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Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:22 pm

It is reported that this low class outfit are supported by violence addicted racist oiks - some of whom, unbelievably, even post on here - and that they are owned by porn barons who scammed a deal with the tax payers to rent the London stadium on the cheap, which we Brits are paying for.

Two games gone and they lie in 20th. There are another 36 games to play but they will not rise orff the bottom. They are most verily low class and if it means that high class Fulham avoid the drop then the Hammers need to sink at the end of the season.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:43 pm

Zzzzzzz.....

Always the same....

(including the reply that I am also 'low class', or somesuch other boring anachronism)

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:17 pm

Actually, you always struck me as remarkably middle class.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:50 pm

Excellent OP.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:24 pm

Not a great start for the Hammers, perhaps if it continues along this way they can poach Roy away from Palace?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:30 pm

Fuck no

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:42 am

Or Jose from Man Utd?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by brodie_bruce » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:00 am

Sam Allardyce is free after not getting the Real Madrid job.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:16 am

What about Sven Goran Duckisson or Ducky Venables?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:51 am

They could have Moyes back, but I read a rumour he may be offered the USA job....

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:35 am

Not even the magnificent Gareth Southgate could save this pile of elephant dung.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:47 am

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:48 am

You don't even watch football, duckhead

Do you want to suck my duck?

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:16 pm

I watched the World Cup, Stephanie.

What team do you support then?

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by harry_flashman » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:17 pm

it worn’t England that won the World Cup it was west ham
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:58 am

Oh gawd, the nutter has returned.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:30 am

Down, down, deeper and down.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:56 am

Status Quo are from south of 'The Drink' ya muppet

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:41 pm

Status Quo no longer exist, missie muppet.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:22 pm

Nor do Abba, but you still keep banging on about the cunts.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:40 pm

Meatfree wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:22 pm
Nor do Abba, but you still keep banging on about the cunts.
Yes they do - and they're releasing two new singles, you inane cunt.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/abba-new ... ad-2355490
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:45 pm

How soon until the Hammers downsize from their shiny new stadium?

When they are relegated? Or when they are relegated again?
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:15 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:45 pm
How soon until the Hammers downsize from their shiny new stadium?

When they are relegated? Or when they are relegated again?
A very good question indeed.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:18 pm

a) They don't own the stadium
b) They are in the top 20 richest football clubs in the world

But what do i know. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dummer are the football experts.

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Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:33 pm

When they are relegated? Or when they are relegated again?
In happy news, a bold two-step promotion, from L1 to the Championship to the EPL in just fifty-four weeks...

Replacing WestHam for the 2019/20 season, the once and future champions, Blackburn Rovers.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:37 pm

I think Hamwich will find a home playing Exeter and Lincoln in League 2.

Good on ya, Rovers. Someday Aston Villa may return too. But Leeds is doomed.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:04 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:18 pm
a) They don't own the stadium
b) They are in the top 20 richest football clubs in the world

But what do i know. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dummer are the football experts.
Are the British taxpayers not funding it?

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:05 pm

No. They are paying rent.

Being from Chelsea you know all about Rent.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:52 am

I am actually from South Chelsea.


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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:33 pm

FUCK.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:58 pm

Arsenal 1-1 West Ham - Monreal cancels out Arnautovic strike
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:14 pm

The Mallard Missie wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:58 pm
Arsenal 1-1 West Ham - Monreal cancels out Arnautovic strike
You got to have faith.

Though why that Arsenal mong ties his hair up in a top-knot defies any faith I have in Arsenal winning.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:37 pm

As predicted. Arse 2-1 Hamwich.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:57 pm

3-1. Fuck me, how much space did they give Wellbeck...!?

It's the West Ham Way.....

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:07 pm

In other news, City held to a draw.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:08 pm

Meatfree wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:57 pm
It's the West Ham Way.....
Fuck off Alan Partridge

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Meatfree » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:27 pm

Ah - Haaaaaa!

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by bundes » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:48 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:56 am
Status Quo are from south of 'The Drink' ya muppet
I watched a Come Dine With Me where one of the participants was a huge Status Quo fan. I'd never heard of them before that.

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:57 am

bundes wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:48 am
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:56 am
Status Quo are from south of 'The Drink' ya muppet
I watched a Come Dine With Me where one of the participants was a huge Status Quo fan. I'd never heard of them before that.
Just for you then, missie - an elegy to the shitty, low class West Ham:


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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:59 am

Status check: Three matches into the season has the ball peens sitting in 20th position out of 20 teams. You go girls!

They have zero wins, zero ties and three ignominious defeats, for a goal differential of -7 and zero points.

Even the world beaters of Burnley and Huddersfield are doing better.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:41 am

Maybe this thread should be renamed:

Low Class Man Utd To Be Relegated

Do you know the way to San Jose?

And give a little respect.


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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:45 pm

And the 'mighty' Hammers come from behind to beat a 10-man AFC Wimbledon 3-1 away in the 2nd round of the League Cup.

With 81% posession and 28 shots at goal!

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:08 am

Good Moaning Jose!!!

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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:05 am

This is a thread about West Ham, you doddering old fool

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:18 am

Ah, but Jose would be suitably qualified to manage The Hammers.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by jedgarandclyde » Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:51 am

Good moaning!!!...............................................And are drunk again Stephen?

And please do pardon me if i am not rude again in return.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:57 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:05 am
This is a thread about West Ham, you doddering old fool
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:26 am

I did think there was a mention about Jose in a previous post Stephen?

You are just like Grecian in that you just lurk and stalk on here drunk, and insult people.

It is self evident that you are spineless, and a coward for doing so while hiding behind your computer screen.
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Re: Low Class West Ham To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:58 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:57 am
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:05 am
This is a thread about West Ham, you doddering old fool
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