England vs Australia 2nd One-Dayer Ofishial Thread.

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England vs Australia 2nd One-Dayer Ofishial Thread.

Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:57 am

Fuck rugby,fuck golf and yes,fuck football....Cricket is where its, at and on the stew there is no better commentator on the sport than me...Lincoln.

Today is a chance for the most hated team in the sport to avenge the inventors of the sport.

Live from cardiff...it starts in 5 mins..

Which way will it go?

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Post by shunter » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:05 pm

Resounding English victory

Has anyone even heard of the Aussies? This Richardson fellow seems to be bowling from both ends.

Whatever happened to Australia - I know half of them are banned, but who are these people on the pitch?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:07 pm

I had a look through the team the other day and couldn't name one player.

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Post by shunter » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:16 pm

I don’t like Langer one bit. Absolute cunt of a man. Hopefully he fails badly and gets replaced by Gillespie who is a good man.
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Post by shunter » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:07 pm

Jhye, Kane, Travis, D’arcy, Aaron and Marcus? Who are these benders?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:08 pm

What worries me about this England line up is our bowling....ok so great score today with the bat by us but when you see our bowling being opened by David Willey then thats a sign we aint a massive threat with the ball.

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Post by shunter » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:53 pm

Wiley is shit and Wood is worse. Woakes is better and stokes as a 6th bowler is a better bet than the extra batsman.

Broad and Anderson are twice the bowlers Wood and willey are.
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Post by andybox » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:40 pm

Pub team.

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