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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:12 pm

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Post by Lincoln » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:17 pm

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200 whacks!
That fcuking hurts man...you take a double ton nifty on MY thread?

You have low standars sir!

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Post by Lincoln » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:18 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:11 pm
it the Mighty Imps beat Everton (Premier League), then they should be KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN, AND BE GIVEN 24 HOUR ACCESS TO ALL OF THE POTENT STASH IN LINCS' GARAGE !

Amen Steavo!...the game is on 5th Jan....all of Lincoln is talking about it.

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:29 pm

If you snooze you lose.
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Post by GLimpet » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:51 pm

Rangers 0 Aberdeen 1

Second time we've beat them in their hometown in the last five weeks.

Take heart from that Lincoln!

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:29 pm

It's another happy Saturday in Lincoln City:
The Mighty Imps 1, Stevenage 0.
Meanwhile, the MK Dons also won, 2-0 over Bury.
The Excretions lose again, 0-2. They are not very good lately, and are slipping in the Table.

Next up: Lincs goes on vacation, solo style. He will report back to us if he gets laid.
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:16 pm

I would love to get laid Steavo...its been a while :lol:

I won't be a sexpat though mate...not yet anyway.

So back to the Mighty Imps...yes! we win again but so did those cunts MK Dons...its hotting up at the top of the league,we're in second place but have a game in hand.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:10 pm

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What about this for a view eh Steavo?

You Yanks can’t compete with this.


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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:16 pm

The roof support for Sencil Bank is what intrigued me, until I cracked the case two years ago.

BTW, why is Lincoln Cathedral sporting a cell phone tower? It's bloody blasphemous.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:22 pm

You fcuking thicko seppo...that's a crane set up for the Christmas market.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:29 pm

I should have known better. Because every Christmas market requires a crane. :roll:
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:35 pm

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I should have known better. Because every Christmas market requires a crane. :roll:
We hang the Americans from it...they come here at this time of year to trace their ancestry.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:40 pm

Crane-based Christmas markets are the best.

Any market is crap without a crane.
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Post by steveogolf » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:28 pm

Lost Soul 1, Lincs 0 on the crane issue.
The positioning of the fucking crane destroys the majesty of the cathedral view from Senile (sic) Park.
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:37 pm

Its a temporary crane FFS...why you bunfucks focusing on the crane?

Get with the programme.

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Post by Meatfree » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:39 pm

Meant to be a decent Christmas market; is it still or has it gone shit?

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Post by Lincoln » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:42 pm

It did go shit a while back but for the last 3 years its been brilliant.

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Post by Meatfree » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:50 pm

Gluhwein and Currywurst....?

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Post by steveogolf » Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:14 pm

I thought about Lincs this morning when there was a report on the news that a marijuana shop in a local suburb caught fire and was a total loss. Oh What A Pity for all that pot that burned up and could have been smoked by The Lincster.
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Post by steveogolf » Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:57 pm

Lincs must be too stoned today to comment on my last post. Not sure he will be able to function to get himself to the hotel and airport for his flight this weekend.
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Post by Meatfree » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:17 pm

There's no rhyme or resin for that sort of behaviour.

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:28 am

steveogolf wrote:
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:14 pm
I thought about Lincs this morning when there was a report on the news that a marijuana shop in a local suburb caught fire and was a total loss. Oh What A Pity for all that pot that burned up and could have been smoked by The Lincster. :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's a crying shame to see all that hard work go to pot

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:05 pm

Fcuking minus 2 degrees c and my loyalty to the Imps is being tested!

I could have easily stayed at home today but then I thought about that Haggis muncher up there in Aberdeen and realised this is a warm day for Scotland so I’m off to Sincil Bank.

Today’s visitors are Morcombe Town.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:44 pm

Lincoln 3-0 up and it’s not even half time

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:01 pm

-2 C?

It is -10 C with a foot of fresh here. And more on the way.

Not to be-slight -2C. It can be chilly when you are underdressed and sitting on your ass. But if you are shoveling snow, you'll be sweating.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:16 pm

The hats are good. The jeans are borderline. And the gloves, or lack thereof, are the weakest link.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:01 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
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. And the gloves, or lack thereof, are the weakest link.

