday Thread!

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The OfFISHial Cameroon V Croatia Matchday Thread!

Post by grecian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:49 pm

The Loooooosers of this match are with Spain - OUTTA THERE!

Cameroon were absolute Shite against Mexico

I think that Croatia will win 2-0 and then go on to beat Mexico and get through the Group with Brasil...

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:53 pm

2-1 Croatia

and the Mexico game will be real tight.

Tighter than a joint rolled by Lincoln.

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:54 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:2-1 Croatia

and the Mexico game will be real tight.

"Tighter than a joint rolled by Lincoln".


Definitely the best quote of the day !
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Post by grecian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:55 pm

Has Lincs been in the Zzzzz?

....he normally rolls 7 - Skinners so he even gets a last Toke after it's been handed around his glass Coffee Table!

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:56 pm

grecian wrote:Has Lincs been in the Zzzzz?

....he normally rolls 7 - Skinners so he even gets a last Toke after it's been handed around his glass Coffee Table!


Where is that PotHead right now ?
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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:58 pm

Cameroon is not going to win that match so it is a Non-Event. They will be OUT along with all of the other African countries.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:04 pm

You're a bit of a loon Steve-O

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:05 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:You're a bit of a loon Steve-O


Steve-O tells it like it is !
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:07 pm

No, you don't.
Really.

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:10 pm

Let's see, who is in the World Cup from Africa?
Cameroon -- Out
Algeria -- Out
Ghana -- Out
Nigeria -- Out
Did I miss any others ?
Oh, well maybe the Ivory Coast boys will get to Round 2 and then be eliminated rather easily.
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Post by Kilombo » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:12 pm

Croatia played quite well with Brazil. I have a 1 - 1 prediction but the african teams haven´t been playing good so far
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Post by grecian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:15 pm

Stick to Golf, Steve-o!

You know Jack Shite about Football..

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:16 pm

grecian wrote:Stick to Golf, Steve-o!

You know Jack Shite about Football..


I know that the teams from Africa are bad............ but most of them could still defeat Team England !
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Post by bundes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:21 pm

2-0 Croatia.

Sammir to start is a shock.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:22 pm

Who?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:23 pm

Didn't Sammir marry Diedre Barlow in Coronation Street?

He was Moroccan or something.

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Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:01 pm

Go croatia!!!
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Post by Kilombo » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:10 pm

I changed my prediction for a 2 - 1 win for Croatia
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:13 pm

I think i have it 2-1 Croatia

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Post by Tortilla Slim » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:42 pm

Game just got a lot harder for The Rooooon.

What a stupid move.
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Post by brodie_bruce » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:44 pm

Indeed. Silly fucker......

I'm guessing that Bundes is fairly happy right now.
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Post by bundes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:53 pm

!!!

Croatia isn't playing all that well though.
Hopefully they settle and score a few more in case it comes down to goal difference.

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Post by brodie_bruce » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:54 pm

True. Another goal or two wouldn't go astray.

At least you're not watching it on UK television - Adrian Chiles really makes me want to throw things at the television.
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Post by bundes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:56 pm

I'm a little disappointed we didn't get goofy nicknames in the OP.

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Post by Tortilla Slim » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:05 pm

And there's #2
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Post by brodie_bruce » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:07 pm

Should have been three really......
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:12 pm

bundes wrote:I'm a little disappointed we didn't get goofy nicknames in the OP.


Croatia doesn't rhyme with cheer up for fucks sake

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Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:29 pm

bundes wrote:I'm a little disappointed we didn't get goofy nicknames in the OP.

Degreed....
Grecians country nicknames are Wo5 lore......
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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:38 pm

What is it with the African countries in Brazil? They all really suck.


Is it because they feel guilt about the millions of fellow Africans they sold to Portugal?

Or is it because they now wish they were sold to Brazil as well?
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Post by Kilombo » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:42 pm

great game of Croatia
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Post by sodelicious » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:43 pm

I put 75 bucks on Croatia about a half-hour before the game started @ 1.45, that's lookin' pretty good right now.
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Post by Ryan » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:47 pm

Oh dear. Cameroon are collapsing faster than a rent boy's perineum...
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Post by Iolar » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:48 pm

Cameroonians fighting amongst themselves. Appalling.
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Post by bundes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:50 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
bundes wrote:I'm a little disappointed we didn't get goofy nicknames in the OP.


Croatia doesn't rhyme with cheer up for fucks sake


I've always been a fan of Croatian Sensation.

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Post by Iolar » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:55 pm

On RTÉ, Didi Hamann just predicted that Croatia will go far. They've played well in both of their matches. Obviously, they were robbed in their first game.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:58 pm

Yes, they will get to the second round.

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Post by bundes » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:58 pm

Ignore my GD comment earlier.
I don't know why I kept thinking Mexico had 3 points not 4.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:59 pm

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Post by Iolar » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:02 am

I think they'll beat Netherlands or Chile. Semi-final for Croatia, I think.

I wonder what's going on in the Cameroonian changing-room, if they were headbutting each other in front of the cameras. They must be kicking lumps out of each other.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:11 am

Bet a grand on it?

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Post by Iolar » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:20 am

I wouldn't put a grand on it, no. I have €500 on the Netherlands at 25-1 to win the thing. After today, I don't see that happening. I'm looking for a hedge, not a bigger loss.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:38 am

Money to burn.

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This will take a bit of work....
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Itll make sense...
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This just has to be done
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there is no other way
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i wish it didnt come to this...
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It had to happen on one thread during this quest
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Its almost time....
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Here we go!!!
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