Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

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Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

Post by eric84 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:47 pm

So, as you know, with Missouri called, I have won the Electoral College vote competition that BEA put together. Ever so graciously, the prize was to choose his autosig for a week. Korgy also made his autosig available to the winner (he had 2 other options but I like this one best).

I'm not much of an autosig writer so I thought I'd open it up to the board to choose appropriate autosigs for Korgy and BEA which combine wit, intelligence and a hint of snarkiness without being nasty. So, give me your suggestions for either or both and I'll pick the best ones.

Oh, but I keep the eternal glory of course.
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:54 pm

BEA- I may be psychotic, but you elected Obama.

Korgy- I'm a reformed Cracker.
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Post by q5q » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:55 pm

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Post by korgy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:57 pm

um, please remember -- mine had a caveat:

provided it is accurate if it is a quote, and provided it is attributed to you or whoever said it. .


if someone here supplies the sigline, he/she takes the credit.

(i'm not that stupid!)

i rather like LS's:

Lost Soul: "Korgy- I'm a reformed Cracker."
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by Felix » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:05 pm

BEA: his quote that korgy had in his sig line.

korgy: CEH
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Post by korgy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:06 pm

Felix, my sigline is from meth...

if you wanted things to incriminate BEA with, i have plenty -- but i'm not going to play that game -- until necessary (!)
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by Felix » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:10 pm

korgy wrote:Felix, my sigline is from meth...

if you wanted things to incriminate BEA with, i have plenty -- but i'm not going to play that game -- until necessary (!)


Ah, I thought it was from BEA in his hating phase.
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Post by Espina » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:11 pm

...for Korgy:

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Post by korgy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:13 pm

is Espina deng-rui?
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by i_have_shiny_shoes » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:51 pm

korgy wrote:is Espina deng-rui?


No.
we're discussing it, so it's not secret.

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Post by cowtown » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:54 pm

mutha is fixing
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Post by rider5 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:36 am

I'll certainly never take on a bet with cowtown regarding sig lines.

That being said, use his suggestion.

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Post by korgy » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:27 pm

mutha is fixing
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by Disco_Stu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:55 pm

How about this sigline:

"Mark my words: a black man will be elected president of the United States before Eric the thousand year mod gives up power."

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Post by avalon_ » Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:20 am

mutha is fixing

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Post by korgy » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:47 pm

mutha is fixing
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by avalon_ » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:42 pm

why do you say that, avalon?

Because your rules zap the fun out of it.

your view of what sucks really sucks, avalon -- and i do mean that as an offense.

Sorry, but I'm not offended by that.

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Post by korgy » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:53 pm

avalon_ wrote:
why do you say that, avalon?

Because your rules zap the fun out of it.


your only idea of fun is attacking someone who rewards you? pretty fucked up. apparently, you're not very imaginative either.
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by avalon_ » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:58 pm

Who said anything about attacking someone who rewards you?

Why are you so worked up? There's no need to name call.

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Post by korgy » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:17 pm

mutha is fixing
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by avalon_ » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:06 pm

Are you actually trying to say that you rewarded me then I attacked you? What was my reward?

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Post by korgy » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:56 pm

[sigh]

you're the one who said the rules for my contest reward sucked.
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by cowtown » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:27 pm

becuase your rules do suck

Thankfully, you offer an ample supply of stupidity for us to work with regardless
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Post by korgy » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:41 pm

mutha is fixing
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by cowtown » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:49 pm

stupidity to spare...


check the date of that post dude - it was a strange attempt at a tie-in anyway

so is that cum on your check?


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Post by korgy » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:56 pm

mutha is fixing
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by cowtown » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:12 pm

mutha is fixing
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Post by korgy » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:22 pm

oh, lighten up
"Iranians apparently disagree with korgy"

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Post by cowtown » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:58 pm

No wonder they fuck with you so much. besides being easy, your tangible bitterness is very satisfactory
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Re: Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

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Re: Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

Post by cowtown » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:51 pm

and again
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Re: Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

Post by FUUZ » Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:20 pm

??? how did this old thread happen to appear here? The last post b4 mine is by cowtown in April 2012.
then, a few minutes ago in March 2016, it pops up! Sacre blu! how did this occur?

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Re: Please help me choose Korgy and BEA's Signature Line

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