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Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:51 pm
by Shavenhead
Springboks had their first training session in Japan today and over 2000 local Japanese supporters turned up to watch:

https://www.rugbypass.com/news/over-200 ... g-session

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:10 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
They're getting excited about meeting you in the quarters and sending you home.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:14 pm
by Shavenhead
“They made a movie about the last time they played us – it’s our job to make sure there’s no sequel.”

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:40 am
by andybox
It’s getting closer, seems like yesterday that Aus put England to the sword at Twickenham.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:48 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Seems like yesterday that Johny kicked over that drop goal and beat the Crims in their own back yard.

Maybe Eddie is a mole to bring some payback.

England are 6 wins and 0 against the shackledraggers since 2015, including a 3-0 away series.

210 to 120 points (average score 35 to 20) Embarrasssing.

.....................

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....bong!!!!!!!!!!!

......................

Anyway, back to the RUGBY.

Wales have announced their squad today.

The ginger nut, Patchouli, has been named as back up to Biggar at No 10.

He took control of the 2nd half against Ireland at the weekend, but he needs to sort his barnet out.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:05 am
by andybox
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:48 am
Seems like yesterday that Johny kicked over that drop goal and beat the Crims in their own back yard.

Maybe Eddie is a mole to bring some payback.

England are 6 wins and 0 against the shackledraggers since 2015, including a 3-0 away series.

210 to 120 points (average score 35 to 20) Embarrasssing.

.....................

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....bong!!!!!!!!!!!

......................

Anyway, back to the RUGBY.

Wales have announced their squad today.

The ginger nut, Patchouli, has been named as back up to Biggar at No 10.

He took control of the 2nd half against Ireland at the weekend, but he needs to sort his barnet out.
20 years ago. Typical England, couldn’t get the job done in regulation time.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:22 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Anything to add on the rugby front?

Any news or insights from the Australia camp?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:49 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Samson Lee omitted from Wales squad due to questions about durability.

There seem to be a few squads only bringing two tightheads, and entrusting a loosehead to be 3rd cover.

So, what squads are left to announce, Ireland?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:53 am
by Shavenhead
Ireland and Scotland. Leaving the best for last.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:07 am
by andybox
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:22 am
Anything to add on the rugby front?

Any news or insights from the Australia camp?
No nothing, except their determination to deliver another failure to England.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:13 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Shavenhead wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:53 am
Ireland and Scotland. Leaving the best for last.
I wonder where Sexton and Conor Murray are in their injury recovery process.

I don't think it's even likely they will be picked for the last warm up game against Wales in Dublin this weekend.

It's not as if they have the strongest group, but with Scotland as their opening match the pressure is on.

I did say a year or so ago that they were starting to look like Dad's army. They do have a lot of good young talent coming through, but they are reliant on that Murray-Sexton axis.

I guess that is true of most squads regarding 1st choice No 9 and 10.

Lose to Scotland though and they are up against it with Japan as hosts.

Interesting.

South Africa and NZ are basically betting a 'bye' in the Quarter Finals

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:26 am
by andybox
South Africa and NZ are basically betting a 'bye' in the Quarter Finals
You're assuming that England make it past the group stage. Cockiness somewhat?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:54 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Ireland squad announced.

Main omission is Lock Devon Toner. Despite his 67 caps.

Interesting considering their recent problems.

It seems most teas are leaving out some "big" names, which has to be a good sign.

There is also a C Farrell amongst the backs.

They sure have picked a lot of walking wounded though.

...

In other news, Sexton eligible to play against Wales this weekend, having not played this season.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:28 pm
by Shavenhead
I see the Springboks have recruited ex Irish international - Felix Jones as attack consultant.

The last time we had a Jones as a consultant we won the World Cup.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:42 pm
by Shavenhead
The phony war is finally over. Just shy of two weeks to go before the start of RWC 2019.

Observations based on recent months fixtures:

- New Zealand, England and South Africa look sharp.
- Ireland, France and Wales possible contenders
- Australia, Scotland and Argentina - an outside chance but they look unconvincing.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:31 am
by Geoffers
It’s going to be hard for Hansen to drop Reece and Bridge. The rest of the team picks itself. Mounga and Barrett in 10 and 15, Whitelock and Barrett at lock waiting for Retalick to return. SBW and Crotty in the centers. Cane, Ardie, and Read the loosies.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:57 am
by Iolar
Ireland is just hoping to get out of the group.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:05 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
You've changed your tune.

Last time you popped up on this place was to say anything other than a semi final would be a disappointment.

Ireland havent become a bad team overnight.

They will won an easy group, then its game on in the quarters against ABs or Saffers.

