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Re: Gaza

Post by VinnyD » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:44 pm

Don't smuggle weapons, Mike.

I know you didn't ask for advice, just restaurant recommendations, but if I hadn't said that and then you were arrested smuggling weapons, not realizing that you shouldn't do that, I would feel bad.

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Re: Gaza

Post by strife » Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:04 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:
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Word has it they are going to love the Lebanon work visa in my passport.
The Lebanese are crazy about Israel travel too. When I flew into Beirut, Lebanese immigration took me aside for secondary questioning. An officer sat down with me an addressed me in Hebrew. I told him, in English, "Sorry, I don't speak Arabic."
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:56 am

I’m in Gaza.

That means this message is being monitored by Hamas, Hezbollah, and Baron Trump.
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Re: Gaza

Post by cuchulainn » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:13 am

What souvenir are you getting for polardude?

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Re: Gaza

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:21 am

Mike Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:56 am
I’m in Gaza.

That means this message is being monitored by Hamas, Hezbollah, and Baron Trump.
There are two 'r's in Barron.

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Re: Gaza

Post by mishmish » Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:55 pm

So tell us about the restaurants.

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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:15 pm

cuchulainn wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:13 am
What souvenir are you getting for polardude?
I was thinking maybe a piece of rebar.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:43 pm

I wonder if Israeli couples ever get into arguments deciding whether they want a sandstone color house or an off-white one.
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:07 pm

Mike needs to get up early every day and pray to Allah that nothing bad happens, and then continue to pray, as required, throughout the day.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:59 pm

Unread post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:43 pm

I wonder if Israeli couples ever get into arguments deciding whether they want a sandstone color house or an off-white one.
I',m sure Mike understands that light color homes deflect heat, That's pretty important in a country with 6 months of sunny weather.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:50 pm

mishmish wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:55 pm
So tell us about the restaurants.
I've had excellent food so far. Your standard mezze, with a few Palestinian twists (more heat), well done, and tasty grilled fresh seafood.

I'll post some food pics when I get a chance.
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Re: Gaza

Post by rider5 » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:53 pm

Good food? That sounds dangerous. Stevogolf is praying constantly for your safety.

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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:54 pm

rider5 wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:53 pm
Good food? That sounds dangerous. Stevogolf is praying constantly for your safety.
Because he's been here so many times and knows.
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:05 pm

We should all pray for Mike because The Bad Guys are all around him.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:39 am

I've had excellent food so far. Your standard mezze, with a few Palestinian twists (more heat), well done, and tasty grilled fresh seafood
Happy to hear that there are no food shortages
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:14 pm

I got polar an I ❤️ Gaza refrigerator magnet. I can’t say there was a rush on for them.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:14 am

Clearly, My cunt wants to turn the US into Gaza, with Ploadrude's help.

But why?

What do the Magic Deist's see that I don't see, other than the fact that the people in charge of the thought processes of the Dumbs are all for importing angry, clitorectomized people?

Perhaps Vinny the D can elucidate this aspect of our no-own-thought-allowed Dumbocrats? Doubtful, but asked nonetheless.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:25 am

MH
I've had excellent food so far. Your standard mezze, with a few Palestinian twists (more heat), well done, and tasty grilled fresh seafood.
Hunt will explain how Gazans are starving to death as a result of an Israeli blockade
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:28 pm

Wow, how off the wall and off base can you get?

LS and polar are competing for the title of Most Logically Challenged.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:09 pm

Unread post by Mike Hunt » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:28 pm

Wow, how off the wall and off base can you get?
We'll see.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:51 pm

Hamas told me about some Jewish guy in Philadelphia who can’t spell his own name.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:54 pm

Hamas told me
Hamas is a person?
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:05 pm

I Love Gaza.jpeg
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:09 pm

Nobody really loves Gaza, and you know it.
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Re: Gaza

Post by polardude1 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:23 pm

Awe, Mikey got a souvenir.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:27 pm

It's for you, poaulrd.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Electrolyte » Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:36 am

Buy a one week museum pass to save money.

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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:04 pm

I spent five days in Gaza and wasn't murdered -- not even once!
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:08 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:
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I spend five days in Gaza and wasn't murdered -- not even once!
You were lucky, Mike. It's like riding a motorcycle --- It's not "IF" you will suffer the consequences but only "WHEN" something very bad will happen if you continue to do so (In your case, IF you continue to go to dangerous places like that).
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:28 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:08 pm
Mike Hunt wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:04 pm
I spend five days in Gaza and wasn't murdered -- not even once!
You were lucky, Mike. It's like riding a motorcycle --- It's not "IF" you will suffer the consequences but only "WHEN" something very bad will happen if you continue to do so (In your case, IF you continue to go to dangerous places like that).
Once again, what are you basing your assessment on, steve? Your pleated khakis and golf score?
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:15 pm

It's the law of averages.
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Post by Mike Hunt » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:29 pm

What stats are you using?
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:35 pm

Why not try working in Congo next time? There is no vaccine yet for Ebola.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Moethebartender » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:37 pm

Steveo shits his pants when he sees his shadow. Why was this dumb cunt posting on a travel forum to begin with?
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Re: Gaza

Post by strife » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:39 pm

I'm skirred!
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Gaza

Post by VinnyD » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:41 pm

There is an Ebola vaccine.

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Re: Gaza

Post by Chip_Oatley » Fri Jul 19, 2019 2:47 pm

Electrolyte wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:36 am
Buy a one week museum pass to save money.
And take the open-air Big Bus.

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Re: Gaza

Post by simon_in_exile » Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:36 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:04 pm
I spent five days in Gaza and wasn't murdered -- not even once!
Still there? Do they use Israeli Shekels or a mixture of currencies? And did you get to the beach? Must be pretty toasty at this time of year, even near the coast.
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Re: Gaza

Post by steveogolf » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:57 pm

VinnyD wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:41 pm
There is an Ebola vaccine.
None that are clinically approved for use by human beings.
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Re: Gaza

Post by VinnyD » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:17 pm

Ah. If that is what you meant, then you should have said something like "There is no vaccine yet for Ebola that has been clinically approved for use in human beings, although there is one that they are using on human being beings during the current outbreak, apparently with good results."

When you said "There is no vaccine yet for Ebola," I foolishly thought that you meant that there was no vaccine yet for Ebola.

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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:04 am

strife wrote:
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I'm skirred!
Like that time there was a goose on the putting green.
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Re: Gaza

Post by Mike Hunt » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:08 am

simon_in_exile wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:36 pm
Mike Hunt wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:04 pm
I spent five days in Gaza and wasn't murdered -- not even once!
Still there? Do they use Israeli Shekels or a mixture of currencies? And did you get to the beach? Must be pretty toasty at this time of year, even near the coast.
They use shekels, but I think they will also take dollars. The hotel was on the beach, so sunset dining. I’m not a good judge of beaches, but they looked okay to me, but apparently some sewage gets directly deposited in the ocean. Lots of families hang out on the beach at night looking at their cell phones and smoking shisha.

I’m almost back home. Will post some food pics if smypne gives a shit.
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Re: Gaza

Post by DCComic » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:19 am

Smypne would like to see any photos.
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