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As in Boom!


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I fcunikng roole steve,don't i?

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Post by steveogolf » Tue May 27, 2014 8:46 pm

Lincoln wrote:I fcunikng roole steve,don't i?

You fukin' roooool, dude ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by grecian » Wed May 28, 2014 6:54 pm

You two Bum Boys got a room yet?...

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Auntie is still to turn up and someone's entered twice!

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Post by mrpenney » Wed May 28, 2014 7:02 pm

What a sweet picture.

Though honestly, if I had done the Big Wedding thing when we got married, my husband and I would surely NOT have done matching tuxes--certainly not white ones with red ties. That's just too matchy-matchy.

--M.

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Post by grecian » Wed May 28, 2014 7:21 pm

mrpenney wrote:What a sweet picture.

Though honestly, if I had done the Big Wedding thing when we got married, my husband and I would surely NOT have done matching tuxes--certainly not white ones with red ties. That's just too matchy-matchy.

--M.


Made I nearly LOL!

Where was that then, MrP? I assume West Side and defo not South Mid like Louisiana?..

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Post by grecian » Wed May 28, 2014 7:40 pm

Whoo the feck is 'Deedge'??

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Post by Agent009 » Wed May 28, 2014 8:56 pm

--M. wrote:What a sweet picture.

That's just too matchy-matchy.

They did change it up a bit......
Though i do wonder if how much drama was involved over who gets teh sideburns and who gets teh goateee.........
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Post by grecian » Wed May 28, 2014 11:01 pm

Uuuuuurrggghhh!

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Post by mrpenney » Thu May 29, 2014 3:59 am

grecian wrote:
Where was that then, MrP? I assume West Side and defo not South Mid like Louisiana?..


Chicago. Same-sex marriage was legalized here in February; we got 'er done a few days later.

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Post by andybox » Thu May 29, 2014 9:43 am

Geeky, that site sends my computer into a meltdown. You sure it's to be trusted?

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Post by steveogolf » Thu May 29, 2014 4:53 pm

For the first time I looked at Team U.S.A.'s Round 1 Group -- Holy Shit, not a weak team there. This has got to be the Number 1 GROUP OF DEATH ! How could they can't possibly get past 2 of those powerhouse teams? -- Germany, Portugal, and Ghana. There would have to be big upsets for Team U.S.A. to advance.
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Post by grecian » Thu May 29, 2014 5:54 pm

There are a few Group of Deaths, Steve-0 including the US, Australia and England!

You are already registered, Andy, and I'm in and out of it like a Dog's Dick and never had any problems...Wassup?

Funny as someone in another League has gone England to win all their Group matches 676 - 0!

Congratulations, MrP! Shall I send Flowers or Cake?

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steveogolf wrote:For the first time I looked at Team U.S.A.'s Round 1 Group -- Holy Shit, not a weak team there. This has got to be the Number 1 GROUP OF DEATH ! How could they can't possibly get past 2 of those powerhouse teams? -- Germany, Portugal, and Ghana. There would have to be big upsets for Team U.S.A. to advance.


And yet...the Europe-based commentators all picked other groups as the Group of Death. I think it's because they still think of USA as a minnow.

Truth is, on a good day we're as good as Portugal (which is basically Cristiano Ronaldo and ten of his drinking (and/or fucking*) buddies), so we'd be a 50/50 bet to go through--if it weren't for the fact that we have this strange inability to beat Ghana, a team that on paper we should be better than.

So hopefully we lose to Germany 1-nil, beat Ghana finally, and then a draw with Portugal might get us through on goal-diffs.

--M.

*There is, actually, no factual basis for the many rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo is gay. There is no question, however, that his hairdresser is gay. If the guy just got a middle-aged straight man to butcher his hair a few times, and if he stopped taking off his shirt so much, the rumors would stop. OK, fine, no they wouldn't--soccer fans are cruel people.

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Post by Agent009 » Thu May 29, 2014 6:50 pm

CR7 cannot be on team queeer, as gay euromen dont knock up waffle house waitre55es from central florida........
Sorted.

The usa ghana jinx sucks, and must end this time around.
If team seppo can keeep a lid on CR7, they have a chance to beat portuagal.
Germany is dealing with quite a few injuries, and the yanks did beat a non full strenghth germany in a friendly last year.
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Post by grecian » Thu May 29, 2014 7:20 pm

So you think that Ronaldo is Gay or is it more like that you'd want to think that Ronoldo was Gay, MrP..

Is he really a Gay Icon?

I so bet you'd get Messy with Messi?

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Post by bundes » Thu May 29, 2014 7:21 pm

He needs to butch up by stopping with the overly waxed eyebrows.

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Post by mrpenney » Fri May 30, 2014 2:13 am

grecian wrote:So you think that Ronaldo is Gay or is it more like that you'd want to think that Ronoldo was Gay, MrP..

Is he really a Gay Icon?


Ew, no. He does nothing for me. And I think it's mostly straight prople circulating gay rumors about him.

I so bet you'd get Messy with Messi?


Ha! Yes, Messi's more my type.