But, Ireland dont have any Plan B.

But they do have a very efficient Plan A

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:50 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
10 days to go!

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:19 am
by mad hatter
Geoffers wrote:It’s going to be hard for Hansen to drop Reece and Bridge. The rest of the team picks itself. Mounga and Barrett in 10 and 15, Whitelock and Barrett at lock waiting for Retalick to return. SBW and Crotty in the centers. Cane, Ardie, and Read the loosies.
barrett on the side, p tuapaluto lock

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:44 am
by Geoffers
That gives another lineout option, but then Savea would be back on the bench. He’s too good for that now.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:02 pm
by Shavenhead
Meanwhile the Springboks are teaching the Japanese kids how to play rugby:

https://www.sarugbymag.co.za/in-picture ... -in-japan/

...so there can be more Brighton type miracles in the future.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:13 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
I hear Jake the Muss is playing Eddie Jones in the film.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:08 pm
by Shavenhead
Wouldn't it be great if Mike Brown stopped bleating like a gutshot Impala?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:09 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Yes.

He's a bit of a twat.

Probably why T'eo twatted him.

All shall be revealed (by Brown), apparently.

Ian Brown (Stone Roses) is also a bit of a twat.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:38 pm
by Shavenhead
Will he be writing a book?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:13 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
That was my first thought.

But who is buying that?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:31 pm
by Shavenhead
It depends on what juicy scandalous stuff is in the book.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:56 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
It depends on what happens over the next 6 weeks

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:51 am
by mad hatter
Geoffers wrote:That gives another lineout option, but then Savea would be back on the bench. He’s too good for that now.
Watch this space, savea will go as well

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Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:56 am
by Geoffers
ABs news, Jackobson heading home due to concussion symptoms, Frizzel flying in.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:36 pm
by mad hatter
All Blacks’ new attack shape explained https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby ... s-in-japan

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Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:01 am
by Shavenhead
I believe Sir Warren Gatland has been rubbing baby oil on his balls in final preparation for the RWC.

Any truth in this rumour? Seems like strange behaviour.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:18 am
by Geoffers
He said it was what he was doing.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:58 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Shavenhead wrote:
Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:01 am
I believe Sir Warren Gatland has been rubbing baby oil on his balls in final preparation for the RWC.

Any truth in this rumour? Seems like strange behaviour.
It's true.

I hear they're also manscaping after doing classes with those little trees.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:58 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
60 hours...

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:00 pm
by Shavenhead
Anyone want to put money on the battle of Yokohama?

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:22 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
I wouldn't bet a kidney or a mortgage on it, or a fiver.

There will be 2 to 5 points in it.

England vs South Africa final

Or, it could become of 12 other combinations.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:09 am
by Geoffers
ABs to put their mark down in the first game. Put The Boks to the sword, by at least 2 points.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:51 am
by mad hatter
Geoffers wrote:ABs to put their mark down in the first game. Put The Boks to the sword, by at least 2 points.
2 points, that's hardly 'to the sword! Nazis by 7.

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Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:22 am
by Shavenhead
Besides that game, on Saturday you also have France vs Argentina - possible group decider, as well as Australia vs Fiji - an upset on the cards? Then on Sunday you've got Ireland vs Scotland.

Let the games begin..

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:55 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Yup. They've definitely loaded the first weekend with great match ups.

Getting up early to see the Fijians show the Crims how to play rugby is going to be a struggle.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:38 am
by Geoffers
France might upset Argentina but Fiji won’t upset Australia.
Ireland aren’t going to lose until as they usually do in the quarter final.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:48 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
South Africa might piss in Geoffer's cornflakes

Inshallah

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:31 am
by Geoffers
Yes I’m sure you’d prefer the roiders Stephanie, but there’s a good chance both teams will meat again to determine the winner.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:31 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
ABAB

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:55 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
I'm mostly looking forward to Georgia vs Argentina, and some good old fashioned scrummaging and forward play.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:15 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
I see the wheels are already threatening to come off the Welsh WC campaign, with continuing problems at Half Back.

Former scrum half, and Attack coach, Rob Howley, sent home in disgrace for alleged illegal betting activities. His replacement will be former Fly Half, Stephen Jones.

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:07 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
It has been suggested Steve Hansen is playing "silly buggers" (my suggestion) after saying he had a full squad to pick from for Saturday.

When asked about Brodie Retallick, assistant coach, Ian Foster, replied: "he's progressing really strongly but I'm pretty sure he won't be there on Saturday. But you never know..."

Re: RWC Japan 2019, Tips please gentlemen...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:50 pm
by Shavenhead
It'll be interesting to see if the All Cunts decide to let Frankenstein out if his cage for this match.