Indeed , i could not fathom why people didnt have gloves on....it was fcuking arctic today.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:10 pm

A good last day in Lincoln City for the Lincster with the 3-0 win by The Mighty Imps and their move to the top of the League Two Table with 44 points after 21 matches.
But, alas, no photo of the Cathedral and the Crane this time.
I knew that something was up with the weather when I saw that the MK Dons' match was "Postponed" -- must be because of ice on the pitch or something like that for the match not to happen.
So, within a few hours the Lincster should be tucked away in bed at the airport hotel waiting for the 3 a.m. check in for his flight and the first solo international trip of his life.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:13 pm

I'm fucking not checking on t 3am Steavo...fuck that noise...theres a free brekkie at the hotel at 4.30 am and then a short stroll to the airport to check...there'll be enough time.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:16 pm

Carry On, Dude. But don't be late for your flight because if you're late you may have to go back to your wife instead of on vacation. And please leave your marijuana at home so that we don't get requests during your visit that you need money for bail and to pay a lawyer for your narcotics defense.
Freezing your ass off at Senile (sic) Park is nothing compared with the average December temperatures in Tallinn --- Average high is 32 F, average low temperature is 28 F -- but much colder temperatures have been reported, to wit below 0 F. So take your warmest coat, a good fleece hat, and gloves. Enjoy !
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Post by GLimpet » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:18 pm

Speaking of haggis munchers, Aberdeen is back on the winning trail after playing 2 games a week every week this month including 2 of the Old Firm (6x the average salary of Aberdeen players, Celtic beat us 1-0 in cup final, but 3 days later we beat Rangers, also in Glasgow 1-0) then stumbling against St Johnston, beat Livingston on Tuesday and St Mirren today.

Same again rest of month , Tuesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Saturday, 9 games in December because of cup final and so we can catch up with games in hand.

So we're back up to fourth in the SPFL.

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Post by GLimpet » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:22 pm

Aberdeen 5-1 Dundee tonight.

Then I went to the pub quiz and a Q was: apart from Lincoln City, which was the only other non-league team to make the last 8 of the FA Cup?

For some reason Lincoln failed to tell me this.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:28 pm

Burton Albion, semi finals of the League cup.

Log that for future reference

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:33 pm

In other Lincoln City news I bring you an exciting development...you favorite correspondent has secured tickets for the 3rd round FA Cup tie at Goodison against Everton.

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Post by GLimpet » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:52 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:28 pm
Burton Albion, semi finals of the League cup.

Log that for future reference
QPR apparently. Long time ago.

Well done Imps. Watch yourself in Liverpool Lincs.
It's not like warm and cosy Estonia.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:07 pm

Everton away.

That's tasty.

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Post by steveogolf » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:34 pm

Lincoln wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:33 pm
In other Lincoln City news I bring you an exciting development...you favorite correspondent has secured tickets for the 3rd round FA Cup tie at Goodison against Everton.
Well done, Lincs.
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Post by Lincoln » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:37 pm

I shall be posting regular (and fascinating) updates as the day progresses....coach leaves Sinny Bank at 9.30am.

In the meantime we have a big game this weekend ...at home against Newport County...they are decent.

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Lincoln wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:37 pm
I shall be posting regular (and fascinating) updates as the day progresses....coach leaves Sinny Bank at 9.30am.

In the meantime we have a big game this weekend ...at home against Newport County...they are decent.
Have you returned to LincsLand from Estonia ?
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Post by Lincoln » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:49 pm

I have mate...I wish i'd gone for longer ,it was a great place...loads to see, I barely scratched the surface.

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Post by steveogolf » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:27 pm

The # 1 in the Table, The Mighty Imps, have a difficult match on Saturday against # 6 in the Table Newport County.
My prediction: A Draw.
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Post by GLimpet » Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:03 pm

Bit of a nailbiter at the end for the Imps.

Meanwhile, in the real north:


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Post by steveogolf » Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:07 pm

It's an Oh So Happy Day in LincsLand as The Mighty Imps defeat a good team, Newport County, 3-2, AND the MKDons lost, albeit to a top team, Colchester, 1-0.
As a result, The Table now shows the 3 teams in the Promotion Zone:
(1). The Mighty Imps = 47 points.
(2). MK Dons = 43 points.
(3). Colchester = 41 points.

The Excretians also won and remain in the Playoff Zone.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:31 am

GLimpet wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:03 pm
Bit of a nailbiter at the end for the Imps.

Meanwhile, in the real north:


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Not too shabby.

You've become a viable third option to the Glaswegan's religious bollocks.
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Post by GLimpet » Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:23 pm

Sure. Since 1980.
Nice of you to catch up.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:06 pm

Let's be honest. Aberdeen are the Duran Duran of Scottish football, big in the 80s.

Good to see the Hun back from the wilderness.
It was fun while it lasted.

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Post by GLimpet » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:40 pm

Let's be honest, you know fuckall.

What other Scottish team won two European trophies?
How many won a European trophy since Aberdeen did?

A) none
B) see A.

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