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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:30 am

This is the Hamwich nifty.

You go girls.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:41 am

Lost Soul wrote:
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This is the Hamwich nifty.

You go girls.
Well played.

And for today's hors d'oeuvre:


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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 am

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:43 am

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:09 pm

I had a feeling when we spent £100m the past few months - on a load of players that I had never heard of -that it suggested problems. Especially when you are buying from the French league.

Wilshere came on a free, I wasn't impressed with that.

The big soft as shite cart horse Carroll is injured again.

I wasn't that impressed with them replacing Moyes with Pellegrini either. He's won one competition with City. That's it.

How long to the fans start rioting again?

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:52 pm

Tomorrow, probably. Deluded wankers.

You'll be mid to low table, pretty much where you should be. But because of the '66 delusion, too many fans will think that's not right.

Aside from the fantastic heist they pulled off in making us pay for most of their stadium, fans need to realise what century they're living in...

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:56 pm

Nobody is more deluded than a Spurs fan.

Followed by Scourers and Geordies

I'm that order

Then West Ham.



You don'the really have much to offer other than the same post all the time, Meatfree

What do you do when Liverpool play at Carrow Road, do you sit with the Scourers? What do they think when they hear your bumpkin accent, must confuse the fuck out of them.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Agent009 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:19 pm

West ham will get it together and stay up.....
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:27 pm

"You don'the really have much to offer other than the same post all the time, Meatfree"

"What do you do when Liverpool play at Carrow Road, do you sit with the Scourers? What do they think when they hear your bumpkin accent, must confuse the fuck out of them."

Ah, bless you Deadlegs. You stay in that lovely little bubble of yours. Blowing, all the time.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:25 pm

Status check: After four matches, WHU is still sporting a clean sheet, with zero wins, zero ties, zero points and -8 on goals.

Wow.

Promote the Imps already.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:54 am

Definitely nul points aujourd'hui for this pile of steaming hot elephant dung.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:09 pm

Good news this week: They didn't play in the EPL, so they didn't lose.

Keep up the good work.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:21 pm

I note that their next three league games are away to Everton, at home to Chelsea & then away to Man Utd. That's three more defeats for sure.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:42 pm

The Hammers are a damn fine outfit and it's time for Jose Mourinho to fuck orff back to Portugal.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:56 pm

Like I've been saying, Manure is going down.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:10 pm

3-1 at the moment.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:17 pm

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:35 pm

In Basingstoke or Brighton?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:37 pm

Bruges

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:51 pm

Yeah right, you're no more in Bruges than I am paddling away on the Irrawaddy Delta with gay abandon.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:57 pm

Did you even leave the house today? :roll:

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:53 pm

Yes, thanks, came back with 5 books.

Kindly post a pic of you in Bruges and Hove Albion.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:55 pm

Pack it in you pair of soft cocks... there’s far more posters worthy of your ire than each other.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:03 pm

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:43 am

Good Moaning Jose!!!
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:54 am

Has he been sacked yet?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:58 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:09 pm
I had a feeling when we spent £100m the past few months - on a load of players that I had never heard of -that it suggested problems. Especially when you are buying from the French league.

Wilshere came on a free, I wasn't impressed with that.

The big soft as shite cart horse Carroll is injured again.

I wasn't that impressed with them replacing Moyes with Pellegrini either. He's won one competition with City. That's it.

How long to the fans start rioting again?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:34 pm

Why?

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by jedgarandclyde » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:40 pm

Good moaning again Jose!!
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:49 am

Has he been sacked yet?

I see that someone threw a cabbage at Aston Villa's manager. What a waste of a decent cabbage.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:40 am

The Hammers are going down quicker than Stephanie Diddlemouse on a Dutch ladyboy's cock.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:50 am

Villa is destined to meet Burnley in the end times.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:40 pm

Where did Waldorf and Statler go?

I do hope Waldorf didn't choke on Statler's peanut

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