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Post by grecian » Fri May 30, 2014 6:06 pm

Just got a Fenerbahce Fan to join even though Turkey are not in the World Cup!

So you are more of a Dude fan than a Bradley Cooper?...You like a bit of Ruff?

(I don't know whay I posted that shite!)

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Post by andybox » Fri May 30, 2014 9:57 pm

That site is messing with my laptop Grecian, takes ages to load a message once I post it. I cant open or close anything till it's done.

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Post by grecian » Sat May 31, 2014 6:31 pm

Like I Own the Site, Andy?

26 have entered and you are the first to start 'avin' a go!

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Post by davebt » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:18 am

Haven't got any wrong yet so I must have won by now.

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Post by grecian » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:09 pm

Well i'm last in the 26 so I must have done something wrong!

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:19 pm

A devastating blow to the pockets of child prostitutes in brazil.....
Ribery has been ruled out.
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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:09 pm

Fuck!

Even worse, you can't say to the Waitress "This chicken is Ribery" and they reply "Well Fuck You wery mush!"

It was Ribery and Benzema that had paid underage Sex?...I wouldn't be surprised if that is linked to his 'injury'...Court case soon?

He's one Ugly Fuggler so not surprised at all that he has to pay for a hand job...

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Post by Kilombo » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:07 pm

Well Geeky you must understand. Not every football player is the Beckham Style Kunt.
Prost!

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Post by Nines » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:09 pm

Sports Illustrated is picking Argentina over Brazil in the final.

You can't edit your picks in this pool?

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Post by grecian » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:25 pm

Oh Fuck Off you two Tools and Fools...

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Post by Nines » Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:11 am

Nevermind, I found the edit button. You're toast now, Martha.

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Post by Higgs Bossom » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:30 pm

I have Spain beating France in the Final.

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Post by grecian » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:31 pm

I haven't even done my picks yet....

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Post by Kilombo » Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:04 pm

Higgs Bossom wrote:I have Spain beating France in the Final.

France very unlikely to reach the final IMO.
Prost!

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Post by Higgs Bossom » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:06 pm

What do you think of my pick for the finals, grecian?

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Post by grecian » Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:57 pm

Looks like I have to buy the site owner a 'Beer' to see them Hi55s!

I've had a few joining the League recently and have no idea who the Kunts are!

(If they start doing well, i'll just 'remove' them from The League!)

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Post by grecian » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:49 pm

I Hate Corporate McSHIT but that's not bad - Geeky Junior is 2nd in from the left in the closing credits!

IMPORTANT NEWS SO LISTEN YOU COCK HEADS!!

There are so many of you that just have over 24 hours to complete your PerDICKshuns!

There's a few of you who haven't perdicketed yet but there's also a handful of To55ers who haven't completed the Knock Out Stage yet...

YOU HAVE TO DO THE KNOCK OUT STAGE before a ball is kicked in Anger!

At the moment, Harry_Flashman, Auntie, Luz', Kilombo, Brodie, Ravers, Jack Irons, Bundes, Valderamma's Hair and Andy have managed NO Perdickshuns!

Lincs, Ro55 and CockoftheNorv HAVE to complete their Knock Out Stage....

I'm not wiping your Ass again so FFS PerDICKt, you To55ers!

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Post by andybox » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:42 am

Right, my perdickshunns are done. Green and Gold heroes to win against Chile then hold the Tulip fuckers and Paella tossers to draws. Onward they will march to the knockout stage, where teams such as those pasty white bastards from England will no doubt be shaking in their gumboots.

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Post by bundes » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:25 am

Done!
took 5 minutes at 1:00 am. I better not finish last.

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Post by Kilombo » Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:57 pm

I did already all my predictuns
Prost!

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sorted
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Post by Agent009 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:38 pm

Roll Call!!!
Who is who?
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Post by grecian » Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:45 pm

Looks like Andy still has to submit his Knock Out perdickshuns still....Daft Kant!

Bundes is sorted...

Beerfree? It's showing that you still have to do your Knock Out phase PerDICKSHUNS...

Agent? If you are JackIrons and Doubleonine then it is showing that YOU still have to complete the Knock Out phase!!

FFS! You and loads more have just over an hour to make sure you have it sorted!!

Just DO IT and look if there are any red letters after your name in the League...

It really isn't rocket science!

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Post by Kilombo » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:02 pm

Beerfree? It's showing that you still have to do your Knock Out phase PerDICKSHUNS...

correct Geeky. Ya hice mis predicciones.
Prost!

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Post by grecian » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:04 pm

It is STILL showing that you haven't completed the Knock Out phase, Kilombo!!

Fucking sort it out, will ya?

You have less than an hour....

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Post by grecian » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:57 pm

Loads have mi55ed the Cut Off now...

Sad Mentaloids - Ravers mi55ed both stages!

GO BRASIL!

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:45 pm

Somebody fucked about with my predictions.
No way I had Croatia beating Brazil 2-1 and Holland beating Spain 3-0

Skullduggery.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:47 pm

Oh that was James, I went the whole way down and then clicked random selection by accident. That was a bastard.
I hope no one did that.

Stephen has Brazil 3-1 against Croatia.

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You

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Sad

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