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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:05 pm

Your stadium looks to be only half full.

Where are your fellow true believers?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:12 pm

1-0 to the Imps after 7 mins... we're all over them!


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Post by Agent009 » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:46 pm

How the fuck did you mi55 that nifty lincs?!?.....
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:15 pm

I know how much you are enjoying the updates

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:16 pm

Agent009 wrote:How the fuck did you mi55 that nifty lincs?!?.....
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:00 pm

Amazing win for college he mighty Imps 3-1


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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Agent009 » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:17 pm

Lets. Go. Grecians!
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Post by steveogolf » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:14 pm

The Imps (Winners 3-1 over lowly Notts) are alone at the top of the League Two Table after 5 matches with 13 points.
The MK Dons are in 2nd place with 11 points; and
The Excretians (who lost 0-1 to the MK Dons) are tied for 3rd place with 10 points.
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:19 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:17 pm
Lets. Go. Grecians!
You evil bastard....guess who Lincoln are playing next Saturday?

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:15 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:19 pm
Agent009 wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:17 pm
Lets. Go. Grecians!
You evil bastard....guess who Lincoln are playing next Saturday?
Yes, The first place Imps travel to Geekytown to play the Almighty Excretians next Saturday at St. James Park.
But Lincs will have to wait until January 5, 2019 to see the Almighty Excretians at Senile Park closer to home (LOL spelling).
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:23 pm

Sincil Bank

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:30 pm

My spelling was intentionally incorrect, Lincs.
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:23 pm

steveogolf wrote:
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My spelling was intentionally incorrect, Lincs.

I doubt that...you yanks should learn to speak the Queens English.

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:41 pm

Not sure if there really is "Queens English". From personal experience I know that the UK has more weird accents than Lincs has joints in his Garage! There are some that are totally incomprehensible.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:15 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:41 pm
Not sure if there really is "Queens English". From personal experience I know that the UK has more weird accents than Lincs has joints in his Garage! There are some that are totally incomprehensible.
Her accent is called RP. And you and I are probably closer in sound to it than Lincoln is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_Pronunciation
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Post by steveogolf » Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:36 pm

The worst accent I ever experienced was while hitchhiking somewhere west of London. The lorry (truck) driver who gave me a ride was very friendly, and even offered me some of his lunch. But I couldn't understand a thing that he was saying, so, rather than being rude, I just nodded my head in agreement with everything he said. A weird experience. Maybe he was from Cornwall or some other remote place in England ?
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:26 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:36 pm
The worst accent I ever experienced was while hitchhiking somewhere west of London. The lorry (truck) driver who gave me a ride was very friendly, and even offered me some of his lunch. But I couldn't understand a thing that he was saying, so, rather than being rude, I just nodded my head in agreement with everything he said. A weird experience. Maybe he was from Cornwall or some other remote place in England ?
He was no doubt a Bogtrotter or a Hagis Muncher Steavo.

Still, nothing worse than having Her Majesties language being mauled by you Seppos.

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Post by steveogolf » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:44 pm

Our superior American English can be understood my everyone.
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Post by 2wilzgood » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:48 am

Lincoln wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:50 pm
I kind of wanted us to go out so we could concentrate on the league
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:28 am

2wilzgood wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:48 am
Lincoln wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:50 pm
I kind of wanted us to go out so we could concentrate on the league
Wish granted.
Indeed,there were well over 1000 Imps at the game last night,we rested a few key players,I get the impression that we are focusing on the league this year and the cup competitions can go suck a bag of dicks.

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Post by Meatfree » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:52 am

So, is Lincoln your Main Team this season now then....?

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:17 am

Yes of course...they've always been my team.

You should know how it works spazzo...when your local team is 3/4th tier then you automatically "follow" a top flight team.

T'was ever thus...unless of course you're once of those filthy pigs that doesn't follow their local team and only goes glory hunting...(Most Liverpool fans)

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Post by Meatfree » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:35 am

Yeah, you haven't talked about Manure much recently. Funny that....

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:07 pm

Early days yet Meatfree…...you scousers are already lifting the cup aren't you!


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Post by 2wilzgood » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:50 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:28 am
the cup competitions can go suck a bag of dicks.
Huge surprise this.

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Post by Meatfree » Wed Aug 29, 2018 4:12 pm

Lincs, we're certainly not going to win it, but however it finishes I'm happy to laugh at you deluded fans and your deluded manager for the moment...!

