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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:33 am
by Lost Soul
Lost Soul moves to the top of the table.
The crowd goes......
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Yay!

Lost Soul - 12
Geeeky - 8
Lincs - 7
009 - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 3
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Slim - 1

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:45 am
by andybox
No cricket reference, deduct 20 points, you're on -18 son.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:16 pm
by Agent009
What a sad waste of a nifty.......

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:40 pm
by grecian
What a load of old Bollocks!

FUCK ME!! Just noticed that Lost Soul was on a 4 Poster as well to nab the shite NIFTY!

Check it out!

I just got a NIFTY! and I see that Lost Soul with no Cricket Reference gets about 10 Points!

Fuck this Shite.....

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:43 pm
by Agent009
Its the four swings taht makes LSs nifty a load of carp!
So sad.

The Current Unofficial Table

Geeeky - 10
009 - 8
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 3
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Slim - 1

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:45 pm
by grecian
Cheers!

Looks like you haven't lost ALL control of this Comp' then!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:49 pm
by Agent009
Im playing a psychological game of nifty fifty, its all an act, part of the plan......
Its a long tournament.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:58 pm
by grecian
So...

Lost_Soul To55er went from 12 back down to 2?

WTF is that all about....

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:05 pm
by Agent009
He never had 12......

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:18 pm
by grecian
Lost Soul - 12


Above - about 7 Posts above?

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:35 pm
by Agent009
LS made it up.... FFS!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:38 pm
by grecian
Well you Posted that he had scored 12 above!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:08 pm
by Agent009
Ok sports fans!!!!
Heres the updated table......
Grecian is still on top.
There are only a few days left.
GET. POSTING!

Geeeky - 10
009 - 9
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
moe - 1

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:09 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Is that the sad cunt table?

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:10 pm
by Agent009
Yep, and you are a middle of the pack sad kunt!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:19 pm
by Tortilla Slim
I have 2?

Oarsum.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:38 pm
by grecian
Oarsum is like hth

It's Fucking Bollocks you Cunt....

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:40 pm
by Tortilla Slim
Your mother is cunt bollox you fucking twat waffle.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:01 pm
by grecian
I'll leave it for now...

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:03 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Lol

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:04 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Fucking arsebiscuits

twatcuntfuckduddle

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:05 pm
by grecian
Is everyone fucking either Pi55ed or taking Class A - C Dru5s on here at a certain time of night?

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:24 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
kant

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:27 pm
by grecian
You really do need some help, lad....

Honestly...

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:29 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
kaaaant

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:30 pm
by Agent009
Total kants!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:47 pm
by Agent009
I think geeky is up by 2 now......
Time is running out!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:11 pm
by grecian
As long as Stephen/James etc doesn't choke on his own vomit and Kill himself tonight then I am happy...

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:19 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
what a cunt

a complete one

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:26 pm
by Agent009
Only hours left in the tournament......
Heres the standings going into the final!

Geeeky - 11
009 - 10
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
moe - 1

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:53 pm
by Agent009
tick tock tick tock

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:52 pm
by Agent009
Extra Time!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:05 pm
by Agent009
Congratulations to Grecian!......
The winner of the 1st nifty fifty and top ton world cup tournament!

I present to you this digital cup!

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3 Cheeers!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!
Hip Hip Hoooray!


The final table.....

Geeeky - 11
009 - 10
Lincs - 7
Andy - 5
Dedalus - 4
kilimbo - 4
Slim - 2
Lost Soul - 2
steveo - 1
luz - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
moe - 1

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:35 pm
by grecian
GEDDON!

I want to thank Grumpy Gramps for turning up so it was easy to keep a Thread going with his shite Posts; I want to thank Agent, Lincs and Andy for pushing me to achieve my goal: I must thank Agent for organising it and still letting me 'dddd' several but most of all?

I dedicate this fantastic win to Weston's Old Rosie at 7.3%!!

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:02 pm
by andybox
Ok, I have an issue with the final tally. I work away, do 8 days at bum fuck remote Australia then fly home for 6 days in paradise. I don't have access to the stew whilst away, only on my phone, which I rarely use. Now, given that Grecian scored 11 and was found to be a thieving cheat, and given my mediocre tally of 5 is due to having less than 50% internet access, i'd like to graciously accept the trophy as the overall winner.
I'd like to thank the nifty meister himself, Lincoln, for being such a good sport and never talking himself up when he scores a nifty.
I'd like to thank Grecian, the voice of reason on WoS, and for his accurate sentence construction and sound arguments during the tournament.
A special thank you to Agent009, who will no doubt see through this travesty of injustice and rightfully award the trophy to the only true nifty fifty master, that being me.
And finally, a big thank you to beer, for the only winner is beer, always has been and always will be.

Thank you, thank you thank you.
"raises trophy aloft and acknowledges Lincs and Grecian crying in the corner".

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:57 pm
by Lincoln
andybox wrote:Ok, I have an issue with the final tally. I work away, do 8 days at bum fuck remote Australia then fly home for 6 days in paradise. I don't have access to the stew whilst away, only on my phone, which I rarely use. Now, given that Grecian scored 11 and was found to be a thieving cheat, and given my mediocre tally of 5 is due to having less than 50% internet access, i'd like to graciously accept the trophy as the overall winner.
I'd like to thank the nifty meister himself, Lincoln, for being such a good sport and never talking himself up when he scores a nifty.
I'd like to thank Grecian, the voice of reason on WoS, and for his accurate sentence construction and sound arguments during the tournament.
A special thank you to Agent009, who will no doubt see through this travesty of injustice and rightfully award the trophy to the only true nifty fifty master, that being me.
And finally, a big thank you to beer, for the only winner is beer, always has been and always will be.

Thank you, thank you thank you.
"raises trophy aloft and acknowledges Lincs and Grecian crying in the corner".



Well written...delusional but well written!

I think my bronze is a decent result given that i have to now work fora living.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:07 am
by Lost Soul
grecian wrote:So...

Lost_Soul To55er went from 12 back down to 2?

WTF is that all about....

I'm with Formula on this one.

This is an outrage.

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:34 pm
by grecian
I'm with AndyBox for being such a Kant to work "8 days at bum fuck remote Australia"....

.....Whatever that means!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:45 pm
by Agent009


Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:33 pm
by grecian
Cracking find there, Agent!

Best Post of the whole World Cup Branch!

Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:01 pm
by Agent009
Hahahaha....
Forgot about this thread....