eSwatini trip report

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eSwatini trip report

Post by Shavenhead » Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:43 pm

Crossed the border at Namaacha and they confiscated a box of Avos I was trying to smuggle in from Mozambique. They didn't find the other three boxes that was hidden beneath all my other shit, so that was a win.

By the time I reached Manzini it was dark.

At 01h30 I found myself at the blackjack table amongst a bunch of scumbags with a conveybelt of double whiskeys at the Royal Swazi Sun in Mbabane. The cunts raped me, and I think the croupier was in on the game.

It was a lose/lose trip.

I just wish the road would finally end.
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Re: eSwatini trip report

Post by Shavenhead » Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:47 pm

Fuck this.
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Re: eSwatini trip report

Post by EMG » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:15 am

Where are the photos?

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Re: eSwatini trip report

Post by leela » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:47 am

I'm just trying to save eSwatini for the day it's the answer to a pub quiz question.
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Post by DCComic » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:14 am

That might be a great story.
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Re: eSwatini trip report

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:29 am

Shavenhead wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:47 pm
Fuck this.
Perth awaits.
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