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Post by GLimpet » Wed Aug 29, 2018 4:13 pm

3-1 and sacked their manager.

That's not very kind.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:51 pm

Lincoln 1-0 up at half time against the shit-head Grecians.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:55 pm

Make that 2-0 to the imps!....fuck Exeter.

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:27 pm

Oh my!
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:51 pm

3-0 now !

They even scored for us..

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:20 pm

Grecians................................................. Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooidered!!!!!!!!

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:33 pm

They are the Mighty Imps after an impressive 3-0 thrashing of the Excretians at Senile (sic) Park in the Land of Lincoln.
The win for the Imps, which was their 5th win in 6 matches (with one draw) maintains the Imps in First Place in the Table with 16 points (The Second Place team has only 13 points).
The Imps are clearly on a roll.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:21 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:33 pm
They are the Mighty Imps after an impressive 3-0 thrashing of the Excretians at Senile (sic) Park in the Land of Lincoln.
The win for the Imps, which was their 5th win in 6 matches (with one draw) maintains the Imps in First Place in the Table with 16 points (The Second Place team has only 13 points).
The Imps are clearly on a roll.

Amen Steavo.....amen brother,

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Post by Flobster! » Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:08 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:44 pm
Our superior American English can be understood my everyone.
The sole reason for that is your TV and Hollywood being sold everywhere. I remember as a kid seeing my first American film and not being able to understand the accents.
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Post by steveogolf » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:07 pm

Flobster! wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:08 pm
steveogolf wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:44 pm
Our superior American English can be understood my everyone.
The sole reason for that is your TV and Hollywood being sold everywhere. I remember as a kid seeing my first American film and not being able to understand the accents.
There may be SOME truth to what you said.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:04 am

LCFC news .....Lincoln manager Danny Cowley named as manager of the month for his unbeaten run in August.

Today's visitors to Sincil Bank are Crawley Town.....the same fixture last year was 0-0 and one of the most boring games of football I've ever seen....I remain hopeful for an improvement today....ill report back later as I know you are all dying to hear the latest news of the Mighty Imps.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:28 pm

I bring bad news....

Lincoln City were defeated today for the first time this season!

To be fair we were piss poor in the first half against a very physical Crawley team.

The irony is that that the man of the match for us was the man who scored the winner for them....the cruelest of own goals.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:38 pm

An "own goal" given up by Mighty Imps; too bad. But on the positive side the Mighty ones remain in 1st Place in the Table with 16 points.
Meanwhile, Excretia City bounces back from their loss to the Mighty Imps by defeating lowly last place Notts County 5-1.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:23 pm

I'm starting to think that you and agent009 prefer Exeter to Lincoln….you pair o'fucking bumchumms….the only team deserving of your yank support is Lincoln City FC.

Lets leave it there and say no more about it.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:32 pm

Mr. Excretian is leading the Pickem tournament as we speak, one game in to the 256 game season.
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Post by steveogolf » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:11 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:23 pm
I'm starting to think that you and agent009 prefer Exeter to Lincoln….you pair o'fucking bumchumms….the only team deserving of your yank support is Lincoln City FC.

Lets leave it there and say no more about it.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:20 pm

You want an update on how The Imps faired today?.....of course you do.

Well, we won!!….2 bastard 1....hows about that!

We were 1-0 up then those Mac lads equalised with 7 minutes to go....did that get us down?...did it fuck.

With 3 minutes to go we got the winner and now sit 3 points clear at the top of league 2.


Have any of you heard of the musical genius that is The Mac Lads?

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:23 pm

A gift from Lincoln...




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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:43 pm

Awesome, Lincs. The Mighty Imps are on a roll. I see Premier League in the future.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:46 pm

Did you listen to that Macc Lads song I linked Steavo?

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:49 pm

Nope. Not into music shit, Lincs.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:09 pm

Click it then and your life will be enhanced.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:04 pm

Wow ! what a day for the Imps!

Unfortunately your favourite reporter could not get a ticket for todays home game against the much favoured MK Dons...

When the Imps went 1-0 down I thought "that's saved me £15!)...don't think I could have faced another home defeat.

But fear not! the Imps equalised and in the dying seconds of the game we won!!

Top of the league where we've pretty much been since the start of the season.

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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:41 pm

How many are promoted in that league, 2, 3 or 4?
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