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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:42 pm

I know it's not a ton.
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:47 pm

You robbed me of a top ton on my own thread about my own team....

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:21 pm

I hate it when that happens.

But you should still answer the frigging question.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:39 pm

Never mind. The answer is four teams go to League 1. So the odds are good.
At the end of each season the top three teams, together with the winner of the play-offs between the teams which finished in the fourth to seventh positions, are promoted to EFL League One and are replaced by the four teams that finished at the bottom of that division.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:40 pm

To be honest LS i wasn't sure...but thanks for clarifying that,tickets today were as rare as rocking horse shit.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:57 pm

The Mighty Imps won again today over the MK Dons and remain in First Place in the Table with 22 points.
The Mighty Excretians won too and are in Second Place in the Table with 19 points.
Could we see the Mighty Imps AND the Mighty Excretians in League One next season? It's too early to get all excited about that.
I do think that Geeky has died and was buried with a ton of zoiders. RIP Geeky of Excretia City.
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:01 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:57 pm
The Mighty Imps won again today over the MK Dons and remain in First Place in the Table with 22 points.
The Mighty Excretians won too and are in Second Place in the Table with 19 points.
Could we see the Mighty Imps AND the Mighty Excretians in League One next season? It's too early to get all excited about that.
I do think that Geeky has died and was buried with a ton of zoiders. RIP Geeky of Excretia City.
You need to drop all this Exeter City shite Steavo....you're an Imp now.

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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:04 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:57 pm
The Mighty Imps won again today over the MK Dons and remain in First Place in the Table with 22 points.
The Mighty Excretians won too and are in Second Place in the Table with 19 points.
Could we see the Mighty Imps AND the Mighty Excretians in League One next season? It's too early to get all excited about that.
I do think that Geeky has died and was buried with a ton of zoiders. RIP Geeky of Excretia City.
The Excretian is alive and well, and is currently leading the stew's very own NFL Pickem contest, one game into week 3.
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Re: Lincoln City-Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:05 pm

You pair o'yank cnuts....fuck off Exeter....this is Lincoln.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:24 am

Imps update for you britches....

I have been a negligent reporter of late not reporting on Lincoln city's last 2 games....won one,lost one.

Today we host Crewe Alexanda ....a lower league club if ever there was one :D ...I remember being stood on the almost empty terraces back in the 70's watching a boring 0-0 draw on a wet Wednesday night....and today it seems the weather is the same... it's pissing down.

It'd better not be a 0-0 today.

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Post by GLimpet » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:10 pm

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:23 pm

Cracking day!

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Post by Wilster » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:00 pm

Lincs, was your city named after our President Abe Lincoln?
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:01 am

Wilster wrote:
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Lincs, was your city named after our President Abe Lincoln?
Other way round and well you know it you seppo knob-jockey.

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Post by GLimpet » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:38 pm

Through on pens against S****horpe!

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:17 am

Yep,first time we've played them in years...Scunthorpe are our biggest rivals ,we used to have legendary battles with them back in the 80's.

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:47 am

I figured Lincoln and Boston would be rivals. Shows you what I know.
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:34 am

If you ask a Boston fan they would agree but we look down upon them as our 6 fingered cousins....they are seldom in the same league as us and therefore irrelevant.....probably that's how Scunthorpe view us.

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Post by grecian » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:21 pm

The Cowley Bros are Fucking CUNTS - That's the most I know!

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:26 pm

grecian wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:21 pm
The Cowley Bros are Fucking CUNTS - That's the most I know!
Well, Fuck Me, GEEKY IS BACK. i honestly though that he was dead, dead, dead. LOL ! But this is a GOOD THING !

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Post by grecian » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:33 pm

Europe 17 and a Fucking Half - Yank Shite 10 and a fucking half!!
Lefty's Fucked and Woods is utter Gash!

Suck on THAT, Yanko!

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Post by grecian » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:34 pm

What's this new Set Up all about??

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:38 pm

grecian wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:33 pm
Europe 17 and a Fucking Half - Yank Shite 10 and a fucking half!!
Lefty's Fucked and Woods is utter Gash!

Suck on THAT, Yanko!
Not a good Ryder Cup because it wasn't close. Agreed that The USAians were utter shit out there.
Best for me was watching Jon Rahm take down Tiger Woods in singles because I have seen Rahm play in more than 10 college tournaments while in college before he turned pro, and I have talked with him several times. The guy was then and is now an ice man when he is under pressure to make a good shot.
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Post by grecian » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:45 pm

So you agree that Rahm wood beat Woods EVERY TIME they go Head to Head?

If not? STFU....

Woods was just Utter Gash and the US Team had several 'Issues', as you know...

