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Post by Agent009 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:59 pm

Round 1 ended in an action. packed..... Draw!
What an exciting way to start the season!

Everyone, back in the Pool!!!!

-Saturday 29th September-
West Ham United 12:30 Manchester United
Arsenal 15:00 Watford
Everton 15:00 Fulham
Huddersfield Town 15:00 Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester City 15:00 Brighton & Hove Albion
Newcastle United 15:0 0Leicester City
Wolverhampton Wanderers 15:00 Southampton
Chelsea 17:30 Liverpool

-Sunday 30th September-
Cardiff City 16:00 Burnley

-Monday 1st October-
AFC Bournemouth 20:00 Crystal Palace
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Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:11 pm

There is a match scheduled for Monday, Bournemouth v Crystal Palace. Monday matches count, right?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:12 pm

Let me guess, everyone for City?

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:25 pm

Seeems more likely everyone will pick manure....
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:48 am

The Spurs for me.
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Post by Kilombo » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:15 pm

Lakers for me
Prost!

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Post by Kilombo » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:15 pm

Or TSV Leinfelden
Prost!

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Post by Meatfree » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:28 pm

Spuds for me too.

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Post by Lincoln » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm

Look at you bunch o'cunts playing save!

You have no balls....Lincoln has balls....Lincoln choses Leicester City.

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Post by Meatfree » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:12 pm

Has Lincoln been watching any football tonight.....?

Hahahahaha hahahahaha...!

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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:16 am

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You have no balls....Lincoln has balls....
Yes, but your old lady keeps them in a jar on the mantle in the living room.
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:18 am

Meatfree wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:12 pm
Has Lincoln been watching any football tonight.....?

Hahahahaha hahahahaha...!
Cracking penalties though weren't they?...the loss was a deliberate act so that we can concentrate on the League and Champions League.

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Post by Meatfree » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:56 am

Yeah, your focus is on that coveted 5th spot.

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Meatfree wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:12 pm
Has Lincoln been watching any football tonight.....?

Hahahahaha hahahahaha...!
Right back atcha 6 fingers :lol: :D :lol:

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Post by 2wilzgood » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:29 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:12 pm
Let me guess, everyone for City?
Okay, I'll lay Man City takes 3 pts from the weekend.
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Post by rosstralia » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:13 am

I'll go for Man Shitty.
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Post by Meatfree » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:42 am

Lincoln wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:28 pm
Meatfree wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:12 pm
Has Lincoln been watching any football tonight.....?

Hahahahaha hahahahaha...!
Right back atcha 6 fingers :lol: :D :lol:

Haha, fair play. Chelski deserved the win. Our back 4 was like it was a year out so ago, and that goal by Hazard was pretty decent, the cunt.

Anyway, we're too busy concentrating on that coveted 4th spot.... 😊

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:31 am

Wolves!
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:11 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Look at you bunch o'cunts playing save!

You have no balls....Lincoln has balls....Lincoln choses Leicester City.

Boom!

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Post by Agent009 » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:46 pm

Time to tally up the picks.....

L5oul - Spuds.......... Winner
SDead - Shitty......... Winner
MF - Spuds............ Winner
Linc - Leicester....... Winner
2W - Shitty............ Winner
WP - Burn............. Winner
Ro55 - Shitty.......... Winner
009 - Wolves!......... Winner

That was boring AF........... Everyone moves on!
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:16 pm

Fair sues to Pisser for going Burnley away.

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Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:48 am

Spurs for me next time please. An absolutely loathsome team but they'll beat Cardiff. Mind you I'd prefer to see them lose. Utter scum, unspeakable filth.

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Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:51 am

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Look at you bunch o'cunts playing save!

You have no balls....Lincoln has balls....Lincoln choses Leicester City.
Well played that man

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Post by Lincoln » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:56 pm

Where's the fcuking fixtures?...I'm in the zone.

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Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:16 pm

Picking winners in the Championship would move along a bit quicker.
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I'm down with Burnley, whoever the fuck they are, Jack.
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Post by rosstralia » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:39 pm

Manure to beat Newcastle.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:49 pm

The Yids

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Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:43 pm

Spurs
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:37 pm

The Mighty Manchester United for me.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:29 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:56 pm
Where's the fcuking fixtures?...I'm in the zone.
Here ya go!

Saturday 6th October
Burnley 15:00 Huddersfield Town
Crystal Palace 15:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Leicester City 15:00 Everton
Tottenham Hotspur 15:00 Cardiff City
Watford 15:00 AFC Bournemouth
Manchester United 17:30 Newcastle United

Sunday 7th October
Fulham 12:00 Arsenal
Southampton 14:15 Chelsea
Liverpool 16:30 Manchester City

Lost soul asks a fair question....
Who are burnley?

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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:31 pm

Who are burnley?...seriously ?

You lot want fcuking shooting,you really do.

Burnley is the home town of the worlds greatest ever fast bowler....google that.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:42 pm

I googled 'worlds greatest ever fast bowler' and got wasim akram.....
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:08 pm

Agent009 wrote:
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I googled 'worlds greatest ever fast bowler' and got wasim akram.....
Then Google is a cunt.

James Anderson is the greatest ever fast bowler...he over took the bacon last month to become the highest wicket taking fast bowler eva....and he comes from Burnley.

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Post by Agent009 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:58 pm

Kunt!

I pick, chelski!
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Agent009 wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:29 pm
Lost soul asks a fair question....
Who are burnley?

So i googled and fell into a wiki hole of shuttleworths and halls.
I discovered it's a small town up by Manchester, and was the world leader in making cotton things in the 19th century. The Clarets were one of the 12 founders of the football league in 1888, their hated rivals are Blackburn, and they have won the English title twice in 130 years.

Next to the town is a large hill called Pendle Hill, which means Hill Hill Hill in the last three languages spoken there (Welsh, old English, modern English). And upon that hill George Fox saw God, and founded the Quakers. It is also where the English witch trials occurred, which begat the Salem witch trials.


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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:04 am

You see....fascinating,most cool things have their origins in England.

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Post by Meatfree » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:20 am

Leicester

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Lincoln wrote:
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You see....fascinating,most cool things have their origins in England.
I drove about 10 miles on either side of Hill Hill Hill and failed to 'see' it. It is my shame, for it is a very nice hill.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:29 am

No shame LS....I didn't even know it existed.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:32 am

It's 90 minutes from your door, Lincoln.

Very sad.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:37 am

90 mins?...is it fuck,you try driving across snakes pass on a wet Saturday morning... more like 3 hours.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:08 am

With God, anything is possible.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:27 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:37 pm
The Mighty Manchester United for me.

This pick isn't looking too good at half time is it?...Man Utd down 2-0.

But here I give you yet more evidence of my giant testicles...I'm saying Man Utd with still win this one....BOOM!

You heard it right here first and you heard it from the Football Oracle.

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You're as bad as me on this prediction lark. Worse really, as you're a deluded twat whereas I'm just lazy. Have fun watching, why aye!

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Oh dear.....
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:09 pm

Well then, that was quite the turn of events!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:37 pm

Meatfree wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:51 pm
You're as bad as me on this prediction lark. Worse really, as you're a deluded twat whereas I'm just lazy. Have fun watching, why aye!

Ahem... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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