Please help me choose meth's sig line for a month

Obama-Biden or McCain-Palin? Or Paul-Hulka?
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Please help me choose meth's sig line for a month

Post by tph24601 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:55 pm

Eric's post reminded me, I own meth's sig lin for a month as he lost his bet with me (who would have thought the GOP couldn't win back majorities at both Senate and House, as well as keep the White House???).....

I am taking all suggestions.....

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Post by q5q » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:56 pm

the methiah: still lost in the wilderness
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Post by korgy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:11 pm

"OBAMA WILL LOSE THE ELECTION. I GUARANTEE IT." - methuseleh

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Post by Electrolyte » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:33 pm

Bill Clinton ran the country so well I wish I could have *bleeped* his *bleep*.

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Post by judik » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:09 pm

OBAMA WILL NEVER BE AHEAD IN THE POLLS
Or
I won the contest and all got was a lousy quote about meth
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Post by CatScanMan » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:28 pm

Some erotic gay poetry.

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Post by avalon_ » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:39 pm

I *heart* Obama. Hope and Change forever!!!!--Meth

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Post by Doc » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:24 pm

"I, meth, love and respect Barney Frank and he is my leader and hero".
As Aldous Huxley pointed out, "The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

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Post by tph24601 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:45 pm

CatScanMan wrote:Some erotic gay poetry.

hmmmm, tell me more, that's the best suggestion so far....

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Post by Espina » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:50 pm

How about the treaty of Tripoli sec 11?
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."
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Post by Fred Garvin » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:07 am

I'd go with either korgy's or Doc's so far.

Or just the word queer.
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Post by where2next » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:14 am

More of a PSA than poetry, but has a nice ring to it:

"Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

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Post by methuselah » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:26 pm

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Post by Ryan » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:57 pm

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Post by Lavite » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:21 pm

Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.
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Post by tph24601 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:01 pm

methuselah wrote:"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

you don't have a say in this....

lavite wrote:Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.

the day after the election meth actually said he will honor the agreement...

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Post by SeamusMcCool » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:47 pm

Al Franken for Senate!

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Post by BulletPark » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:44 pm

"I, Meth, have never had a blow-job because the mouth is not a sex organ."

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Post by Electrolyte » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:31 pm

"I, Meth, have never had a blow-job from Barney Frank because the mouth is not a sex organ."

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:50 pm

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Post by Godjira » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:24 pm

If the above post made sense to you, please consult a physician

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Post by incognita » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:09 pm

Participant in Election Fraud and proud of it!
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:56 pm

Lavite wrote:Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.


Coward surrender monkey who turned his back on his fellow soldiers talking about honoring agreements.
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Post by q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:12 pm

has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:43 pm

incognita wrote:Participant in Election Fraud and proud of it!


You don't care about election fraud. Hypocrite.
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:44 pm

q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.
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Post by q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:53 pm

methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.


c'mon, be a sport. six months minimum, at least 25 posts/day.

deal?
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:35 pm

q5q wrote:
methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.


c'mon, be a sport. six months minimum, at least 25 posts/day.

deal?


No. You be a sport and play by the rules established.
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Post by q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:41 pm

you're the one threatening to flounce because you lost a bet.
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:04 pm

q5q wrote:you're the one threatening to flounce because you lost a bet.


There was nothing in the bet saying I had to post for a month. The bet was that I had to use the sig for a month. I know you are the typical lib who wants to change the rules in the middle of the game when you can't get your way, but try for just this once to act like a mature adult.
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Post by q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:05 pm

welcher.
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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:06 pm

q5q wrote:welcher.


Ignorant moonbat.
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Post by q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:20 pm

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Post by methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:42 pm

q5q wrote:Image


That's about how I picture you moonbats.
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Post by judik » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:01 pm

Actually some of us moonbats posted out pics on Avalon's OP
Why don't you to see how close you resemble the pic q posted?
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Post by methuselah » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:05 am

judik wrote:Actually some of us moonbats posted out pics on Avalon's OP
Why don't you to see how close you resemble the pic q posted?


I don't understand your post. Try again and give me a link.
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Post by avalon_ » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:02 am

q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.

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Post by q5q » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:07 am

avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.
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Post by methuselah » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:36 pm

q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.
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Post by equus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:09 am

methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.


More homoeroticism. :roll:
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Post by q5q » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:43 am

equus wrote:
methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.


More homoeroticism. :roll:


yep.

meth's siggie should include something to the effect of smoking cigars, and liking it.

after all, sometimes artifice does imitate life.
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Post by methuselah » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:08 pm

More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.
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Post by q5q » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:43 pm

methuselah wrote:More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.


that's pretty impressive, coming from the resident cigar-fantasizing chickenhawk.
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Post by methuselah » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:06 pm

q5q wrote:
methuselah wrote:More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.


that's pretty impressive, coming from the resident cigar-fantasizing chickenhawk.


A chickenhawk who supports our troops while in battle compared to coward pusillanimous pissiant punks like you and Lavite. Being insulted by punk trailer trash like Lavite and you comes with the territory and is well worth it.
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Post by judik » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:14 pm

The irony of meth calling Lavite and q trailer trash is priceless :)
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Post by q5q » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:26 pm

judik wrote:The irony of meth calling Lavite and q trailer trash is priceless :)


he's ironically immune, judi.

priceless...and oh so precious, too.
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