I Fucking hate the US

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:15 pm

grecian wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:45 pm
So you agree that Rahm wood beat Woods EVERY TIME they go Head to Head?

If not? STFU....

Woods was just Utter Gash and the US Team had several 'Issues', as you know...

I Fucking hate the US
Obviously not every time, Geeky, and probably less than 40 percent of the time, but he is a good player, and I respect that.
But I would bet that you still drink lots of cider to excess every night to the point that you go Whacko.
By the way, no "grecian" posts since January, so when did you get out of prison? LOL
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Post by grecian » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:39 pm

You still Wanking yerself silly over Blokes with Pringle jumpers and a Mashie Niblick
?

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Post by steveogolf » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:41 pm

grecian wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:39 pm
You still Wanking yerself silly over Blokes with Pringle jumpers and a Mashie Niblick
?
Of course, Remember, "Steve-o is my name and golf is my game."
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Post by Wilster » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:26 am

grecian wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:45 pm
I Fucking hate the US
Written like a true latent-American-wannabe...what a friggin' knob-jockey. Saddle up son, the USA has perma-hold over youse. And I write that with pleasure.
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:51 am

Ok,back to the subject of the OP....the Mighty Imps.

We face Port Vale on Saturday...I'm tempted to go as it's years since I've been to an away game....

We're still top of the league!!

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Post by steveogolf » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:12 pm

The Mighty Imps are my League Two Team. Fuck the Grecians of Excretia City.
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:29 pm

steveogolf wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:12 pm
The Mighty Imps are my League Two Team. Fuck the Grecians of Excretia City.
That's the spirit!

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:12 pm

Here we go agai....The Mighty Imps win again....and we win away!

2-6....hows a bout that!!

Other clubs are starting to notice our management and circling to poach...well they can go suck a bag of dicks...cunts! The Cowlies are staying here.

Get us to the Championship and then they are more than welcome to persue their careers.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:33 pm

The Mighty Imps are AWESOME !
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Post by GLimpet » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:30 pm

That was an impressive result.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:57 pm

Cambridge today at home..

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:35 pm

We scored a last minute equalizer and then Jose lost the plot. Not that I'm watching - it's Champions Day at Ascot.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:39 pm

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We scored a last minute equalizer and then Jose lost the plot. Not that I'm watching - it's Champions Day at Ascot.
I saw it. Great ending for Chelsea, but they should have won going away.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:48 pm

I saw it too , it’s just as bad here at Sincil Bank... sendings off, Afro... high drama 1-1 now Lincoln down to 10 men


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I meant “Agro “ not Afro!


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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:07 pm

The standard of referring in the lower leagues is shocking... today at Sincil Bank we’ve got this big fat bloater that hasn’t got a clue... no doubt he’s from the south!


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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:11 pm

What does MOIRAE signify?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:39 pm

It’s a local business that “creates stuff” fcuked if I know what


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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:41 pm

I just goooogled it’s a web design business from DONCASTER!

Cunts.


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Post by steveogolf » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:11 pm

The Mighty Imps can't get the win at home on Saturday against lowly Cambridge despite loud (stoned) applause from Lincs and the other fanatics of Lincoln City, and they settle for a 1-1 Draw (FT).
Meanwhile, the Excretians play to a (boring) 0-0 draw in their match.
Table: The Mighty Ones remain in 1 st place with 32 points; the Excretians are in 2 nd place with 28 points; and the MK Dons are in 3 rd place.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:21 pm

I didn't see the results yet...did MK Dons win Steavo?

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:31 pm

MK'ers win 1-0 over The Northamptonians.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:36 pm

steveogolf wrote:
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MK'ers win 1-0 over The Northamptonians.
They look the danger side this season...heavily tipped to win the league by many pundits AND some weird computer algorithm .

Today was mental mate...we had a player sent off controversially after about 20 mins...the ref got so much stick from the fans....imagine having 9000 people chanting "Wanker" at you all afternoon....I actually started to feel sorry for him towards the end...he had to have a police escort from the pitch!

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:45 pm

Lincoln wrote:
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Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:31 pm
MK'ers win 1-0 over The Northamptonians.
They look the danger side this season...heavily tipped to win the league by many pundits AND some weird computer algorithm .

Today was mental mate...we had a player sent off controversially after about 20 mins...the ref got so much stick from the fans....imagine having 9000 people chanting "Wanker" at you all afternoon....I actually started to feel sorry for him towards the end...he had to have a police escort from the pitch!
There is always the possibility that in the # 1 Kingdom of BETTING that the Ref was being naughty and had money on the match. But, it could have been worse for him --- He could have been taken away and escorted to the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul for some unique "treatment" for his disorder.
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