Bahrain...have you been?

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:44 pm

I've just entered a competition to go there and I think i'm going to win.

So, whats it like ?

Have you been there?

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:02 pm

The competition ive entered is to stay at some new posh hotel that's "Made" its own pristine white beach....not my sort of thing but Mrs Lincoln will like it..i get the impression its a fairly small country but worth a week or two no?

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:05 pm

What about you Moe?....surely you've been

Moethebartender · Post by **Moethebartender** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:26 pm

Lincoln wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:05 pm
Hump hump hump

Of course. Weed is plentiful there. I'm sure you'll have a wicked good time.

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:29 pm

I bet you couldn't pin point Bahrain on a map could you Moe?

Perhaps you could watch a few TV documentaries about it and report back to me?

steveogolf · Post by **steveogolf** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:49 pm

My bet is that Mrs. Lincs comes back from Bahrain wearing a Burkah, and Mr. Lincs comes back as a devout Muslim which prays to Allah 5 times a day on his newly purchased prayer rug, albeit stoned to the max on that noxious weed.

strife · Post by **strife** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:11 pm

I've been, it sucks. You'll hate it. Meat-heavy cuisine, expensive, devoid of cannabis, big US naval base.

The End.

Moethebartender · Post by **Moethebartender** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:47 pm

That's OK. The chances of the OP being a winner at anything in this lifetime are pretty slim anyway.

strife · Post by **strife** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:01 pm

He sucks, jaja.

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:20 pm

Oh look its Felix and his little bitch mini-felix spreading the love...

strife · Post by **strife** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:32 am

Shut up.

mad hatter · Post by **mad hatter** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:41 am

how can you talk with moes cock in your mouth?

simon_in_exile · Post by **simon_in_exile** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:36 pm

Worth a week or two? No. I have friends who lived there while working across the causeway in Saudi. It’s a small island and I suspect a long weekend would be enough time... however if you want to get a few countries under your belt you could stay a couple of nights there then fly cheap to the UAE and pocket a load more mini-emirates on your embellished “country” list. Not sure if they’re flying to Qatar right now, with the recent childish blockade and all.

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:22 pm

simon_in_exile wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:36 pm
. however if you want to get a few countries under your belt you could stay a couple of nights there then fly cheap to the UAE and pocket a load more mini-emirates on your embellished “country” list.

Yeah I already did that...went to all 7 emirates...had a great time but yes,i extended the stopover just to up that country count....but it was worth it.

BeatRaven · Post by **BeatRaven** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:38 pm

Aren't all these sand pit nowheresvilles pretty much interchangeable?

That what I sussed from AmericanJoe and that loser who talks about being in The Sandbox, like that's any kind of real witticism.

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:49 pm

BeatRaven wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:38 pm
Aren't all these sand pit nowheresvilles pretty much interchangeable?

That what I sussed from AmericanJoe and that loser who talks about being in The Sandbox, like that's any kind of real witticism.

That can be said for Dubai,Abu Dhabi,Ajman and Fujeriah....but Ras Al Kaimah,Um al Kwain and Sharjah are noticelbly different.

I loved the emirates...a total unexpexted trip but pleased i did it.

BeatRaven · Post by **BeatRaven** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:56 pm

Noticibly diff. means diff toppings on the hummus?

What do you actually do there? Look at some sand dunes? Go to the bullshit craft market?

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:01 pm

Ahh man that's pretty lame...if you think that all the Emirates are just sand dunes and tacky craft markets,,,,then you clearly haven't been.

BeatRaven · Post by **BeatRaven** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:06 pm

Yeah. I clearly haven't been. So that's why I'm asking.

Is it like in Sex In The City 2? I've seen that at least 30 times.

Hard, hard pass based on that, except for the part where they all sing I Am Woman.

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:19 pm

Funny man...

Lulu · Post by **Lulu** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:01 am

I've been, just for a weekend trip from Saudi Arabia, I drove in and out with a bunch of batshit crazy teachers, we were mainly there to not be in Saudi.

It isn't a place I would seek out, but since you are so interested in the UAE, I'm sure you'll enjoy it and will find much to appreciate.

A few photos from my trip, 2013.

Street art near the souq:

A mosque I didn't go to, we were looking for alcohol:

A very cool Thai, I think it was, restaurant:

American tourist and sand flies, I've posted this before:

politicalstew.com

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