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Dave Warner

Post by andybox » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:17 am

What a fucking wanker. Out for 1, why is he even allowed to play again?

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:23 am

Cricket Australia - whatever they say in public - have a plan to get him back in the Australian team.

I think you’re a good guy Andy, and I know you don’t agree, but Australian pro-sport has the worst culture in the western world (when I moved here I thought it would be the best).
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Unwashed_Pom » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:00 am

(when I moved here I thought it would be the best).
Perhaps you should just fuck off and live in a cave somewhere south of Tierra del Fuego. Win win.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:35 am

Dave Warner is a great player and a wanker to boot, however, i'd love to see him back in the Aussie squad...God knows they need him.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:46 am

Agreed.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

Or third, fourth or fifth if everyone else is no good.

And who says great sportsmen can't be utter wankers.

I mean, look at John Terry.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:52 am

I'd like to see what odds Australia are for next years world cup?

They'll be up to full strength by then and whilst they might not win it i'd lump on to them making the semi-hard ons...

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Flobster! » Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:12 pm

Speaking of Dave Warner ...




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Re: Dave Warner

Post by andybox » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:24 pm

Don’t agree. Both him and Smith should be permanently banned from all forms of the game. Once a cheat, always a cheat. The only one who should get a second chance is the player who was instructed by both the captain and Warner to tamper with the ball.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:46 pm

Because he was only following ze orders?

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by andybox » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:09 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:46 pm
Because he was only following ze orders?
Yep, taking instructions from both the captain and a senior player.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Unwashed_Pom » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:40 am

Once a cheat, always a cheat.
Everyone deserves a second chance. Both players are so high profile I doubt they'd be so stupid to fuck up so seriously again given the chance.

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:04 pm

Maybe Andy would be happy if they were flogged on live TV?

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by rosstralia » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:18 pm

The humiliation of having to play cricket in Canada seems like cruel and unfair punishment.

The Saffer captain got caught twice and fuck all happened to him.
The poster below is a moron

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Re: Dave Warner

Post by Lincoln » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:32 pm

rosstralia wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:18 pm

The Saffer captain got caught twice and fuck all happened to him.
He died in a plane crash...I'd say lots happened to him.

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