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Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by grecian » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:53 pm

It's FUCKING OVER, You Saddos!

I won £50 on the, obvious, result.

Now? Move on and stop your fucking Gun Crime; without Charlton Heston's help.

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Post by incognita » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:47 pm

Well, if we close the branch...US Pres Election 2012 will just have to take over the sports branch :twisted:
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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by Electrolyte » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:25 am

Have the Republicans conceded Ohio yet?

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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by grecian » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:48 pm

Arf!

Come on!! Just Cut the Fucking Branch, you Saddos...

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Post by korgy » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:33 pm

Do you have a problem with us talking about the election asshole?
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by Electrolyte » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:59 am

Not all of us want to forget that there ever was an election.

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Post by judik » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:12 am

I want to continue to bask in Schadenfreude
I know it makes me a bad person in some peoples eyes
Bite me
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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:27 am

I hear ya, Nursey. And I had the best of intentions, too, willing to let the whole thang slide after a a day or so. Since then, I've been exposed to the overwrought handwringing and siren-like wailing of the loyal opposition, resembling a group of infants in complete denial, walloring in soiled diapers of their own making, while hearing of all the imaginary ways the dog ate their homework.
So, now--like you--I'm kinda digging this Schadenfreude thing. I hope they are unable/unwilling/too lazy to learn a thing from this, and never change tactics. Long may they wave.
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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by incognita » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:36 am

The trouble Rove is in made me schadenfreude in my pants. :lol:
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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by Electrolyte » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:54 pm

Maybe we need a second election branch; a schadenfreude branch.

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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by grecian » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:08 pm

Maybe you just need to close the Fucking Branch?

I have Merkin Friends over in the UK who became sick of the Shite.

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Post by korgy » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:04 pm

Is someone making you read this branch airhead?
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:17 pm

It's my fault. I'm holding a gun to his head.
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Post by grecian » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:11 pm

BANG!

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Post by Electrolyte » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:06 am

grecian wrote:It's FUCKING OVER, You Saddos!

No, my friend. It's not over for another 358 days!

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Post by grecian » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:22 pm

You mean a whole year??

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Post by AnnieOakley » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:21 pm

He's a bright'un, ainhee?
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Post by Electrolyte » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:39 am

Doh!

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Post by thegreenlantern » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:14 am

987 days to the Ames Straw Poll!

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Post by grecian » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:01 pm

I'd rather watch an Amish Straw Poll, to be honest.

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Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:02 am

Close this branch and reopen toga's disho spew ghetto. Please.
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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by Electrolyte » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:56 am

No one is going to turn out the lights and unplug the band as long as the dance floor is full and the joint is rockin'.

Sorry if it feels like you aren't invited.

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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by judik » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:58 am

I'm over it
But apparently the right wing loonies want to draw it out
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Re: Can you close this Branch, please?

Post by grecian » Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:10 pm

Right Wing Loooosers 0 - 1 Left Wing Hispanics.

Looks like the Republicans ran out of White Male Rednecks to vote for them?

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