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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:16 am

When you've gone through the crazy ups and downs I have in this league, you celebrate where you can. Making Agent curse will be considered a win at this point.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:11 am

2wilzgood wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:38 am
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The draft is this Sunday.
Seems the commissioner is trying out his bush league psych out stuff again. Sunday, Monday...


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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:06 am

All out this year!

Full on Mad Dog!

Stewites be warned.

I Will Re Peat.

Oh, and some guy named Agholor. pfft, comp over
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:11 am

St. Zzzzz will be starting tonight.

Not RG3. And not Crazy Eyes.

I want to hear the standing O for my main man.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:20 am

Oh, now the NFL doesn't play in the rain.

How fucking sad.

If it weren't for St. Zzzzz, it would be Tucker and Jeopardy tonight instead of Goodell.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:36 am

You wear a helmet. You hit him with your helmet.

Penalty !

This can only end well.

Oh, well
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:39 am

Pathetic.

It's raining! OMG! Cancel the game!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:38 pm

Its about that time!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:16 am

Well, the big experiment of taking Aaron Rodgers as my #1 QB has been solved.

He sucks, and now he's hurt.

Fuck me.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:58 am

I thought getting nearly 42 points from Brees would mean a win for me, but my matchup is still too close to call.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:16 am

I had Brees last year. He is frustrating as hell. One game you'll get 40 and the next you'll get 3.
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Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:18 am

Lost Soul wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:16 am
Well, the big experiment of taking Aaron Rodgers as my #1 QB has been solved.

He sucks, and now he's hurt.

Fuck me.
Does 286 yards 3 TD's and no interceptions not give you a lot of points.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:19 am

And you get points for long TD passes as well, correct?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:29 am

Thanks, sode.

I turned it off in the 1st quarter after he was hurt, and spent some quality time (other than posting on the stew) looking for the 21st best QB available, because my #2 is also hurt.

This is very good news. Rodgers ended up with 28.94 points. And he had 0.32 points when I turned it to the Civil War.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 am

Was Mariotta your #2?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:32 am

And how come you didn't draft Zzzzz Foles?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:34 am

sodelicious wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:32 am
And how come you didn't draft Zzzzz Foles?
I thought long and hard about him for my #2. But picking a platooning QB adds more angst than I care to give for this contest.

So I went with Jimmy Garoppolo...
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:35 am

sodelicious wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 am
Was Mariotta your #2?
No, until some asshole stole my Jimmy G, from way below the Mendoza line.
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Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:36 am

Did Jimmy G get injured in today's game?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:41 am

I don't know. Did he?

He did OK for the Keith Stones. But certainly no Aaron Rodgers numbers, to be sure.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:42 am

You said your number 2 was hurt, who's your number 2?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:49 am

Mariotta.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:55 am

Shit, your in a bit of a conundrum if Rodgers misses any games.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:01 am

Indeed.

The thought hit me in the first quarter of the first game of the season, when he couldn't hit a barn, and then a 300 pound asshole fell on his knee.

But I combine sucking at FF with bad luck, so nothing new for me. :twisted:

Your good news tonight has embiggened my heart. I'm sorry I missed it.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by kotagiri_tea_planter » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:02 am

ROLL CALL?

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:51 pm

Rivers would of had 500 yards if not for all the drops.......
It was koool watching my fantasy QB matchup unfold as a shootout on TV.
Cept the chefs won, fuck the chefs.

Every year i make a last minute change in weeek one that means a lo55.
This year i swore i wouldnt do it again, yet there i was before game time picking jenkins orf the waiver wire and benching kittle.
At least it didnt cost me this time.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:34 pm

kotagiri_tea_planter wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:02 am
ROLL CALL?
I think these are the teams, someone correct me if I've screwed something up:

Graveshitters- Sec8
Warp n Woof- 2wilz
Creeping Jennys - WIMM
Keith Stones- Fred/Kenneth
Shamoo- Seamus
Ivankas- Lost Soul
PhilipRivers- Kotagiri
Mammoths- Agent009
Golden Taint- Citizen Baba
Unicorns- Lola
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by kotagiri_tea_planter » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:50 pm

Thanks, lola

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:03 pm

Smooothne55 will not help today senor bongwater!!!!


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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:46 am

Every week one winner is now a loser.

A ten team league of one and ones..,

while the waiver wire looks bleak.

At least The Ivankas have reverted to form.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:29 am

Bless you, 2wilz.

If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.

The Pickem is also an exercise in futility.
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:23 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:03 pm
Smooothne55 will not help today senor bongwater!!!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:15 pm

There will be no 0-3 Taint this season.

I am to be shellacked in the hours ahead.

Funchess!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:15 pm

The Shamoos are losing ignominiously to the Ivankas. Currently it is 76 to 22.

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:14 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:15 pm
The Shamoos are losing ignominiously to the Ivankas. Currently it is 76 to 22.
But now you just have to sit and watch, and hope his Monday doesn't go so well. I hate that.
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Post by steveogolf » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:53 pm

I don't know about this Fantasy Thing, but the Los Angeles Rams are supposed to win at least 12 games in the regular season (According to the coach of the LA Chargers who lost to the Rams on Sunday).
The Rams are in action again on Thursday night against Minnesota in the televised Thursday Night Game of the Week.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:18 pm

Yowza! Worst to first in seventeen days

I AM THE Defending Champion destined to repeat

Shit Bags occupying first, second, third place...

Shit Bags vs division done this weekend?

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Post by 2wilzgood » Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:49 pm

2wilzgood wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:18 pm
Shit Bags vs division done this weekend?

Went 4-1, an .800 winning percentage, Quality
It wasn't that bad. It was worse.

Turns out in an all inter-division weekend

Shit Bags rule, 5-0, 1.000 winning percentage

division done, sad
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:04 pm

Wooo! Go Shit Bags!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:16 pm

Yo, division dung, don't look now, but..

Week 5 is another all inter-division weekend.

Will you lot manage an 0 - 5 twofer? 0 - 10?

With ten opportunities, can you obtain even one W?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:42 pm

Division dung!

Can any of the five of you win once in two weeks?

Meanwhile, collected Cooper Kupp AND Carolina off waivers this week. Woot'n see nunuvya in Week 16.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:29 pm

Big Woolly Mammoth just didnt show up this weeek.....
L005e to the Clan of Rivers, for shame, for shame.
There is one bright spot in on the weeekend, The Mammoth scored more points than the Keith Stones.

How bout the Graveshitters eeeeking out the win, what a Giant fumble by hopkins.... I hope he feeels bad for the damage he did to The Golden Taint.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:39 am

The Keith Stones are l00sing to the Ivankas. That's like the definition of futility.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:36 am

Agent009 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:29 pm

Can the Jennys Pull orf the Win?
Yes. Barely. One of 2wilz's wideouts tallied zero (0) points.

The league tightened up a whole bunch this week.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:35 pm

Saquan Barkley just dinged the best defense in the league for 29 points. Not good.

On another note, why is a 1-4 team two or three touchdowns down running the ball? Because they want to be 1-5?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by section8 » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:03 am

Because Eli don’t work no more. He’s done.
This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:45 am

I seem to recall his older brother going from first to worst in one off season. But at least Peyton had the best defense in history to cover for his awfulness during his final season.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:02 pm

Well, at the intermission today, you were only beating me 90.8 to 5.9.

It's a real confidence builder.
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