World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

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World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:44 pm

So, by the time of the final whistle, who will have collected the most Niftys and Top Tons on this branch.....
Me, thats who.

Go ahead, try and beat me.....
Kants!


This thread will be used to tally the totals.
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:49 pm

So far ive got...
009 - 2
geoffers - 1
Lincs - 1
steveo - 1
Moe - 1 by accident, or did he stick it to lincs on purpose?...... Hmmmmmm.....
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:50 pm

Agent,
can i have some of what you're on?

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Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:54 pm

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:13 pm

So....
Geeeky and kilimbo have each claimed one.
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:09 pm

Oh, and thats another for 009!!
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:56 pm

Current standings.....

009 - 4
steveo - 1
moe - 1
kilimbo - 1
Ross - 1
Andy - 1
Geof - 1
Lincs - 1
Geeeky - 1
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Jun 15, 2014 7:58 pm

Quick update....
Geeky moves into 2nd.

009 - 4
Geeeky - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
kilimbo - 1
Ross - 1
Andy - 1
Geof - 1
Lincs - 1
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lincoln » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:34 pm

Is this you laying down the gauntlet agent?

Well bring it on dude,everyone knows i am the master of the nifty, EVERYONE.

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:34 am

Bring it, lincs!

Latest standings.....

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Geeeky - 2
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Andy - 1
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Kilombo » Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:02 am

you are cheating Agent. You are doing an OP with the only intention to make another Nifty.
Prost!

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Latests standings.....

009 - 4
Andy - 2
Geeeky - 2
kilimbo - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
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Dedalus - 1
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:53 pm

i don't think this will be a nifty

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Post by Kilombo » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:57 pm

This will be one but slowly
Prost!

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Post by grecian » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:58 pm

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:51 pm

Limited opportunity really...can't we extend it to the weirdo branch?

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:03 pm

^ crying already lincs?........
I put you in 5th, maybe that will make you feel better.


Updated score.

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Andy - 2
Geeeky - 2
kilimbo - 2
Lincs - 1
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Dedalus - 1
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by grecian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:43 pm

I'm taking the Pi55 on the WO5 Branch while you load of Numb Nuts are chatting up Totty on here!

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Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:46 pm

grecian wrote:I'm taking the Pi55 on the WO5 Branch while you load of Numb Nuts are chatting up Totty on here!

Take it to the Wo5, stinkfinger!
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Post by grecian » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:49 pm

FUCK YOOOO!

I'll 'do' a Steve-0 now...

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:33 pm

Ok, it seeems weve had a bit of horse thievery going on......
IMO if you get busted editing a nifty, you should loooose it. Especially if you take 3 fucking swings. If you have time to take all the swings, you have time to write the pi55take before hand... Obvballs.
Typing 'DDDDDD' or 'i' instead of nifty because you are in a hurrry, does not a nifty make.
Type nifty fifty, then go back an make the edit......
And the game begins, will someone else post and make you loook like the cheeeting, dddddiving kunt you really are?....
Or will it sneeeek through?

Since this in not in the official nifty rule book, ill let the previous niftys slide..... (i will be petitioning the nifty board for clarification of the rulez)
But the fact is, you know you are a l005er if you get busted with the edit.

Latest standings....

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Lincs - 4
Geeeky - 3
Andy - 2
kilimbo - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Dedalus - 1
Slim - 1
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:43 pm

"If you have time to take all the swings, you have time to write the pi55take before hand... Obvballs."

That's not obvious to me!

3 swings then a dddddd takes about 30 seconds - to type out a cricket related NIFTY! takes far longer - and that is without the previous 2 swings!

Are you saying that an edited NIFTY! is not allowed?

How long have you got to edit, anyway? I assumed it was until someone posted after you?

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:47 pm

10 minutes to edit.... And im not saying you shouldnt edit....
Just dont get caught.
By getting caught, someone posts after you before you finish the edit, which brings up the ' this post has been edited' flag.
If it shows edited, its a penalty.

Kinda adds a bit more to the game.
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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:53 pm

So, it's ok but if you get caught, then the NIFTY! goes to the Catcher?

This is more exciting than a match between Iran and Nigeria!

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:58 pm

grecian wrote:This is more exciting than a match between Iran and Nigeria!

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ

As for going to the catcher, you mean the next poster?.... Hmmmmmm...... Interesting.
I guess its better then a lost nifty, nothing more tragic then a lost nifty.
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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:59 pm

Lost Soul sneeeeks in to join the race......

009 - 5
Lincs - 4
Geeeky - 3
Andy - 2
kilimbo - 2
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moe - 1
Ross - 1
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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:01 pm

I say it goes to The Catcher as s/he's obviously hovering and there, waiting for the NIFTY! chance...

That is unless you ban editing all together...

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:03 pm

There really is no way to ban it, just call people out who get busted.......
Thing is, i do like the long winded niftys, and would hate to see them vanish.
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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:06 pm

Anyway, im counting anyone who takes a nifty or top ton for this tournament, no matter what!
We can decide this at the next nifty fifty and top ton high council rules and sportsmanship meeeting.
Just something to think about.
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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:07 pm

They are Da Bollocks but as you are typing one out - some KANT nips in and sneaks a short NIFTY!

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Post by Ryan » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:33 pm

Fuck your niftys.

From here on in I will seek to accumulate, but not acknowledge niftys out of spite.
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Ryan wrote:From here on in I will seek to accumulate, but not acknowledge niftys out of spite.

Im sure i kan speeek for the entire Wo5 cummunity.....
Challenge accepted!
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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:39 pm

But what does it mean?

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Post by Lincoln » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:16 pm

I have no idea..

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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:19 pm

That is worrying that Lincs and me are the only Fuckers that doesn't have a clue what's going on!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:22 pm

it's actually comforting, and usual.

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Post by andybox » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:13 pm

This has legs

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:28 pm

I dont understand what you dont understand?

009 - 5
Lincs - 4
Geeeky - 4
Andy - 2
kilimbo - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Dedalus - 1
Slim - 1
Lost Soul - 1

Updated....
24 nifty fifty and top tons so far.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:09 pm

I thought it was already established that I was the PS's foremost authrotaay on the nifty?

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:02 pm

The standings say otherwise
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:33 pm

I beg to differ...

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:26 pm

^ Kant argue with the scoreboard......

009 - 5
Lincs - 4
Geeeky - 4
Andy - 2
Lost Soul - 2
kilimbo - 2
steveo - 1
moe - 1
Ross - 1
Geof - 1
Dedalus - 1
Slim - 1

LS picks up another.....
Wheres dedalus?
Figured he be good for more then 1 by now.
Most disappointing showing thus far.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:37 pm

I agree

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:31 pm

Is his band, again?
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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lincoln » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:49 pm

I am not sure...

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by grecian » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:52 pm

You...

Sad...

FUCKING........

Cunts...

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:21 pm

Who having it?

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:21 pm

I bet Agent is lurking...

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Re: World Cup Branch Nifty and Top Ton Tournament....

Post by Agent009 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:22 pm

Fair to say grecian doesnt want it.....
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